Phrases you hate...

Not sure if this is a similar thing but "I began to believe the voices in my head
were wrong"

Surely "I began to believe THAT the voices in my head were wrong" would remove that ambiguity

"tell us how you really feel" after someone tells how they feel about something

hot take. i loathe and wish to ban the phrase "hot take".

― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Saturday, May 28, 2016 11:59 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Is it ever used non-ironically?

"I'm sorry, but--"

I wonder if this is what spawned "sorry not sorry", which gives me hives.

I strongly dislike the word 'funky' when used to describe things other than music.

tbh I get more annoyed when that word is applied to music

I ate a 100 year old duck egg this evening and there was definitely a prominent flavor there that could be appropriately called funky

When I've tossed a variety of dirty clothes into the hamper to await washing, then after a number of days, the contents of the hamper start to smell funky.

hot take. i loathe and wish to ban the phrase "hot take".

― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Saturday, May 28, 2016 12:59 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ways to avoid thinking for $1000. See also 'challops'.

lol

"____________ is when..."

"If I could just ask you to"

usually used passive aggressively by people in service jobs

don't hate this but also don't understand why i say "buh-bye" when ending a phone call and hear it all the time - where did this come from?

Contraction of bye-bye surely

"This."

^ this

THIS

eso

"This is so Important."

"womp womp" as onomatopoeia for the sad trombone sound. I see this all over twitter and facebook lately. I don't hear a "p" sound in there at all!

https://wompwompwomp.com/

Womp would be a better word for some kind of bass sound or something.

sad bass drop

'blame game'

Doubling down

trump train

"catching feelings"

"This."

― Pentenema Karten, Thursday, June 9, 2016 11:53 AM (five months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ this

― Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Thursday, June 9, 2016 11:55 AM (five months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

THIS

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, June 9, 2016 11:56 AM (five months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's gotten out of hand imo esp in response to election

THIS. SO MUCH THIS. *links to john oliver clip*

"healing balm" used to describe music or art

"Trump taps..."

"Spitball/ing"

"forever home" seconded, along with "forever family"
"baby bump" in any magazine, esp. with a large arrow pointer

Woot woot

you gotta be a cold mf imo to hate on "forever home" / "forever family"

I think it's dumb and overly corny

Forever Home is definitely on some rainbow bridge fur baby shit.

The concept that pets are part of your family and not disposable is not at all novel to me, though. I guess it's meant to appeal to people who are overly sentimental yet also shitbags to animals

it's for use with sheltered or fostered pets who will be destroyed unless someone takes them in

I know what it's used for, and I approve of finding permanent homes for animals who are in danger of being destroyed. 'Permanent home' or even simply 'home' seem like reasonable words for this.

that's cool, i think that's a reasonable position to take. alls i said was getting ticked off at a bit of schmaltz that's trying to generate empathy to save animal lives makes you a cold mf.

I hate it so much I just put my cat in the trash can

he liked it too much in there and I had to pull him out

"in this space" or "in the (x) space"

e.g., "We're the only company playing in this space right now," or "Next year we're looking to increase our presence in the home and garden space"

Also "robust," but I see that was called out above

Pictures/stories of pets finding homes, particularly any animal saved from an abusive and/or life-threatening situation, are heartwarming. Forever just hits as an unnecessary, treacly superlative to a story that's good enough without it.

"libtard" is another, unrelated one that makes me wince - even "liberal" as a pejorative. So much for a respectful debate, sir/madam.

"that can be debunked"

*posts link to video*

"claps back"

laughably lame, also strongly connotes 'ineffectual action of a powerless person performed for a day's worth of facebook likes and then forgotten by larger society'

Basically all phrases used by salespeople for software-as-a-service companies and other vendors. "Hey, Phil, when would be a good time to connect and hop on a webex to see how our service might fit into your marketing stack?" Like, we live in a world where people have to talk to other people like this.

"If you have a voice, use it"

it's has all the empty platitude of a politician. when spoken by a famous person this advice boils down to "Other people should say something"

"Rare interview with Thom Yorke"

breaking news

(that doesn't mean shit)

Anybody who isn't a gangsta rapper who refers to someone as their "ride or die".

Just call them your friend, you're a 57 year old school teacher