official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

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I shaved my beard last week, dodged a bullet there

dmr, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link

excuse me but i have a beard

o super i have a tattoo reading i love beards plz could u give me $500 my bank is on vacation

ice cr?m, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link

don't sense she understands that stealing money is different then breaking heart

bnw, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link

I haven't done anything of that nature for years except for pretending that I have cancer, of course, which isn't really that shitty if you think about it.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

oh she's good

fucken cumlord (omar little), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

it's better than ~having~ cancer, right?! u wouldn't really want me to have cancer would u?????

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

you should be relieved!!

fucken cumlord (omar little), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

this reminds me of that book about how like 1 in 10 people is a sociopath and everybody knows one.

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

thought that was gays

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

o i guess it's actually 1 in 25 so not like the gays

http://www.audiobooksonline.com/media/The_Sociopath_Next_Door_Martha_Stout_unabridged_mp3_compact_disc.jpg

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I think gays actually know a higher percentage of sociopaths.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link

being a gay sociopath would be a transcendent experience def

I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

which subforum has the most sociopaths

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link

the most jabbaresque

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

ilbaseball obv

I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

being a gay sociopath would be a transcendent experience def

― I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Thursday, April 16, 2009 4:58 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark

lol waht

call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago) link

"which subforum has the most sociopaths"

Moderator Request Forum

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

once this girl at my college got bit by a black widow and she didnt know and she started to get really sick and she went to the clinic @ my school and first they told her that she might be pregnant and then changed that diagnosis to 'cancer' and she made an appt with an oncologist and everything and dude was like uh.jpg u have a black widow bite not cancer and she left the school

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 2 April 2009 18:01 (1 week ago) Bookmark

hipster grifter exit strategy?

dmr, Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

1 in 10 is a homeopath

Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link

1 in 100,000,000 is an osteopath

angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:13 (fifteen years ago) link

7 in 10 homeopaths are sociopaths ime

goole, Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

"which subforum has the most sociopaths"

Moderator Request Forum

― Alex in SF, Thursday, April 16, 2009 5:03 PM

surely you mean I Must Protest!

tehresa, Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

1 in 100,000,000 is an osteopath

― angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, April 16, 2009 4:13 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is wrong, btw

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Without Wax,

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah wtf does that even mean

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link

it's a joke about the latin root of "sincere" :(

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link

lame

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link

please provide a percentage of osteopaths to world population
show your work

angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago) link

there are more than 80, homey

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

"surely you mean I Must Protest!"

Also a possiblity.

Alex in SF, Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

By 2020, the number of osteopathic physicians will grow to 95,400,and American population will be 350 million.
So okay, more like one in 3670, wtf they are taking over.

angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

or my math is bad. it is a slow day at work

angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:31 (fifteen years ago) link

wow guys way to make this awesome thread terrible

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

stfu

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Max, have you ever visited an osteopath?

angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe ka-j did and that's why her cancer kept coming back?¿?¿

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Max, cease addressing us, or you *will* sequentially meet us and Brooklyn osteopaths.

I will destroy you all, starting with your tiny ridiculous bathtubs (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

okay lolling at that

angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link

cutty can u ban these fools

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link

never would have guessed this thread would descend into osteopath namecalling

Mr. Que, Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link

never would have guessed this thread would descend into osteopath namecalling

― Mr. Que, Thursday, April 16, 2009 5:41 PM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

more evidence that noise board is going dangerously downhill

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

sorry bros, carry on

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

the noise board has gone down the wrong path

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

good one

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

;-)

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

it's my pathion

angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link


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