official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

lol im gonna guess that every short asian chick in brooklyn is arousing suspicions from good citizens at this point

arousing a lot more than that too i bet

i have a hot azn grifter waiting in my bed for me so i'll say this

wtf is she possessed by the Phoenix Force

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, April 16, 2009 4:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

nerd!

typical hipster priorities: you can bend reality to your will with your mutant powers and all you do is kite checks

"Sgt. Ross? Another Brooklyn hipster for you on Line 2."

this is just another hipster scavenger hunt at this point

she's more of a predator than a scavenger

Was with a lightly bearded guy

i love beards

oh look it worked thx cutty

lightly blended beard

didn't know cuttyhorse jokes were off limits

Ten months ago one of this kind stalked and eliminated an group of hipsters in Utah.

btw i'm shaving before i enter brooklyn just in case.

i love every hipster in BK is attemping to do a HIPSTER CITIZENS ARREST

Hello. I really appreciate the message that you sent. Surprisingly enough, all of the emails that I have received have been in the same vein. Makes me feel SLIGHTLY less of a terrible human being.

Yes, I made mistakes and yes, I hurt people who cared for me (and vice versa). However, I have made amends with most of those individuals, and have attempted to rectify my poor decisions by paying them back. I know that it is neither here nor there, but what the article didn't mention is that I haven't done anything of that nature for years. I understand that that, in no way, justifies what I did ... but I definitely recognize that what I did was really REALLY shitty, and like to think that I have learned from my mistakes.

Anyway, I didn't mean to barrage you with my...whatever the fuck those preceeding paragraphs are...my sincere apologies.

Thank you, again, for your kind words.

Without Wax,

Kari

omg she is trying to scam us again

PS can u cash a check 4 me my bank is closed

I shaved my beard last week, dodged a bullet there

excuse me but i have a beard

o super i have a tattoo reading i love beards plz could u give me $500 my bank is on vacation

http://lab.andre-michelle.com/swf/fl10/ToneMatrix.swf

don't sense she understands that stealing money is different then breaking heart

I haven't done anything of that nature for years except for pretending that I have cancer, of course, which isn't really that shitty if you think about it.

oh she's good

it's better than ~having~ cancer, right?! u wouldn't really want me to have cancer would u?????

you should be relieved!!

lol

this reminds me of that book about how like 1 in 10 people is a sociopath and everybody knows one.

thought that was gays

lol

o i guess it's actually 1 in 25 so not like the gays

http://www.audiobooksonline.com/media/The_Sociopath_Next_Door_Martha_Stout_unabridged_mp3_compact_disc.jpg

I think gays actually know a higher percentage of sociopaths.

being a gay sociopath would be a transcendent experience def

which subforum has the most sociopaths

the most jabbaresque

ilbaseball obv

being a gay sociopath would be a transcendent experience def

― I can dance, shake tambourines, tell jokes... (ice cr?m), Thursday, April 16, 2009 4:58 PM (22 seconds ago) Bookmark

lol waht

"which subforum has the most sociopaths"

Moderator Request Forum

once this girl at my college got bit by a black widow and she didnt know and she started to get really sick and she went to the clinic @ my school and first they told her that she might be pregnant and then changed that diagnosis to 'cancer' and she made an appt with an oncologist and everything and dude was like uh.jpg u have a black widow bite not cancer and she left the school

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 2 April 2009 18:01 (1 week ago) Bookmark

hipster grifter exit strategy?

1 in 10 is a homeopath

1 in 100,000,000 is an osteopath

7 in 10 homeopaths are sociopaths ime

"which subforum has the most sociopaths"

Moderator Request Forum

― Alex in SF, Thursday, April 16, 2009 5:03 PM

surely you mean I Must Protest!

1 in 100,000,000 is an osteopath

― angry, vegan, straight-edge, beat a few girls in my life (forksclovetofu), Thursday, April 16, 2009 4:13 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is wrong, btw

Without Wax,

yeah wtf does that even mean

it's a joke about the latin root of "sincere" :(

lame

please provide a percentage of osteopaths to world population
show your work

there are more than 80, homey