official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

I keep going back to this on other threads, but who in the hell - no - what HIPSTER is still out there writing CHECKS at restaurants.

Unless this is some sort of steempunk thing I'm missing.

dying to hear philtwo's take on this.

in order to recruit her to this cause i will need to assemble a motley crew of once & future noizers for a cross-brooklyn road trip where we will each grow up in our own way

^^^^^ eerily similar to a gchat I had with celebrity wakeboarder steve shasta a few days ago about his impending nyc visit:

5:40 PM undoubtedly there will be some drama FAP reuniting all the splintered factions
like voltron

xpost!

She frequently told me she was in the hospital, with lung cancer, even though she was "straight edge"

i love this SUSPICIOUS HMMMM

lool steempunk cheque writers - brilliant needs to happen

i don't look like a horse, that is a shop

its not bad to look like a horse

black BEAUTY

also "Edward III", i don't think we've ever met

noize has to be run by a horse--it's in the ilx constitution. therefore, you are a horse.

jw was totally a horse

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http://images.google.com/images?en-US:official&hs=OeX&q=cuttyhorse

Did you mean: cutty house

europhonic cutty house

enormous, epic, cutty, house

Really surprised no one heisted this for a name yet.

thought that said and I'm gonna attack her ass to ass as soon as I do see her, had to read twice

insert Requiem For A Dream joke there

http://www.hulu.com/watch/13015/requiem-for-a-dream

xpost dangit

dude just take her

hahaha oh shit drudge siren on this for real

where was she -- soda bar, weather up, or barrette

Update: Another sighting! From yesterday:

Hey I definetely saw her yesterday in prospect heights at vanderbilt and park place. Spoke to sgt Ross [of the Salt Lake City PD] and gave him coordinates. Was with a lightly bearded guy, tattoo blazing. Had read the observer article 2 hrs earlier.

wtf is she possessed by the Phoenix Force

lol im gonna guess that every short asian chick in brooklyn is arousing suspicions from good citizens at this point

arousing a lot more than that too i bet

i have a hot azn grifter waiting in my bed for me so i'll say this

wtf is she possessed by the Phoenix Force

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, April 16, 2009 4:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

nerd!

typical hipster priorities: you can bend reality to your will with your mutant powers and all you do is kite checks

"Sgt. Ross? Another Brooklyn hipster for you on Line 2."

this is just another hipster scavenger hunt at this point

she's more of a predator than a scavenger

Was with a lightly bearded guy

i love beards

oh look it worked thx cutty

lightly blended beard

didn't know cuttyhorse jokes were off limits

Ten months ago one of this kind stalked and eliminated an group of hipsters in Utah.

btw i'm shaving before i enter brooklyn just in case.

i love every hipster in BK is attemping to do a HIPSTER CITIZENS ARREST

Hello. I really appreciate the message that you sent. Surprisingly enough, all of the emails that I have received have been in the same vein. Makes me feel SLIGHTLY less of a terrible human being.

Yes, I made mistakes and yes, I hurt people who cared for me (and vice versa). However, I have made amends with most of those individuals, and have attempted to rectify my poor decisions by paying them back. I know that it is neither here nor there, but what the article didn't mention is that I haven't done anything of that nature for years. I understand that that, in no way, justifies what I did ... but I definitely recognize that what I did was really REALLY shitty, and like to think that I have learned from my mistakes.

Anyway, I didn't mean to barrage you with my...whatever the fuck those preceeding paragraphs are...my sincere apologies.

Thank you, again, for your kind words.

Without Wax,

Kari

omg she is trying to scam us again

PS can u cash a check 4 me my bank is closed

I shaved my beard last week, dodged a bullet there

excuse me but i have a beard

o super i have a tattoo reading i love beards plz could u give me $500 my bank is on vacation

http://lab.andre-michelle.com/swf/fl10/ToneMatrix.swf

don't sense she understands that stealing money is different then breaking heart

I haven't done anything of that nature for years except for pretending that I have cancer, of course, which isn't really that shitty if you think about it.

oh she's good

it's better than ~having~ cancer, right?! u wouldn't really want me to have cancer would u?????

you should be relieved!!