official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

in the company of pwn

And she tried to sleep with him while we were still together- there was a party at the house, I wasn't there, and she attempted to stick her hand down his pants but they were too tight.

t/s killy vs. kari farrell

"my bank is closed" durrrrrrrrrrrrr

friends don't ask friends for money beyond the occasional "can you cover this drink?" kinna thing. probably not a hard and fast rule, but it's usually true.

counting down the days until "FREE KARI" shirts start showing up

loooooooooooool Que

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, April 16, 2009 3:12 PM

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd72/suriyasiero/553px-Lol_que.jpg

dude she is not cute whatsoever

i think kari ferrell is the only person who can save noize at this point

in order to recruit her to this cause i will need to assemble a motley crew of once & future noizers for a cross-brooklyn road trip where we will each grow up in our own way

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

"and I'm gonna attack her ass as soon as I do see her. Shes a complete sociopath."

Sweet!

dude she is not cute whatsoever

― cutty, Thursday, April 16, 2009 3:22 PM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark

this from a guy who looks like a horse

burn

I keep going back to this on other threads, but who in the hell - no - what HIPSTER is still out there writing CHECKS at restaurants.

Unless this is some sort of steempunk thing I'm missing.

dying to hear philtwo's take on this.

in order to recruit her to this cause i will need to assemble a motley crew of once & future noizers for a cross-brooklyn road trip where we will each grow up in our own way

^^^^^ eerily similar to a gchat I had with celebrity wakeboarder steve shasta a few days ago about his impending nyc visit:

5:40 PM undoubtedly there will be some drama FAP reuniting all the splintered factions
like voltron

xpost!

She frequently told me she was in the hospital, with lung cancer, even though she was "straight edge"

i love this SUSPICIOUS HMMMM

lool steempunk cheque writers - brilliant needs to happen

i don't look like a horse, that is a shop

its not bad to look like a horse

black BEAUTY

also "Edward III", i don't think we've ever met

noize has to be run by a horse--it's in the ilx constitution. therefore, you are a horse.

jw was totally a horse

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http://images.google.com/images?en-US:official&hs=OeX&q=cuttyhorse

Did you mean: cutty house

europhonic cutty house

enormous, epic, cutty, house

Really surprised no one heisted this for a name yet.

thought that said and I'm gonna attack her ass to ass as soon as I do see her, had to read twice

insert Requiem For A Dream joke there

http://www.hulu.com/watch/13015/requiem-for-a-dream

xpost dangit

dude just take her

hahaha oh shit drudge siren on this for real

where was she -- soda bar, weather up, or barrette

Update: Another sighting! From yesterday:

Hey I definetely saw her yesterday in prospect heights at vanderbilt and park place. Spoke to sgt Ross [of the Salt Lake City PD] and gave him coordinates. Was with a lightly bearded guy, tattoo blazing. Had read the observer article 2 hrs earlier.

wtf is she possessed by the Phoenix Force

lol im gonna guess that every short asian chick in brooklyn is arousing suspicions from good citizens at this point

arousing a lot more than that too i bet

i have a hot azn grifter waiting in my bed for me so i'll say this

wtf is she possessed by the Phoenix Force

― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, April 16, 2009 4:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

nerd!

typical hipster priorities: you can bend reality to your will with your mutant powers and all you do is kite checks

"Sgt. Ross? Another Brooklyn hipster for you on Line 2."

this is just another hipster scavenger hunt at this point

she's more of a predator than a scavenger

Was with a lightly bearded guy

i love beards

oh look it worked thx cutty

lightly blended beard

didn't know cuttyhorse jokes were off limits

Ten months ago one of this kind stalked and eliminated an group of hipsters in Utah.