official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

huh.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/04/custom_1239891516897_kf10.jpg

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090416114203425

"She really had me going—my first instinct is not to Google someone when I meet them.”
I'm ashamed; this generally IS my first instinct.

follow your instincts

shameful bro

http://www.therocksalt.com/forumcation/viewtopic.php?p=403727&sid=a2025b95259d96d126e92b3cdcc6a173#403727

haha The Filth

"I am looking for a boy to allow me to be his beard,
if you know what I mean. Basically, I need someone
to toss their hot dog down my hallway, while I sing
theme songs from syndicated television programs
from the late 70's, early 80's.
If you think you (or a friend) are up to the challenge, let's convene on the interwebs."

-Korean Abdul-Jabbar

The whole "But then, six months later, I decided to Google her..." thing was bizarre. Everytime I meet someone new, I google them or find them on facebook. I knew that our counter-offer on the house we were selling was probably good when I found the buyer's wife's myspace profile with her status marked as "excited!".

I mean, good Lord. "I heard a big explosion so six months later, I pick up a fucking newspaper and it turns out that my house was bombed."

maybe i just don't meet many people socially, but i don't feel like someone's a huge moron for not constantly googling new acquaintances

id google someone if i thought they were being weird but generally i do not

not for any ethical reasons - just dont think of it - i mean ive googled a number of people - but not all of them

i just googled ice cream--pretty fucked up shit right here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream

o no my horrible secret is out

lol

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Indonesia_bike34.JPG/800px-Indonesia_bike34.JPG

ah the 'ogle

maybe i just don't meet many people socially, but i don't feel like someone's a huge moron for not constantly googling new acquaintances

Not even someone they're fucking and giving away money to?

you can't fuck and google someone at the same time

"This new girl with the bird tattoo is really neat! Fortunately, I have sated all curiosity I have about her at this time."

please believe that if i'm fucking you, you are gonna get googled shortly before or after

possibly during if that's your thing

true story: i have never googled anyone i know (except myself where all that comes up is really really early ilx posts under my own name).

you can't fuck and google someone at the same time

slacker

but can u fuck google and give money to someone all at the same time

thats what 95% of the internet is for

slacker

hey some of us don't have iphones, okay?

step up, son; it's almost 2010

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GAWKER SAYS SHES IN CROWN HEIGHTS

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"This new girl with the bird tattoo is really neat! Fortunately, I have sated all curiosity I have about her at this time."

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, April 16, 2009 2:52 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

seems like part of her modus operandi was preying on trusting people

also might be a little of "funny oddball cute azn chick wants to ball me, I don't need to know why"

should i go over and take a look around, bring my camera xp

pls do joe--see if u can seduce her & then con HER itd be a great double-cross, like a movie

I've gotten scammed by Kari
Submitted by xVeganSweetlovex on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 04:12.
So I met Kari thorugh my husband in 2005. He was one of the "straight edge" friends she knew. He knew her for quite a long time. I lived in Philadelphia with my husband until December of 2007. Kari and I frequently texted eachother all day long from 2005-2007. we became really good friends, and I'd hang out with her when we'd visit SLC. She frequently told me she was in the hospital, with lung cancer, even though she was "straight edge", she told me she needed an emergency hysterectomy, then months later she would tell me she thought she was pregnant. My husband and I knew she was an exaggerator, but we didn't want to question someone we thought was our friend. She told me all the time that Casey Hansen, her ex, raped her and beat her. I grew an extreme hatred for Casey.
In December of 2007, my husband and I moved to SLC, Kari and I hung out at least 3-4 times a week. We would bring our dogs to the park, go out and eat, play guitar hero, share vegan recipes, we had a lot of fun. She always asked me to put her on me and my husbands family plan for our phones, and all of the people I knew (including the sxe guys she lived with), always told me not to trust her with money so I'd just always say "I have to talk to Scott (my husband) about it". She always talked about having problems with her bank, and we would frequently go to this local vegan place that took checks, she would always offer to pay. She told me never to worry about it, little did I know, those checks were from a closed account, and the fact that she always wanted to get up and leave as soon as she wrote the check made sense. I went car shopping with her for about a week, we drove to all different bank and dealerships, always telling the bank that she had identity theft happen to her and thats why her credit was all messed up, once again, I didn't question my friend, I had known her for almost 3 years at this point.

Finally one day she told me this story of about her rent got stolen from the foyer of her apartment house, and how her landlords wanted it asap. She asked m if she could write me checks and cash them at my bank. I thought it was harmless, she told me her bank was closed. One check was for $250, and another for $300. We cashed them for her and she bought us lunch! Awesome. We get a notice that our account is overdrawn 4 days later, overdrawn by $550, with $50 in overdraft fees. At this time in our life, my husband and I barely had 10 cents to spare let alone $600. The checks came back saying the account was closed. Impossible we thought, she used checks everywhere, she had a job at Golden Voice, she always had money. She had even just recently bought a 99 Mercedes. I contacted Kari about it and she told me she"d contact her bank. An email got sent to me from a "bank manager", to my sidekick. the bank manager said there was nothing wrong with the account, but it was getting looked into and we should be getting my money back. After a few day with no money, no response, and our bank threatening to close our account, I was laying in bed, around 1am, I got on my sidekick, and took a second look at the email. I pressed the menu button and looked at the page encoding. and sure enough, the "bank managers" email, was sent from Kari's sidekick.
I texted Kari immediately, no response, so the next morning I called the police. In the mean time, I sat outside of Kari's apartment for 4 hours, with her inside. I even got let in by a neighbor who recognized me and knocked on her door for a few. I'm about 2x Kari's size, angry, vegan straight edge, and she's knows I've beat a few girls in my life, so she knew better then to come outside. I had gotten a hold of Casey because Kari had called him on my phone a few times, he told me that there was a whole bunch of stuff I didn't know about her, and that he didn't even REALLY know her. that next day she went to our bank and deposited the money back into our account. Apparently we"re the first people to ever get our money back from her. But who knows who she ripped off to get the money to pay us. I kept in contact with the detective, but since she made good on it, he couldn't do anything about it. I haven't seen her since, and I knew she was in NYC from her AIM. Its okay, the people I know, that I introduced her to in Philly know she's wanted. I was under the impression she was in SLc for a bit though, I look for her everywhere, and I'm gonna attack her ass as soon as I do see her.
Shes a complete sociopath. Every word that has ever come out of her mouth has been a lie. I wouldn't believe her if she told me she had a vagina. She's nuts, there's so much more to tell, I just don't have the time to type it.

also might be a little of "funny oddball cute azn chick wants to ball me, I don't need to know why"

a little?

a smidge

pls do joe--see if u can seduce her & then con HER itd be a great double-cross, like a movie

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, April 16, 2009 3:07 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

get her to post

loooooooooooool Que

yeah i'll give her 60k if she starts posting here

I'm about 2x Kari's size, angry, vegan straight edge, and she's knows I've beat a few girls in my life

UH

xVeganSweetlovex

I was under the impression she was in SLc for a bit though, I look for her everywhere, and I'm gonna attack her ass as soon as I do see her.

frisky

really id be pretty easy to get her to post here - just start a thread in support of her get a bunch of positive posts in there offering to help her out w/some money/a place to stay post the link to gawker comments and youd see her in no time

xVeganSweetlovex did you eat all the eggplants again?

in the company of pwn

And she tried to sleep with him while we were still together- there was a party at the house, I wasn't there, and she attempted to stick her hand down his pants but they were too tight.

t/s killy vs. kari farrell

"my bank is closed" durrrrrrrrrrrrr

friends don't ask friends for money beyond the occasional "can you cover this drink?" kinna thing. probably not a hard and fast rule, but it's usually true.

counting down the days until "FREE KARI" shirts start showing up