Artists You've Written Off/Pointedly Ignored because of their name

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Does It Offend You, Yeah?

ecuador_with_a_c, Thursday, 16 April 2009 07:57 (fifteen years ago) link

When I found out a band called itself "Stars of Track and Field," I laughed smugly, and thought, "That's a shitty name for a band. Who would name themselves after a Belle & Sebastian song... Shouldn't the name-influencing band at least be long dead and gone and/or legendary in some respect?" Then I realized JUST EXACTLY HOW SHITTY THAT BAND NAME WAS, and my music reviewer co-worker and I ritually destroyed the review copy of the CD. We're talking scratching, biting, ripping, breaking and eventually setting on fire. Then they sent us four more review copies. I think one died by paper shredder.

the who cares (okamax), Thursday, 16 April 2009 08:04 (fifteen years ago) link

woods - saw them hyped in the metro this morning, immediately irritated by lack of definite article (DON'T TRY IT unless you're swans or boredoms)

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 16 April 2009 08:18 (fifteen years ago) link

As much as I love the band, I cringe every time I see the name Working For A Nuclear Free City

Carroll Shelby Downard (Elvis Telecom), Thursday, 16 April 2009 08:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Fra Lippo Lippi

UNTIL TONIGHT!

GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 16 April 2009 09:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Orion Rigel Dommisse

GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 16 April 2009 09:32 (fifteen years ago) link

AIDS Wolf is a good example. I was bored with "Aren't we daringly un-PC" names and/or packaging by the early nineties.

Soukesian, Thursday, 16 April 2009 10:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Does It Offend You, Yeah?

Yeah sorry these guys could be the second coming of whatever and I wouldnt bother with a name that shite.

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 16 April 2009 11:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Fra Lippo Lippi

UNTIL TONIGHT!

― GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 16 April 2009 10:06 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

dude that is anything but an awful band name, anyone getting their Robert Browning on has gotta have some class

Young Chizzy (country matters), Thursday, 16 April 2009 12:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Any act whose artist name starts with "MC" (capital letters - "Mc" is OK)

Geir Hongro, Thursday, 16 April 2009 13:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Fra Lippo Lippi

UNTIL TONIGHT!

― GÖTT DAT SCHING (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 16 April 2009 10:06 (3 hours ago) Bookmark

dude that is anything but an awful band name, anyone getting their Robert Browning on has gotta have some class

Browning's great, as is that poem specifically, but using it as a band name? Brrr.

Abbe Black Tentacle (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 16 April 2009 13:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Why?

Tourtiere (Owen Pallett), Thursday, 16 April 2009 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link

I actually don't mind AIDS Wolf, cuz it seems kind of goofy and harmless

also: Wavves or Wavvves or whatever the fuck it is. every time I see it written my brain turns off my and my fingers instinctively ctrl-W.

I'm the head soul brother in the US. Where to now? (bernard snowy), Thursday, 16 April 2009 14:17 (fifteen years ago) link

you guys are missing out if if you don't listen to Fuck Buttons

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Project Jenny Project Jan

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Toxic Airborne Event
Monotonix
Die!Die!Die!

Gorge, Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Susan Boyle

ZS1983 (Z S), Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Any act whose artist name starts with "MC"

If this doesn't prompt a Marcello comeback it'll have to be that woman off Britain's Got Talent.

Pat Phoenix Wright, Messageboard Attorney (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck Buttons

++

"Look at me, mom! Look at me! You're not looking!"

Vast Halo, Thursday, 16 April 2009 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

I kind of like "Fuck Buttons." It sounds like it should be a spoonerism of something harmless, and you despoonerize it and it turns into "Butt Fuckins."

staggerlee, Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:00 (fifteen years ago) link

no it's Buck Futtons, 50s Hamptons comic.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 16 April 2009 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck Buttons and Holy Fuck are both good but would be more likeable with less earnest names. The Slugfuckers and The Fuck Fucks are not necessarily good but the names are amusing. Fucked Up are lame and the name is terrible.

Bostin' Legal (sic), Friday, 17 April 2009 12:30 (fifteen years ago) link

!!!

What a willfully irritating name.

chap, Friday, 17 April 2009 12:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Great name, good band!

Bostin' Legal (sic), Friday, 17 April 2009 12:34 (fifteen years ago) link

just became aware of a band called: Forth Yeer Freshman

tylerw, Friday, 17 April 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

just saw a show listing for something called 'The Rape featuring Cubbiebear'

o_O

some dude, Friday, 17 April 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Context counts for a lot. I wouldn't normally cross the street to see a band called The Diarrhea of Anne Frank, but I was willing to give them a shot since they were opening for the Jesus Lizard.

WmC, Friday, 17 April 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link

Five words:
Does it offend you, yeah?

The Sunburned Hand of Manfredd Man (Rombald), Friday, 17 April 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I should also add that Fucked Up were awesome when I saw them live.... record kinda failed to capture the visceral experience of a huge man throwing himself at you to some tunes that could have been The Dicks in their heyday.

The Sunburned Hand of Manfredd Man (Rombald), Friday, 17 April 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

I really hope there is a messageboard for real ale enthusiasts w/ a thread about beers they were put off drinking because of the stupid name

National Lampoon's Minimal House (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 18 April 2009 13:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Hoobastank
G Love & Special Sauce
String Cheese Incident

thirdalternative, Saturday, 18 April 2009 15:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Is there a band called o_O ?

M.V., Saturday, 18 April 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link

!!!

thirdalternative, Saturday, 18 April 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Killing Joke

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, April 14, 2009 3:06 PM

Isiah Dumbass (Dr. Phil), Saturday, 18 April 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

The New Dylans

thirdalternative, Saturday, 18 April 2009 16:36 (fifteen years ago) link

iLiKETRAiNS.

ilxor, Saturday, 18 April 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Add: Raccoo-oo-oon, Wildildlife,

Test Icicles.

ilxor, Saturday, 18 April 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Dogs Die in Hot Cars

SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Saturday, 18 April 2009 18:44 (fifteen years ago) link

In addition to My Morning Jacket, My Brightest Diamond.

Don't forget about Lavender Diamond...

ilxor, Saturday, 18 April 2009 22:45 (fifteen years ago) link

My Brightest Diamond, My Chemical Romance, my word, these are shite names!

also: Say Hi To Your Mom, Bright Eyes, Her Space Holiday

stop it with the cute-ums!

henry s, Saturday, 18 April 2009 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link

The I Didnt Read the Threads.

one art, please (Trayce), Sunday, 19 April 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Gay For Johnny Depp

But seriously, if we're talking about annoying names, let he who is without sin and all that, you know?

delgado, Sunday, 19 April 2009 10:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Gandalf

Snowballing, Sunday, 19 April 2009 10:50 (fifteen years ago) link

On that note "Spock's Beard" is pretty intensely awful.

Vincent and Julio Gallo (Oilyrags), Sunday, 19 April 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Van Dyke Parks would be an awful name for a band but it's an OK name for a person.

delgado, Sunday, 19 April 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago) link

jesca hoop

i am david suzuki (get bent), Sunday, 19 April 2009 17:22 (fifteen years ago) link

this band (their explanation of their name is possibly even more annoying than their name):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margot_&_The_Nuclear_So_and_So%27s

i am david suzuki (get bent), Sunday, 19 April 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago) link

haha, just saw the two previous references to them

i am david suzuki (get bent), Sunday, 19 April 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

Pocahaunted.

Suggesteban Cambiasso (jim), Sunday, 19 April 2009 18:10 (fifteen years ago) link


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