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billions

Dr. Phil, Thursday, 16 April 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link

it's only billions if you count the octuplets, you big padder.

estela, Thursday, 16 April 2009 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link

she will not go with me to the culb

one art, please (Trayce), Thursday, 16 April 2009 03:25 (fifteen years ago) link

galvanize me to "get real"

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Thursday, 16 April 2009 11:51 (fifteen years ago) link

did Dr. Phil go to school with Dr Morbius

someone who is aware how stupid the net is (harbl), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link

they roomed together at Dr school

j@gg3r th3 d@gg3r (stevie), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link

he never answers
http://jollypeople.com/files/2009/02/drphil.jpg

barfy (harbl), Saturday, 25 April 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago) link

http://i41.tinypic.com/15modfo.jpg

THE_REAL_PHIL (Dr. Phil), Friday, 8 May 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18766

fantazy land (harbl), Sunday, 10 May 2009 15:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Dr Phil what was your most stormy extra-marital affair and have you had sex with Oprah

^ Z S on the internet here (Z S), Sunday, 10 May 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago) link

dr. phil how is baltimore these days?

ricardos montalban (tehresa), Monday, 18 May 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link

phil your ex-boyfriend told me your crotch is as bald as your head t/f

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Phil,
http://2020ok.com/img/6/10516.jpg
?
thanks,

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

phil why does a banana peel turn brown so quickly after you eat the banana?

man see 'roo (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2009 18:48 (fifteen years ago) link

phil how do i make a good first impression on kanye w/o making it too obvious that i have a crush on him?

man see 'roo (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:01 (fifteen years ago) link

his answer to the banana question will answer the kanye question ibet

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:02 (fifteen years ago) link

he never answers

man see 'roo (unregistered), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:15 (fifteen years ago) link

phil how is that kebab place should i go today y/n

fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link

(don't) Ask Dr. Phil
bcz he'll break u heart

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

# A drunk driving fatality happens approximately every 40 minutes. Get pertinent info so you know when you've tossed back too many. Tune in!about 3 hours ago from web

fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

how DO i know when i've tossed back too many? please help!

fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link

dr. pill?
dr. shill?

friend (jergins), Monday, 18 May 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link

does dr. phil become dr. grill on the weekends? i bet he does

fantazy land (harbl), Monday, 18 May 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link

: (

velko, Friday, 22 May 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link

oh i get it

fantazy land (harbl), Saturday, 23 May 2009 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link

three months pass...

I love this album! Except 2nd "Home by the Sea." It's a tossup between the last two tracks, but I went with "It's Gonna Get Better," which sounds like heaven. That song seems to share a feel with certain other songs from '83, like Dylan's "Jokerman" and Cyndi Lauper's "When U Were Mine," that I can't quite put my finger on. They feel static, but have fluid basslines with sort of a shimmery overlay. Maybe it's just me.

― dr. phil, Tuesday, August 25, 2009 11:09 AM

also huh (velko), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,6135142,00.jpg

also huh (velko), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link

wtf who is that

( ´_ゝ˙) (Dr. Phil), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/identity-theft-intro.jpg

also huh (velko), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

Someone who likes Brad Paisley?

Rolling Country 2009 Thread

I have to admit I saw that and was surprised by your <3 for him.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i cannot be reached 4 comment

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 8 October 2009 03:58 (fifteen years ago) link

GOD DAMN IT PHIL

jergins, Thursday, 8 October 2009 07:41 (fifteen years ago) link

this turns my whole world upside down bc i had a lot of respect for dr phil before hearing about this

steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 8 October 2009 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link

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fleetwood (max), Thursday, 8 October 2009 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link

12. Good Freaking Lord!! Surely, Dr. "Feel" has bigger problems than this crazy chick. Like getting rid of the lingering, wafting skunk odor out of his rubber watch band and his house.

Posted at 9:05PM on Oct 7th 2009 by Mon Dieu!

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 8 October 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil-er-up

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 8 October 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

this was pretty ill-timed dr. phil, what with the birth of your grandchild and all

there's a blap for that (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link

ughh

surm, Thursday, 8 October 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

He's innocent! She touched his hand with her boob!

StanM, Thursday, 8 October 2009 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link

(btw I don't like him but that suit sounds like bullshit)

― the taint of Macca is strong (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, October 8, 2009 9:49 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i mean, kind of, but that's also a lot to just like, make up

surm, Thursday, 8 October 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

whatever i'm just excited to have a reason to hate him

surm, Thursday, 8 October 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

i read 4 sentences about it and i conclude she is lying

steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 8 October 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

the "held captive" part is my favorite

surm, Thursday, 8 October 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

ughh

― surm, Thursday, October 8, 2009 4:20 PM

4:20 PM

¯ ϖ ¯ (Dr. Phil), Thursday, 8 October 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link


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