This hipster chick is like a composite of every crazy bar chick persona! Plus my girlfriend's ex who claimed he had stomach cancer.
― mh, Thursday, 16 April 2009 02:38 (fifteen years ago) link
u guys come on regardless how much u disagree w/someones sartorial choices they really dont deserve to be ripped off and manipulated by the monster korean abdul-jabbar
― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 9:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
for real. the bf who got scammed by her is a totally decent dude and i feel bad for him, he def doesn't deserve this. anyway, it's weird to see this story break on a national level. ok, back to moping about the upcoming 1st round loss
― 6335, Thursday, 16 April 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link
this thread delivered lols imo, mission accomplished
― dmr, Thursday, 16 April 2009 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link
thank u, magical lady, 4 reminding us what noize is all about--brooklyn, infighting, & borderline misogyny
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 11:17 (fifteen years ago) link
thank u for throwing that hotdog down our LOLway
― Young Wayne Newton (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 April 2009 11:33 (fifteen years ago) link
DID WE FORGET THE TRUE MEANING OF HOW TO NOIZE?
― cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 12:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Wednesday, April 15, 2009 10:59 PM Site super stupid has been banned permanently.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
another casualty ;_;
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
huh.
― goole, Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/04/custom_1239891516897_kf10.jpg
― Dr. Phil, Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:31 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090416114203425
― Fox Force Five Punchline (sexyDancer), Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link
"She really had me going—my first instinct is not to Google someone when I meet them.”I'm ashamed; this generally IS my first instinct.
― forksc-murdertofu (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 15:54 (fifteen years ago) link
follow your instincts
― cutty, Thursday, 16 April 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link
shameful bro
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 16:30 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.therocksalt.com/forumcation/viewtopic.php?p=403727&sid=a2025b95259d96d126e92b3cdcc6a173#403727
― fucken cumlord (omar little), Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link
haha The Filth
― bnw, Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link
"I am looking for a boy to allow me to be his beard, if you know what I mean. Basically, I need someone to toss their hot dog down my hallway, while I sing theme songs from syndicated television programs from the late 70's, early 80's. If you think you (or a friend) are up to the challenge, let's convene on the interwebs."
-Korean Abdul-Jabbar
― Soju Alcindor (jeff), Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
The whole "But then, six months later, I decided to Google her..." thing was bizarre. Everytime I meet someone new, I google them or find them on facebook. I knew that our counter-offer on the house we were selling was probably good when I found the buyer's wife's myspace profile with her status marked as "excited!".
I mean, good Lord. "I heard a big explosion so six months later, I pick up a fucking newspaper and it turns out that my house was bombed."
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 April 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe i just don't meet many people socially, but i don't feel like someone's a huge moron for not constantly googling new acquaintances
― brewer and what (some dude), Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link
id google someone if i thought they were being weird but generally i do not
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:30 (fifteen years ago) link
not for any ethical reasons - just dont think of it - i mean ive googled a number of people - but not all of them
i just googled ice cream--pretty fucked up shit right here
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link
o no my horrible secret is out
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
lol
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Indonesia_bike34.JPG/800px-Indonesia_bike34.JPG
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:33 (fifteen years ago) link
ah the 'ogle
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Not even someone they're fucking and giving away money to?
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link
you can't fuck and google someone at the same time
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link
"This new girl with the bird tattoo is really neat! Fortunately, I have sated all curiosity I have about her at this time."
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link
please believe that if i'm fucking you, you are gonna get googled shortly before or after
― forksc-murdertofu (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:52 (fifteen years ago) link
possibly during if that's your thing
― forksc-murdertofu (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago) link
true story: i have never googled anyone i know (except myself where all that comes up is really really early ilx posts under my own name).
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:54 (fifteen years ago) link
slacker
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:56 (fifteen years ago) link
but can u fuck google and give money to someone all at the same time
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:58 (fifteen years ago) link
thats what 95% of the internet is for
― bnw, Thursday, 16 April 2009 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link
hey some of us don't have iphones, okay?
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link
step up, son; it's almost 2010
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:00 (fifteen years ago) link
SIREN.JPG
GAWKER SAYS SHES IN CROWN HEIGHTS
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:04 (fifteen years ago) link
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, April 16, 2009 2:52 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark
seems like part of her modus operandi was preying on trusting people
also might be a little of "funny oddball cute azn chick wants to ball me, I don't need to know why"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link
should i go over and take a look around, bring my camera xp
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link
pls do joe--see if u can seduce her & then con HER itd be a great double-cross, like a movie
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link
I've gotten scammed by KariSubmitted by xVeganSweetlovex on Thu, 04/16/2009 - 04:12. So I met Kari thorugh my husband in 2005. He was one of the "straight edge" friends she knew. He knew her for quite a long time. I lived in Philadelphia with my husband until December of 2007. Kari and I frequently texted eachother all day long from 2005-2007. we became really good friends, and I'd hang out with her when we'd visit SLC. She frequently told me she was in the hospital, with lung cancer, even though she was "straight edge", she told me she needed an emergency hysterectomy, then months later she would tell me she thought she was pregnant. My husband and I knew she was an exaggerator, but we didn't want to question someone we thought was our friend. She told me all the time that Casey Hansen, her ex, raped her and beat her. I grew an extreme hatred for Casey.In December of 2007, my husband and I moved to SLC, Kari and I hung out at least 3-4 times a week. We would bring our dogs to the park, go out and eat, play guitar hero, share vegan recipes, we had a lot of fun. She always asked me to put her on me and my husbands family plan for our phones, and all of the people I knew (including the sxe guys she lived with), always told me not to trust her with money so I'd just always say "I have to talk to Scott (my husband) about it". She always talked about having problems with her bank, and we would frequently go to this local vegan place that took checks, she would always offer to pay. She told me never to worry about it, little did I know, those checks were from a closed account, and the fact that she always wanted to get up and leave as soon as she wrote the check made sense. I went car shopping with her for about a week, we drove to all different bank and dealerships, always telling the bank that she had identity theft happen to her and thats why her credit was all messed up, once again, I didn't question my friend, I had known her for almost 3 years at this point.
Finally one day she told me this story of about her rent got stolen from the foyer of her apartment house, and how her landlords wanted it asap. She asked m if she could write me checks and cash them at my bank. I thought it was harmless, she told me her bank was closed. One check was for $250, and another for $300. We cashed them for her and she bought us lunch! Awesome. We get a notice that our account is overdrawn 4 days later, overdrawn by $550, with $50 in overdraft fees. At this time in our life, my husband and I barely had 10 cents to spare let alone $600. The checks came back saying the account was closed. Impossible we thought, she used checks everywhere, she had a job at Golden Voice, she always had money. She had even just recently bought a 99 Mercedes. I contacted Kari about it and she told me she"d contact her bank. An email got sent to me from a "bank manager", to my sidekick. the bank manager said there was nothing wrong with the account, but it was getting looked into and we should be getting my money back. After a few day with no money, no response, and our bank threatening to close our account, I was laying in bed, around 1am, I got on my sidekick, and took a second look at the email. I pressed the menu button and looked at the page encoding. and sure enough, the "bank managers" email, was sent from Kari's sidekick.I texted Kari immediately, no response, so the next morning I called the police. In the mean time, I sat outside of Kari's apartment for 4 hours, with her inside. I even got let in by a neighbor who recognized me and knocked on her door for a few. I'm about 2x Kari's size, angry, vegan straight edge, and she's knows I've beat a few girls in my life, so she knew better then to come outside. I had gotten a hold of Casey because Kari had called him on my phone a few times, he told me that there was a whole bunch of stuff I didn't know about her, and that he didn't even REALLY know her. that next day she went to our bank and deposited the money back into our account. Apparently we"re the first people to ever get our money back from her. But who knows who she ripped off to get the money to pay us. I kept in contact with the detective, but since she made good on it, he couldn't do anything about it. I haven't seen her since, and I knew she was in NYC from her AIM. Its okay, the people I know, that I introduced her to in Philly know she's wanted. I was under the impression she was in SLc for a bit though, I look for her everywhere, and I'm gonna attack her ass as soon as I do see her.Shes a complete sociopath. Every word that has ever come out of her mouth has been a lie. I wouldn't believe her if she told me she had a vagina. She's nuts, there's so much more to tell, I just don't have the time to type it.
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link
a little?
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:10 (fifteen years ago) link
a smidge
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, April 16, 2009 3:07 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
otm
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago) link
get her to post
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
loooooooooooool Que
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah i'll give her 60k if she starts posting here
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm about 2x Kari's size, angry, vegan straight edge, and she's knows I've beat a few girls in my life
UH
― ice cr?m, Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link
xVeganSweetlovex
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I was under the impression she was in SLc for a bit though, I look for her everywhere, and I'm gonna attack her ass as soon as I do see her.
frisky
― I can sit in my car all day, and that doesn't make me a car. (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 April 2009 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link