official noise board thread for korean abdul-jabbar, the vice magazine mormon grifter

YES!

Ask Dr. Phil

BUT WHY?

god i've never read that thread, i'm fucking dying

http://rr-bb.com/images/smilies/idunno.gif

Argh, it's not "beef with her!" That's like saying someone has beef with a unicorn. Chaki doesn't have beef with unicorn. He's just pointing out that it's actually a horse with something taped to its head.

― nabisco, Monday, October 15, 2007 6:07 PM

mind blown

nabisco is so naive sometimes - i hav had unicorn beef

i just read the wikipedia article about dr. phil mcgraw--fascinating guy

so i was in lurker phase back then but anyone find out who fake luna (i.e. the pics) is?

a unicorn

nice

what phase are you in now

This hipster chick is like a composite of every crazy bar chick persona! Plus my girlfriend's ex who claimed he had stomach cancer.

u guys come on regardless how much u disagree w/someones sartorial choices they really dont deserve to be ripped off and manipulated by the monster korean abdul-jabbar

― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Wednesday, April 15, 2009 9:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

for real. the bf who got scammed by her is a totally decent dude and i feel bad for him, he def doesn't deserve this. anyway, it's weird to see this story break on a national level. ok, back to moping about the upcoming 1st round loss

this thread delivered lols imo, mission accomplished

thank u, magical lady, 4 reminding us what noize is all about--brooklyn, infighting, & borderline misogyny

thank u for throwing that hotdog down our LOLway

DID WE FORGET THE TRUE MEANING OF HOW TO NOIZE?

Wednesday, April 15, 2009 10:59 PM Site super stupid has been banned permanently.

another casualty ;_;

huh.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/2009/04/custom_1239891516897_kf10.jpg

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090416114203425

"She really had me going—my first instinct is not to Google someone when I meet them.”
I'm ashamed; this generally IS my first instinct.

follow your instincts

shameful bro

http://www.therocksalt.com/forumcation/viewtopic.php?p=403727&sid=a2025b95259d96d126e92b3cdcc6a173#403727

haha The Filth

"I am looking for a boy to allow me to be his beard,
if you know what I mean. Basically, I need someone
to toss their hot dog down my hallway, while I sing
theme songs from syndicated television programs
from the late 70's, early 80's.
If you think you (or a friend) are up to the challenge, let's convene on the interwebs."

-Korean Abdul-Jabbar

The whole "But then, six months later, I decided to Google her..." thing was bizarre. Everytime I meet someone new, I google them or find them on facebook. I knew that our counter-offer on the house we were selling was probably good when I found the buyer's wife's myspace profile with her status marked as "excited!".

I mean, good Lord. "I heard a big explosion so six months later, I pick up a fucking newspaper and it turns out that my house was bombed."

maybe i just don't meet many people socially, but i don't feel like someone's a huge moron for not constantly googling new acquaintances

id google someone if i thought they were being weird but generally i do not

not for any ethical reasons - just dont think of it - i mean ive googled a number of people - but not all of them

i just googled ice cream--pretty fucked up shit right here

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice_cream

o no my horrible secret is out

lol

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Indonesia_bike34.JPG/800px-Indonesia_bike34.JPG

ah the 'ogle

maybe i just don't meet many people socially, but i don't feel like someone's a huge moron for not constantly googling new acquaintances

Not even someone they're fucking and giving away money to?

you can't fuck and google someone at the same time

"This new girl with the bird tattoo is really neat! Fortunately, I have sated all curiosity I have about her at this time."

please believe that if i'm fucking you, you are gonna get googled shortly before or after

possibly during if that's your thing

true story: i have never googled anyone i know (except myself where all that comes up is really really early ilx posts under my own name).

you can't fuck and google someone at the same time

slacker

but can u fuck google and give money to someone all at the same time

thats what 95% of the internet is for

slacker

hey some of us don't have iphones, okay?

step up, son; it's almost 2010

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GAWKER SAYS SHES IN CROWN HEIGHTS

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