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dunno if he's trolling or if this has something to do with the mma fighter who died in ireland recently

i;m thinking about thos Beans (Michael B), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link

i don't know what to make of that. dispute over money/promotion schedule would be my guess.

dylannn, Wednesday, 20 April 2016 06:55 (eight years ago) link

beat takeshi interviewing sakuraba: http://www.global-training-report.com/sak55.htm

dylannn, Saturday, 23 April 2016 12:12 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

rip Kimbo Slice, age 42

medical margarita (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 04:10 (seven years ago) link

his recent fight with dada5000 in bellator was the worst bullshit ever--kinda fucked up that dada and kimbo were both medically cleared and dada ended up nearly dead in the ring (and then was medically DEAD in the hospital that night) and kimbo died three months later. by all accounts he was a chill guy and put his health and his life on the line paying his bills in a tough tough way.

dylannn, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 12:38 (seven years ago) link

reading about this on the train today, i wondered if anyone in my car, on the whole train cared about kimbo.

as stunning as the backyard fights were, he ended up a joke, whose professional career exposed his lack of skill. the majority of kimbo’s professional fights were like... he lost or it was fixed.

his boxing career was cans and no-names, fighting a guy who was 39 and had a 0-1 record and the fight was in a casino in miami, oklahoma.

in mma, even in the debut against against bo cantrell, there were suggestions it was fixed-- doubt it: cantrell was in on short notice, looked soft, and maybe bas rutten shouting at kimbo for a few hours helped him put a few things together. the elbow he rocked him with looked deadly. but tank abbott, dude was never more than a particularly scary nightclub bouncer who was already deeeep in the twilight of whatever he had made out of his career, fighting kimbo on the tail end of a 1-8 slide, made it 1-9. it eventually came out that abbott took that fight and a big payday with the promise to keep it standing, not clinch, not take it to the ground. once he made the ufc, houston alexander took him the distance in a boring as hell fight. and then mitrione FUCKED HIM UP at ufc 113. kimbo actually took him down a few times, got side control, but didn't go for anything dangerous on the ground and was nearly submitted before being saved by bell at the end of the first. kimbo muscled out of dangerous situations on the ground but gassed badly and could not answer back with anything. mitrione eventually got tired of punching and the fight ended with mitrione riding kimbo, curled in the fetal position.

the fight with shamrock was either fixed or another example of a marginal mma promotion tossing its elder statesmen into the furnace. the final fight with dada 5000 was a disgrace. don't even bother watching highlights, if you've never seen it. dada ended up flatlining that night in the hospital. kimbo dead a few months later.

it's fucked up, the bullshit fights and going out like this. because he was like a folk hero or something some limewire urban legend. i'm sure i heard about him knocking out big d's eye before i ever saw them square off in a shitty backyard in south florida, clinch up against a satellite dish. and he never even knocked out big d's eye, man. just cut him up a bit. but that's what i mean. i bet i heard about as many kimbo slice fights as i ever saw. i bet i was related the details of kimbo slice fights that never actually happened. he wasn't fighting real challengers but he looked dangerous and slick.

slick and tonsured, a cipher, never heard him say shit except "you done?" when reaching down to help up his downed opponent. when you finally heard him talk, on the ultimate fighter, he was surprisingly thoughtful and reflective. "will i ever lay kimbo slice to rest?" he seemed humble, aware that he was going into the deep end, begging to be taught the secrets of brazilian jiu jitsu and how not to get taken down and fucked up by more well rounded fighters.

i don't know. it's not like his story is unique, lots of dudes with brawled up from streets/injured lost shot at pro football turned to fighting legends out there. he never retired and hawked a line of barbecue sauce lines and instagram product placement and never showed up on yo gotti mixtape skits or whatever, he kept trying to fight for a living, even when he was most safe or could at least transition out of the fight game, i hope. he was still shooting gear and trying to line up a fight with wanderlei silva. r.i.p. kimbo slice.

dylannn, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 16:03 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

lmbooooooo

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 December 2016 05:48 (seven years ago) link

rip

qualx, Saturday, 31 December 2016 05:48 (seven years ago) link

https://the-cauldron.com/the-end-of-an-error-cbac04dc4a98

been waiting for a piece like this. the whole world seemed to be experts in women's fighting overnight, then couldn't comprehend it when its supposed GOAT lost

― k3vin k., Monday, November 16, 2015 9:13 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i guess amanda nunez is the greatest fighter of all time now?

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 December 2016 05:49 (seven years ago) link

https://gfycat.com/FamiliarGlamorousFulmar

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 December 2016 06:53 (seven years ago) link

the greatest LOL

k3vin k., Saturday, 31 December 2016 06:53 (seven years ago) link

poor lost soul. also, lol

rip van wanko, Saturday, 31 December 2016 09:01 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

i love daniel cormier he is my favorite fighter

adam, Sunday, 9 April 2017 22:39 (seven years ago) link

so he got jobbed or what?

Neanderthal, Sunday, 9 April 2017 23:34 (seven years ago) link

eleven months pass...

So Conor McGregor huh

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 April 2018 03:04 (six years ago) link

Cocaine is a helluva drug

louise ck (milo z), Friday, 6 April 2018 03:10 (six years ago) link

Just hours after Conor McGregor and his friends stormed a bus carrying Nurmagomedov and other fighters competing on Saturday’s UFC 223 card in the Barclays Center loading dock, Nurmagomedov said he wasn’t impressed by Team McGregor’s antics.

“I am laughing inside,” Nurmagomedov said. “You broke window? Why? Come inside. You know UFC don’t let you come inside. If you real gangster why don’t you come inside?

“This is big history gangster place. Brooklyn. You want to talk to me? Send me location. We have to talk? I am gonna come, no problem.

“I grew up like this. I don’t grow up throwing chairs at window. This is not my bus.”

I’m going to have to get back into watching ufc now

alvin noto (mh), Friday, 6 April 2018 03:26 (six years ago) link

I have a feeling this is all a publicity stunt to set the scene for a fight with Nurmagomedov

well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Friday, 6 April 2018 11:59 (six years ago) link

Dana White looked/sounded legimately furious, plus two fighters not involved are injured and one had to be pulled from the upcoming fight

White mentioned multiple lawsuits and McGregor is being charged in NY, his plane is grounded

Maybe McGregor is such a dumb shithead in his mind it was a stunt, but the UFC I don't think was involved. Apparently McGregor has a website called Mac Life and some of his credentialed journalists opened the doors for his gang, such an insane story.

He's really such a stupid racist piece of shit I keep imagining if a black athlete did this Trump would have called in the national guard.

Biggest thing though is he's pretty fucked in the long term. At 29 he's just squandered years of his prime on not fighting then getting beat up by Floyd Mayweather. This will eat up at least a year, if he gets back in UFC. He'll be on the wrong side of 30 not having fought in like 4 years.

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 April 2018 12:18 (six years ago) link

yeah this was definitely not a stunt. although the NYPD refuted Dana White's claim of a pending warrant (which mighta just been White bloviating out of anger)

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 April 2018 12:24 (six years ago) link

This is current story from ESPN, though I guess I don't know if there's a distinction between being charged and a warrant?

New York police have charged UFC star Conor McGregor with three counts of misdemeanor assault and one count of felony criminal mischief after he turned himself in following an incident Thursday in Brooklyn, according to the New York City Police Department.

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 April 2018 12:42 (six years ago) link

my guess is at the original time Dana claimed there was one, they hadn't gotten that far yet, but that White knew charges were likely coming.

figured he'd eventually get pulled in for that. no idea what he was thinking.

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 April 2018 12:50 (six years ago) link

White said a non fighter regular UFC employee got a broken knuckle, can't even imagine how much they will sue for

The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 6 April 2018 13:09 (six years ago) link

Max Holloway declared unfit to fight Nurmagomedov.....

well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Friday, 6 April 2018 13:52 (six years ago) link

six months pass...

well that got out of hand

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:28 (five years ago) link

cmac got hosed. his stock got cut in half, at least, I can't imagine where he goes now except into the sunset

rip van wanko, Sunday, 7 October 2018 05:53 (five years ago) link

my way of looking at it is he lost a boring fight to an unlikeable opponent whose performance was booed throughout the early rounds, even less likeable following the events after the fight (could be tolerated by a brash american but looks goonish from dagestani thugs). would love to see the third fight with nate diaz now.

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Sunday, 7 October 2018 06:09 (five years ago) link

That fight wasn't boring at all - Khabib put in more work on the ground than GSP did in his last 15 fights. A clinic on sapping someone's will to live, so many shots of Conor looking confused and hopeless - I got one foot free OOPS no I didn't.

The brawl afterward was dumb but fuck it, the UFC has embraced its WWE-ness so much they could have dropped an extra cage over the top and no one would have batted an eye.

louise ck (milo z), Sunday, 7 October 2018 08:02 (five years ago) link

https://streamable.com/vqdb3
https://streamable.com/52wvw

lmfao

Dan I., Sunday, 7 October 2018 08:05 (five years ago) link

boring to fans that like cmac's style or came on board recently, for sure. i don't think casual fans are clamoring to see khabib fight again but what do i know. just think he's got a lot of money to make in the ufc before retirement.

XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Sunday, 7 October 2018 08:38 (five years ago) link

Hype is well and truly over now. 2 years since a fight so he was never going to win last night. Its no wonder he isn't pressing charges over last night - https://www.balls.ie/mma/new-footage-emerges-shows-mcgregors-throwing-first-punch-398275

. (Michael B), Sunday, 7 October 2018 10:08 (five years ago) link

two years pass...

.@Trailblaze2top has harsh words for the UFC "posers" who just want to look good at family BBQs and not really fight. 🗣️#UFC256 | Full interview: https://t.co/T4jrSTycph pic.twitter.com/1LxIBOytjG

— MMA Junkie (@MMAjunkie) December 10, 2020



“all my cars have big trunks”

brimstead, Saturday, 12 December 2020 02:43 (three years ago) link


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