"Her credentials are unimpeccable - in every sense of the word"
― Kevin Ageusia Smith (wins), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 12:29 (eight years ago) link
haha that's great
― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 12:53 (eight years ago) link
they cannot be impecked
― human life won't become a cat (man alive), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 14:40 (eight years ago) link
In trying to describe Punishers logo the other day I referred to his "skeleton head"."... you mean skull", says bf, who now won't let me live it down.
― Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious. (Trayce), Thursday, 21 April 2016 12:44 (eight years ago) link
Must have been a glitch inside your skeleton head
― a hairy, howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Thursday, 21 April 2016 23:39 (eight years ago) link
confess to having sympathy with ur bf in this situation
― a defense for Euro-Blackface (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 22 April 2016 14:17 (eight years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=donald+trump+talking&page=&utm_source=opensearch
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 30 April 2016 14:37 (eight years ago) link
me just now when my cat suddenly freaked out and did a wall jump:
parquet!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 February 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link
at this point i have accidentally said "knock me off my socks" so many times that it's now replaced "knocked my socks off" as my default. not that i say it that often. but it's similar to how autoreplace on an iphone can turn into a nightmare when you make the same mistake too many times and apple decides to adjust itself to accommodate your recklessness
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 19 January 2019 02:22 (five years ago) link
haha that happens on my phone a lot
autoreplace thinks thnkeankehjteh* = thank you for ...
*or something like it
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Saturday, 19 January 2019 15:03 (five years ago) link
hearing a lot of "back to ground zero" recently
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link
(instead of "square one")
square nine one one
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link
This thread makes me think of Little Carmine Lupertazzi.
― henry s, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
heard someone refer to "the dominic effect" recently, can't remember who or when but i wrote it on a post-it and just found it on my desk
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 10 September 2020 13:54 (three years ago) link
Heh. It would make perfect sense in a UK context.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link
Referring to this shitstain btw: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Cummings
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EhV28uwWsAAoOw0.jpgbist du sicher?
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 10 September 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link
Ich kenne ihn nicht.
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link
Was ist Tennis?
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
Der Dominic-Effekt ist in full swing!
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 10 September 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link
Ganz toll!
― pomenitul, Thursday, 10 September 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link
and if you don’t know, now you know
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Monday, 14 September 2020 10:00 (three years ago) link