never mix whiskey and red bull btw
― μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 14:11 (eight years ago) link
I mean, in your stomach is fine. But not in a glass. No sir.
I want to say I was 16, maybe. My family went to Florida. I was—and still am—a passionate SCUBA diver. The water is the only place I feel graceful. I went by myself on a dive boat. There was me and maybe six other divers—all big, brawny men. I felt very small and hairless.— Chris Jones (@EnswellJones) July 17, 2020
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 July 2020 00:34 (three years ago) link
Incredible
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:38 (three years ago) link
i get irrationally annoyed at the "i can't stop thinking about..." framework, but for the first time in forever, i read that and now i really can't stop thinking about that part at the end where one of the guys is lamenting that they didn't use cups instead
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:39 (three years ago) link
Stick around for this sub-thread too
It's all sorts of insanity like that. Last year I went to Cozumel on a dive trip with my dad and brother. The one guy on our boat spent the entire trip grilling me on why I didn't like Donald Trump, and then in the resort pool...— Dr. Buck Mulligan (@MorganBALROG) July 17, 2020
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:40 (three years ago) link
the story is almost certainly fiction but at least it was funny
― call all destroyer, Monday, 20 July 2020 03:45 (three years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lllm5lhVHy1qktoezo1_400.png
― I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THE DIAPER GOT LOOSE (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 February 2023 02:01 (one year ago) link
i can't turn my <3 into a condom
― POLIZISTEN VERSINKEN IM SCHLAMM (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2023 04:06 (one year ago) link
the skull and crossbones condom is great because it hurts so badly
― Karl Malone, Friday, 3 February 2023 04:19 (one year ago) link
Deuteronomytip #1016
Circumcise therefore the foreskin of your heart, and put on a heart condom
― soref, Friday, 3 February 2023 09:10 (one year ago) link