OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

it seemed like it was mostly tony tendys that was harassing ben dreyfuss last night, although he thankfully didnt get b& over it

how much those dudes h8 rich nyc media bros is kinda embarrassing, although i have no problem with the harassment its usually not v funny

its because they want to be nyc media bros but all the jobs are taken by richard dryfusses children

SwarthyV is good at harassmentlols but a lot of the extended posse just aren't creative enough with it and make it embarrassing and juvenile. like when some milquetoast lib pundit says something critical of bernie and six people with handles like @hitlerboner are all tweeting "GO DIE OF AIDS BITCH"... kinda lame

even felix is mostly just the same 'Hi im Covington Barnes-Oxley of Shitmanor Fields, CT. I dont understand how turnstiles work because i take a helicopter to work everyday at my media job. Something about an obscure Yemini Al-Queda affiliate' style 'owns' which, yes, these ppl are all terrible nepotism-benefiting imbeciles, i know, i am one of them. we're still not whats preventing bernie sanders from becoming president and you having a nicer apartment on the L or w/e

that's a good felix impression lol

i still remember a good one of his- 'chalmers mush of dorkville mn' confused about why BLM is mad while bag boy brings groceries to his porche cayenne

lmao gj lamp

fave detail abt this twitter personage is that he was apparently a bouncer at some bar w/in crawling distance of me like a year and a half ago

personal taste of course but i thought his thing was better when he was making fun of kurt schlichter and john schindler than 'mainstream political media'

yeah being a hater is much better when ur just a cool guy who doesnt really care rather than complaining abt how u shd have the job someone else has

is he part of that BRO PAIR / mobute group

ya i think he is becoming one of those guys

its funny how ppl who r so good on twitter are so bad and gonzo when they write long

so much pulling the scales from the eyes

like hmmm i am very successful in this format that rewards pithiness i will learn nothing from that

everyone could use an editor

the carl diggler stuff is fun

also i wish i cld find a pixel art thing @leyawn did of an rpg sprite lying in bed feeling sad on old

imo the crowing over Diggler's accuracy is the apotheosis of "I should be the media pundit man" stuff

tbf being a pundit wld be a p sweet ass gig

they will never let u in the club if u keep bringing up their failed predictions tho!

thought u *were* a pundit, albeit to few

i wish, imagine yelling at ppl on tv for yr job man what a life

luv 2 prognosticate

i liked this interview with BAKOOON http://www.artnews.com/2016/03/22/to-be-boring-online-is-a-terrible-thing-bakoon-on-twitter-politics-horror-and-so-much-more/

really like that interview, he just seems really.... relatable? idk, i tend to think some of these weird twitter ppl are very universal but i'm probably just seeing some projection of self

so is graey alien back?? https://twitter.com/graeyebooks

he never went anywhere, he just doesn't tweet a lot

I wish we would stop using that fucking word [referring to “branding”] and all advertising terminology, to be honest. I just post the shit that I like. It’s my personal aesthetic, I guess.

lol

lol

https://twitter.com/Nickmac2diamond

bandit ‏@UtilityLimb 27 Sep 2011
strange cult-like political cartoonist gang terrorizes the streets. my son and dog now labeled "KEYNESIAN DREAD" and "WELFARE TUNNELS"

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/733052695951593472

cant believe leyawn took my observation and made it 1000 funnier smh

heh nice

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CiyOdGoWEAUu2ry.jpg

chicken or the egg question iirc

lol still love that one

maybe i'm a bit late on this but kattwillferrel got hacked by ISIS lol

http://i.imgur.com/AOObao7.png

love this account https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne

it's so good

what is the deal with the adam sandler one

Date is July 3rd 1776

every time da share z0ne uses magic card art for their macros i find it esp piquant. although the dark souls screen grabs w/the menu up are *kisses tips of fingers* too

also today lag00n RT'd one of deejs tweets and i saw he had like 7K+ followers this is a thing i noticed

steal deej followers

my twitter delib low-key genius obv

the tweeter's tweeter

http://i.imgur.com/02kxL2R.png

I find that lately whenever I'm doing something nerdy or particularly unglamorous I mentally compile an accompanying shit multiple font image meme in the style of the sharez0ne

https://twitter.com/HGoodmanEnglish

who is this

Cool kid blappo media Twitter making fun of woke Twitter is some of my favorite stuff

https://twitter.com/tesseraconteur/status/743251970295619584

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/686719751440183296

lol at "so i did some research on getting murdered, and it turns out you die"