Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

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not from the 70s but this Soul Asylum one is pretty classic to the form

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_knLOBP6FJ_k/TSik49dbuqI/AAAAAAAACG4/qbxITZf8q0A/s1600/And%2BThe%2BHorse%2BThey%2BRode%2BIn%2BOn.jpg

robbie ca$hflo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 10 March 2016 16:01 (eight years ago) link

UMS never meta song he didn't like

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 10 March 2016 16:01 (eight years ago) link

i'm just still baffled at freddie and the dreamers having a record contract in 1978. apparently somewhere along the way they became the musical hosts of a British kids' show?

van damme death warrant (Doctor Casino), Friday, 11 March 2016 02:09 (eight years ago) link

Proto-Morrissey

A Fifth Beatle Dies (Tom D.), Friday, 11 March 2016 15:23 (eight years ago) link

hev yew gotta loight, boy, that never goes out?

François Pitchforkian (NickB), Friday, 11 March 2016 16:21 (eight years ago) link

lol

van damme death warrant (Doctor Casino), Friday, 11 March 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link

Jizzin out the trombone

bearded flack trickster god (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 08:32 (eight years ago) link

http://tezyjay.maakikaku.jp/images/zx%20006.jpg
Thanks I Needed That by Glass House

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 15:25 (eight years ago) link

http://streamd.hitparade.ch/cdimages/marmalade-doing_it_all_for_you_a.jpg

Marmalade - ...Doing It All For You (1978)

François Pitchforkian (NickB), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 15:32 (eight years ago) link

this old quote from woebot's blog seems sort of pertinent (on 70s rock):

What is it with hairies that causes them, at the drop of a shilling, to don a tailcoat and top hat, like it was the funniest fucking joke in the world? Who cracked it first? Cream on the cover of "Goodbye Cream" probably, in those ridiculous white suits. I swear I've come across so many whiskered stoned grinning idiots dressed up like this on record covers in the last week. You goons!

lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 15 March 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link

haha otm

robbie ca$hflo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 19 March 2016 19:06 (eight years ago) link

Another one came to me tonight. Band is called Mission, album title is "In re: Mission"

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Tuesday, 22 March 2016 02:23 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://rockconnection.rocksolyd.com/pics/damos3.jpg

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 15 April 2016 16:58 (eight years ago) link

http://disk-market.sakura.ne.jp/jk/2L-03249.jpg

no lime tangier, Friday, 15 April 2016 17:23 (eight years ago) link

Oh, as in there's wine (or champagne), so it's "fancy?"

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, 15 April 2016 20:15 (eight years ago) link

haha i came straight here after seeing your tweet

mookieproof, Friday, 15 April 2016 22:12 (eight years ago) link

fairport crew definitely did not take things too seriously

tylerw, Friday, 15 April 2016 22:17 (eight years ago) link

Pegg looks feral in that pic

Wasn't he bros with Bonzo?

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 16 April 2016 00:47 (eight years ago) link

Another one came to me today:

Can't Beat the Real Thing by Rocka-Rolla Classic

human life won't become a cat (man alive), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 16:59 (seven years ago) link

some nu country dude really throwing it back to this vibe:

http://theboot.com/files/2015/09/chris-janson-buy-me-a-boat-album-cover-300x300.jpg

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link

Looks like Jon Wurster.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

Acoustic guitarist on stairs is too reminiscent of:

http://milkthefranchise.com/wp-content/uploads/Musicians/Animal-House-320x179.jpg

Double Nickels on the Pecunidigm (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 18:07 (seven years ago) link

lol, i like that -- Buy Me A Boat!

tylerw, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 18:08 (seven years ago) link

buy me a boat then i'lll blast right by u into outer space!!!!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41NEHQ9SR4L.jpg

the "Chris Janson" logo on that is really 70s too

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

yes, that logo is very...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517WE3TYVDL._SX300_.jpg

real orgone kid (NickB), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link

also kinda similar to...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/R-1822257-1374265187-7031.jpeg.jpg

Baby - Where Did All The Money Go?

real orgone kid (NickB), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

Did this ever get posted?

https://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/a/acmethunder_letsallge_101b.jpg

Acme Thunder - Let's All Get Naked

real orgone kid (NickB), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link

Record Buying Public - Let's Not And Say We Did

rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 20:17 (seven years ago) link

Acne Thunder

andrew m., Tuesday, 19 April 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

Man I had to check Acme Thunder out on Youtube... that is a singularly terrible band right there. Like they took all of the wrong cues from southern, prog and hard rock and whipped them into a shitty frappe.

a spate of non-fatal hammer attacks (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 22 April 2016 07:45 (seven years ago) link

Kate Taylor, "It's In There - And It's Got To Come Out!"

http://www.vinylvendors.com/Pictures/k/a/katetaylor82348.jpg

(Henry) Green container bin with face (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link

http://disk-market.sakura.ne.jp/jk/2L-03192.jpg

Sandy Hurvitz - Sandy’s Album is Here at Last

real orgone kid (NickB), Wednesday, 27 April 2016 21:35 (seven years ago) link

Young Essra Mohawk right there. Pretty unexciting album but I like the title "Arch Godliness of Purplefull Magic."

a spate of non-fatal hammer attacks (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 29 April 2016 08:19 (seven years ago) link

Hope I didn't miss this one above - I think this is the US cover

http://i68.tinypic.com/2enrcx4.jpg
Chicken Shack - OK Ken?

Arch Godliness of Purplefull Magic (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 6 May 2016 00:21 (seven years ago) link

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81T2w-gu1nL._SL1500_.jpg

Wilderness Road: Sold for Prevention of Disease Only

no lime tangier, Sunday, 15 May 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

Wow

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Sunday, 15 May 2016 02:00 (seven years ago) link

I wonder if there was a shop that bands that wanted to get an Earth, Wind and Fire look could go, like some big B. Coat Factory for the the hip star child in you.

earlnash, Sunday, 15 May 2016 02:06 (seven years ago) link

was tipped off to their existence via a heathcote williams interview i read the other day. amazon review has me kind of curious: ...though the front cover displayed them as futuristic glam-rockers, Wilderness Road actually played a mutant hybrid of mountain music, psychedelia, rock, country and avant political satire

bonus gatefold photos

no lime tangier, Sunday, 15 May 2016 02:24 (seven years ago) link

Great find.

sisterhood of the baggering vance (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 15 May 2016 05:50 (seven years ago) link

... I thought so too, when I posted it 7 months ago! Here's what you said then:

ughhh

― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, October 4, 2015 3:58 PM (7 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^otm

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 May 2016 10:13 (seven years ago) link

ahahahaaa, oops

sisterhood of the baggering vance (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:04 (seven years ago) link

exchanges that define the spirit of ILM

JWoww Gilberto (man alive), Sunday, 15 May 2016 14:19 (seven years ago) link

Dirk Hamilton - You Can Sing On The Left Or Bark On The Right

https://www.dustygroove.com/images/products/h/hamilt_dirk_youcansin_101b.jpg

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Friday, 27 May 2016 12:14 (seven years ago) link

I've come to the conclusion that as an album title, "Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols" sits comfortably in the tradition of this thread. And I'd love to see the cover re-imagined in the style of some of those featured here.

mahb, Friday, 27 May 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link

http://www.punk77.co.uk/graphics/pistolsgroup1.jpg

earlnash, Friday, 27 May 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link

http://www.punk77.co.uk/graphics/pistolsgroup1.jpg

earlnash, Friday, 27 May 2016 13:51 (seven years ago) link


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