They're Remaking 'Alien' -- the 'Prometheus' thread

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lol

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 February 2016 20:48 (eight years ago) link

"I don't need some kinda freaky fuckin space squid in my guts, dawg."

we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 11 February 2016 21:47 (eight years ago) link

he just wants to ride the space wheel

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link

well, that's unpromising

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:46 (eight years ago) link

I'm wondering if there's going to be something of a return to the blue collar space trucker vibe of Alien.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:58 (eight years ago) link

this movie will be worse than Space Truckers

Οὖτις, Thursday, 11 February 2016 22:58 (eight years ago) link

this movie will be worse than "Star Trekkin,'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCARADb9asE

the thirteenth floorior (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 11 February 2016 23:17 (eight years ago) link

Ah c'mon - no Noomi Rapace or Damon Lindelof. That at least improves the likelihood that it'll be better than Prometheus.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 11 February 2016 23:47 (eight years ago) link

Are you really criticizing Noomi Rapace

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 12 February 2016 02:35 (eight years ago) link

How dare you! In Prometheus she had the best Swedish accent someone whose character was raised in India by an English father could have!

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Friday, 12 February 2016 02:56 (eight years ago) link

Frankly, I celebrate her entire filmography

Taking dumps on a person's car is something children do (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 12 February 2016 06:03 (eight years ago) link

Prometheus haters can suck a fuck.

posted with permission by (dog latin), Friday, 12 February 2016 09:03 (eight years ago) link

Noomi Rapace isn't in the sequel? I thought it was supposed to follow up on the cliffhanger of the first movie?

Tuomas, Friday, 12 February 2016 10:48 (eight years ago) link

http://www.slashfilm.com/noomi-rapace-prometheus-2/

Prometheus ended with Shaw and David striking out for the Engineers’ home world in search of answers. As previously reported, Alien: Covenant picks up about ten years after the events of Prometheus, and follows a colony ship, the Covenant, that lands on a planet whose sole inhabitant is Fassbender’s character David. We’ve been wondering how Shaw would fit in, even as Scott has teased that Rapace would have a “minor” role in the movie, and it doesn’t come as a huge surprise to hear she’s now been cut from the film completely.

As the best things about Prometheus were Fassbender, and Scott's visual flair, I'm okay with them jettisoning everything else if they're going to continue with this franchise.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Friday, 12 February 2016 12:32 (eight years ago) link

If I have a criticism of Noomi Rapace it's that her name sounds like the title of an Alien movie in some weird European language only spoken on the border of France and Switzerland.

Prometheus haters can suck a fuck.

Word.

we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 13 February 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link

I didn't hate it, though I completely understand why many did.

As the best things about Prometheus were Fassbender, and Scott's visual flair, I'm okay with them jettisoning everything else if they're going to continue with this franchise.

― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Friday, February 12, 2016 12:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OTM I hope the whole first act is just Fassbender putzing around on planet Giger or whatever

Sissy SpaceX (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 February 2016 01:17 (eight years ago) link

Also really intrigued now that Kenny Powers is gonna be in this

Sissy SpaceX (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 February 2016 01:19 (eight years ago) link

Fassbender's head duct taped to a little remote control dune buggy bouncing around planet Giger

we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 14 February 2016 01:21 (eight years ago) link

Ha oh yeah I forgot about his head! Best (un?)intentionally funny bit in Prometheus was Noomi Rapace zipping up his head in her duffel bag and apologizing and him saying "It's quite alright."

Sissy SpaceX (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 February 2016 01:27 (eight years ago) link

Wow, prometheus lovers coming out of the woodwork. Next week, fans of the black death.

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Sunday, 14 February 2016 02:12 (eight years ago) link

black ooze you mean

Sissy SpaceX (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 February 2016 02:50 (eight years ago) link

prometheus: we were so wrong

μpright mammal (mh), Sunday, 14 February 2016 03:21 (eight years ago) link

(FYI Rapace means bird of prey in French and Spanish, she and her then husband (Ola, the long haired guy in the first season of the swedish Wallander films) chose the name)

StanM, Sunday, 14 February 2016 06:00 (eight years ago) link

Wow, I did not know that. Kinda ridiculous.

we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 14 February 2016 09:08 (eight years ago) link

And Noomi means "star of film version of sad man's erotic fanfic about himself"

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Sunday, 14 February 2016 22:08 (eight years ago) link

You mean the Steig Larsson movies?

we salute you, our half-inflated dark lord (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 15 February 2016 04:22 (eight years ago) link

like Uber, but for underpants (James Morrison), Monday, 15 February 2016 06:13 (eight years ago) link

I'm wondering if there's going to be something of a return to the blue collar space trucker vibe of Alien.

Okay, maybe not looking at the young and beautiful rounding out the rest of the cast.

http://deadline.com/2016/02/alien-covenant-jussie-smolett-amy-seimetz-carmen-ejogo-cast-1201708727/

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Thursday, 25 February 2016 22:46 (eight years ago) link

Eh, they can just use makeup and CGI to make them look dirty and sweaty.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 25 February 2016 23:33 (eight years ago) link

CGI Harry Dean Stanton over Jussie Smolett, whoever that is.

Mongolian Cow Yoghurt Supergirl (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 26 February 2016 00:25 (eight years ago) link

harry dean's still alive and working! they should cast him as the father of his character from alien

BEEFSQUEAK (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 26 February 2016 11:35 (eight years ago) link

he should be the romantic interest of someone in the film

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 26 February 2016 14:59 (eight years ago) link

you know there's going to be some relationship projected into this thing, might as well make it involve hds

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 26 February 2016 14:59 (eight years ago) link

breaking: ridley scott's 'prometheus' sequel will include graphic, lengthy scenes of harry dean stanton fucking a xenomorph

BEEFSQUEAK (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 26 February 2016 15:04 (eight years ago) link

now we're talking

μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 26 February 2016 15:42 (eight years ago) link

lol

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link

that is quality work

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/Zr6DuP3.jpg

unintentionally accurate tagline

Number None, Thursday, 24 November 2016 22:39 (seven years ago) link

cannot wait obv

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 24 November 2016 22:52 (seven years ago) link

i have seen this all over my various feeds (pun intended).

what is it ?

mark e, Thursday, 24 November 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link

Alien: Agreement

nashwan, Thursday, 24 November 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

2 Fast 2 Alien

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 November 2016 23:26 (seven years ago) link

Alienzzzzzz

Number None, Thursday, 24 November 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link

That's Alientertainment

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 24 November 2016 23:44 (seven years ago) link

Prometheus 2: God Mode

mh 😏, Friday, 25 November 2016 00:28 (seven years ago) link

Run Alien Run

jmm, Friday, 25 November 2016 00:34 (seven years ago) link

Great poster

Rob Boss (latebloomer), Friday, 25 November 2016 01:33 (seven years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/EVboTIx.png

chihuahuau, Friday, 25 November 2016 08:57 (seven years ago) link

Okay I didn't realize how deeply weird Ecco the Dolphin actually was. Thanks.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1224286

El Tomboto, Friday, 25 November 2016 15:21 (seven years ago) link


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