2016 oscar nominee gift bag

how large is this bag

it's so large the Baldwins, Arquettes and Clooney's past scores can fit inside it

Maple syrup, $99.

this is just the funniest thing i've ever read

or counterintuitively: Jewelry by Farm Wife Style, $25.

overpriced things for rich idiots
Personalized MY M&Ms, $300.
A reusable water bottle by Memobottle, $47.
A phone screen protector, $59.95.
Maple syrup, $99.
Swiss-made toilet paper by Joseph’s Toiletries, $275.

pseudoscience beauty scams
A Vampire Breast Lift procedure which uses blood-derived growth factors to revive cleavage without implants, $1,900.
A lifetime supply of Lizora tea nourishing skin cream and cleansing bar, $31,200.
Anti-aging Saint Luminosity Skin Serum, $193.
Weight loss gummies by Hydroxycut, $19.88.
Ultherapy at 740 Park Plastic Surgery, $5,530.

lol 2016
Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer, $249.99.

voted animal meals

i for one am glad to see that charlotte rampling is finally getting into vapelife

http://redcarpetrampage.com/

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So, the goody bag contains what?

All of these, or a random selection?