Why for is this board so dead? ITS THE PLAYOFFS

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Wow we found something that Snrub knows less about than MUSIC!

Alex in SF, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 01:20 (sixteen years ago) link

oh god wtf is going on right now!?!? detroit down by 23 w/ 4:40 left in the 4th!? awlkdgj!@L:RIW i would have gone to bar to watch game but i am not allowed anywhere near alcohol for a while :(

tehresa, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Some ESPN Radio meatflap said there was an 8-minute montage of Bruce Bowen being a defensive dick, but there isn't! SHENANIGANS!

Also: this Jazz / Warrior series is pretty keen, but fuck half of the haircuts these guys are sporting (ESPECIALLY FAUXHAWKS).

David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Also: that horseshit bench rule is horseshit. And it blows. It blows horseshit.

David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:33 (sixteen years ago) link

STEPHEN JACKSON CHILL THE FUCK OUT

David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 04:44 (sixteen years ago) link

In like punk rock, out like punk rock. ._.

Leee, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Matt Barnes looked more like Chris Dudley in that 4th quarter.

David R., Wednesday, 16 May 2007 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Shu'up, I'm getting a mohawk.

Leee, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Vote of no confidence in David Stern.

Clay, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Guys, I am so pissed.

Clay, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 21:07 (sixteen years ago) link

LeBron's great. Too bad he's a major tool. Really hope he never wins a title, but the lil fucker probably will.
Bulls go from posting a near-record low team FG % in the first 3 games, to near-record high in the 5th (until 4th qtr garbage time lowered it to a measly 57% for the game). Nice to see the Detroit faithful streaming out with more than 6 minutes left to play. Tehresa, sorry your guys are sometimes too cocky for their own good. (I have NO idea who's gonna win the series now though).
The automatic suspension rule is lame, but hopefully this case will prompt them to write some wiggle room into it.

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I feel like the only way the Spurs can win this series without being total heels is if they lose tonight and then win game 6 & 7.

That Amare and Diaw shouldn't have been suspended or that Robert Horry was being a dick aside, I'm finally glad the Spurs can stop pulling this pillars of the community shit. Shit gets ollld around here.

m bison, Wednesday, 16 May 2007 23:32 (sixteen years ago) link

i am really starting to feel like detroit has that whole buffalo bills curse or something. not counting anyone out yet, but last year was rly frustrating and it takes me back to childhood superbowl trauma!

if this ends up a nets-chicago eastern final i really just don't know what to think.

tehresa, Thursday, 17 May 2007 12:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I think David Stern needs to freeze-dry the Celtics' lottery envelope ASAP!

The ONLY bad thing about last night's game is the amount of minutes most of the Suns had to play due to Robert Horry being a bitch. That they were in control for most of the game speaks volumes about heart & gumption & tenacity & that intangible shit most folks get hard and/or wet for, & also shows how awesome Mike D / Steve Nash / SHAWN MARION are. They can totally take the Spurs in San Antonio (tho it won't be fair to the Spurs w/out Big Shot Bob OH NO), and if it gets back to Phoenix, it's going to be a drubbing.

David R., Thursday, 17 May 2007 13:08 (sixteen years ago) link

man, the Cavs/Nets series just keeps geting uglier and uglier. How do Cavs shot basketball.

Nets score 6 points in the 4th Quarter the Cavs still get a drubbing.

brownie, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:57 (sixteen years ago) link

How do Cavs shot basketball:

1) Get the ball
2) Give LeBron the ball (if LeBron doesn't have the ball)
3) Watch LeBron score 1-on-4 OR run back on defense

David R., Thursday, 17 May 2007 15:54 (sixteen years ago) link

What a fucked up playoffs.

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 17 May 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link

David Stern is the new Gary Bettman.

David R., Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck

am0n, Thursday, 17 May 2007 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

forksclovetofu has now answered the thread question.

Aimless, Friday, 18 May 2007 00:28 (sixteen years ago) link

How do Cavs shot basketball:

1) Get the ball
2) Give LeBron the ball (if LeBron doesn't have the ball)
3) Watch LeBron score 1-on-4 OR run back on defense


100% otm

tehresa, Friday, 18 May 2007 06:32 (sixteen years ago) link

and even though i was working during tonight's game, thank goodness the boys pulled it out! a pistons-cavs series could be great, though ultimately i would think pistons would win. though i don't know if they could keep it up to beat sa or phx :(

tehresa, Friday, 18 May 2007 06:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Guys, Utah/San Antonio and Cleveland/Detroit might make me stop watching entirely.
NO HORSE IN THIS RACE

forksclovetofu, Friday, 18 May 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

FUCK

am0n, Saturday, 19 May 2007 03:39 (sixteen years ago) link

If I am Phoenix now I put Jalen Rose in and tell him to break Tim Duncan's ankle.

Alex in SF, Saturday, 19 May 2007 04:21 (sixteen years ago) link

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am0n, Saturday, 19 May 2007 04:57 (sixteen years ago) link

<i>And then I hope Ginobli gets punched in the balls repeatedly by a bunch of kids.

-- David R., Tuesday, May 15, 2007 5:03 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link</i>

me 2

am0n, Saturday, 19 May 2007 05:00 (sixteen years ago) link

ugh.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 21 May 2007 04:35 (sixteen years ago) link

So now we have our choice of Spurs or Jazz out of the western conference. This is a choice? And Detroit is just fugly and the Cavs are essentially four guys and LeBron. What's a fan to do? I just can't work up enthusiasm for any of this at this stage.

Aimless, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Me neither. I didn't even bother watching the game yesterday.

Alex in SF, Monday, 21 May 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

The suspension abomination shows that as fucked up as MLB is, the other sports are worse.

Dr Morbius, Monday, 21 May 2007 20:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Go Cavs!

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link

OMG GO BLAZERS!

Clay, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 01:02 (sixteen years ago) link

hahahaha Morbs' weak trolling is awesome

Dimension 5ive, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Who won?

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 03:51 (sixteen years ago) link

America.

Leee, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

SECEDE

David R., Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link

God the Cavs are awful. Why is LeBron playing so badly? Why do they always piss away their huge leads in the third quarter? Why are they playing like the least clutch team in the history of professional sports?

Mr. Snrub, Friday, 25 May 2007 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link

MIKE BROWN MUST GO

brownie, Friday, 25 May 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link

i'd be happy with a spurs-pistons finals as long as it means the spurs are defeated in a most humiliating fashion. idk what you guys would get stoked about, besides golden state there's nobody in the west worth rooting for, and besides detroit there's nobody in the east worth rooting for!!!!!!!!!!!!

cankles, Friday, 25 May 2007 17:32 (sixteen years ago) link

All the exclamation points in the world won't make that statement right. But yeah, eff the Spurs.

Dimension 5ive, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

well who were you hoping to see go all the way, dogg? especially in the east - i'd rather watch detroit than pretty much any other team in the conference.

cankles, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link

I didn't realize you were talking about the playoffs only. My team didnt make the playoffs in the West, but they were fun to root for all year, and they improved a lot. Not to mention WINNING THE DRAFT LOTTERY. As for the Bucks, well, they had bad luck all year, plus their plan was pretty bad to begin with.

I am rooting for Detroit as well.

Dimension 5ive, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

i wanted the spurs to get sunned ;o{

am0n, Saturday, 26 May 2007 02:37 (sixteen years ago) link

cankles original statement re spurs vs. detroit was basically otm. fuck the spurs! fuck em a lot! i am a detroit fan and i'm not saying they're playing their best game, but damn, fuck a spurs! wld be so great to see detroit win after 05, but you never know... i'm not counting any chickens even though i do love those boys with all my hearts.

tehresa, Saturday, 26 May 2007 07:35 (sixteen years ago) link

CAVS: U GONNA GET SWEPT

forksclovetofu, Saturday, 26 May 2007 15:48 (sixteen years ago) link

well now, that was unexpected!!!
that game seemed really dirty at times, though! those boys be playin like punks.

tehresa, Sunday, 27 May 2007 03:09 (sixteen years ago) link

The improbably named Utah Jazz win one. Uh, whoopee?

Aimless, Sunday, 27 May 2007 17:30 (sixteen years ago) link

My thinking is/was Detroit in four and San Ant in six.
Then Detroit in six.
http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nba/norleans/nojazz.html

forksclovetofu, Sunday, 27 May 2007 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah. I was around back when Maravich played for LSU, so I know why the Jazz are named the Jazz. But it still doesn't make any sense and never will. Rather like the LA Lakers, who moved there from Minnesota. People are so used to it they forget what an idiotic name it is for LA.

Heck, I was around back when Kareem was named Lew Alcindor and was a superstar on the UCLA all-freshman team... because frosh couldn't play on the varsity teams back then.

Aimless, Sunday, 27 May 2007 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link


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