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Dammit Ned, now I'm reading this thread's title just like that Front 242 track as well (but it gets funnier as it goes on: "... you don't have to be jews anymore: jesus is here!" :-)

StanM, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Dammit Ned, now I'm reading this thread's title just like that Front 242 track as well (but it gets funnier as it goes on: "... you don't have to be jews anymore: jesus is here!" :-) )

StanM, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Oops.

StanM, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago) link

hey jews

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ for ian

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 23:09 (fifteen years ago) link

pesach was fun - i accidentally said "i like oral..." when i was trying to say "i like oil cured olives" - and of course stopped in befuddlement before saying "olives" perfectly framing my gaff - those who heard me myself included went on a minutes long laughing jag while everyone else was all wha happened - then we watched lost

c?rvel (ice cr?m), Thursday, 9 April 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

hey jews missed u

HOOS talking about magic & spells & steen dude! (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 9 April 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

Mr. Que, Thursday, 9 April 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link

See I can't really picture this squeezing out the water business? Do you, like, wad it up and squeeze it in a ball? Press it between parallel palms to keep it flat? Isn't it going to fall apart?

― quincie, Wednesday, April 8, 2009 7:30 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

You're just getting the matzah wet, putting on paper towels to dry a bit and then putting it into the eggs. Following that recipe above too closely you will have disintegrating matzah that will fall apart completely before ever making it to the eggs

curmudgeon, Friday, 10 April 2009 12:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Obama hosts 1st ever White House seder

http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/04/09/obama-to-host-seder-dinner/

curmudgeon, Saturday, 11 April 2009 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey Jews I wrote a little passover ditty, sung to the chorus of "Eye of the Tiger":

It's the
Bread of affliction
It's the bread of the Jews
Risen bread--it's not kosher during Pe-sach
And my boss--says "be careful! It is con-sti-pa-ting"
I-don't-care-I-just-ate-sev-en sheeeeeeeeeets
Of the mat-zah

quincie, Sunday, 12 April 2009 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

XD

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Sunday, 12 April 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

so this "That Jew!" thing with Chuck Schumer (which totally just makes me think of "That Girl!") reminded me of something I wanted to ask my fellow Jews... my wife (Hungarian, raised as a Catholic but now she's pretty much buddhist-pagan-whatever) was talking with me the other day about how, for the longest time, she thought it was derogatory to refer to Jewish people as "Jews". I said no, of course not, people who are Jewish are Jews. As a proper noun, there's nothing wrong with it. Used as a VERB ("he jewed me out of my college fund!") or an ADJECTIVE ("Jew lawyer") then that's anti-semitic, a slur, etc. But then there's this thing with Schumer.... I mean, obviously referring to him as "that Jew" is rude at best... but is it just the "that" in front of it that makes it so? I mean, Schumer IS a Jew, its not like he called him a kike or anything. Is this like when McCain referred to Obama as "that one"?

High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey Jews I wrote a little passover ditty, sung to the chorus of "Eye of the Tiger":

also just wanted to say A+ for this

High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:34 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah that song is even better in person

Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

and yeah Shakey I think it's the that here that makes it so weird.

she thought it was derogatory to refer to Jewish people as "Jews".

lol, i was raised Catholic and I thought the same thing for awhile

Mr. Que, Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

so this "That Jew!" thing with Chuck Schumer (which totally just makes me think of "That Girl!") reminded me of something I wanted to ask my fellow Jews... my wife (Hungarian, raised as a Catholic but now she's pretty much buddhist-pagan-whatever) was talking with me the other day about how, for the longest time, she thought it was derogatory to refer to Jewish people as "Jews". I said no, of course not, people who are Jewish are Jews. As a proper noun, there's nothing wrong with it. Used as a VERB ("he jewed me out of my college fund!") or an ADJECTIVE ("Jew lawyer") then that's anti-semitic, a slur, etc. But then there's this thing with Schumer.... I mean, obviously referring to him as "that Jew" is rude at best... but is it just the "that" in front of it that makes it so? I mean, Schumer IS a Jew, its not like he called him a kike or anything. Is this like when McCain referred to Obama as "that one"?

― High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, May 14, 2009 9:32 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's the "that" but also calling someone "a" jew seems like it has a bit of a pejorative connotation, just because it makes the jewishness the sole defining quality. like calling someone "a" black.

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, the nasty part wasn't "Jew," it was "that." Like "that woman." Or when McCain called Obama "that guy."

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:46 (fourteen years ago) link

I work with a girl who called South Williamsburg "the Jew section" and called Andy Samberg "the young Jew on SNL".

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

hmmm.... yeah I guess the pejorative thing is key here. This all came up because my wife was asking if one of our friends was Jewish and I think I said "oh yeah, he's a Jew" and she was all "how come you can say that and I can't?" and I said "what the hell are you talking about? He's Jewish! He's a Jew!" etc. you can guess the rest

x-post

High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link

as a response to "is he jewish" it's ok, but if you're like just generally calling him "a jew" it would be weird

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

like, "you know that jew i work with? he's really into lost."

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

b/c of the whole desert thing?

bnw, Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

i think the main thing is that it just seems irrelevant to the context here?

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

lol bnw

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^ditto

High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

which is basically what slocki said. there's nothing inherently wrong with the phrase "a jew" or even "that jew", but it's reductive and weird in this context.

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

What about bringing back "Jewess"?

But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:56 (fourteen years ago) link

she thought it was derogatory to refer to Jewish people as "Jews".

Also see "Mexican".

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

what about the month of "Jew-n"

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Jack: It's not because you're a... I'm sorry. What... do you call... yourself ?
Elisa: A Puerto Rican.
Jack: No, I know you can say that but what do I call you?
Elisa: Puerto Rican.
Jack: Wow. That does not sound right.

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

when i make hamantashen and give them to friends i sometimes refer to them as "jew treats", is that bad

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I would make it clear tho that even if you can call someone Jewish or a Jew, I'd still stay away from calling them a kike.

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2009 21:59 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^lolz yeah not really a lot of grey area there

High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

sheeny mo collier

velko, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

too bad cankles can't add to this discussion

velko, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

My gf's mom was telling us about her hairdresser's trip to Moscow or whatever, and I was like, "Oh, is she Russian?" and my gf's mom said "Yes" and then, apropos of nothing, blurted out "She's also Jewish" -- which made it seem like it's all she can think about when she's getting her hair done and she just had to tell someone.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

heheh

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

it's the "that" but also calling someone "a" jew seems like it has a bit of a pejorative connotation, just because it makes the jewishness the sole defining quality

the "that" doesn't actually do this - "jew" does alone - but it provides an assist to the othering

"the whale saw her" (gabbneb), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link

ya, that's why i said also - the that just emphasizes it.

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I imagine some of this depends on tone/motivation. If you're a Jew, or a Jewophile, and you're like, "AND HE'S JEWISH," that might just mean that you love Jews and you love mentioning it. (My family does this all the time with celebrities. In fact, there are some celebrities that we can't mention in any context without also mentioning they're Jewish.)

Mordy, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:24 (fourteen years ago) link

see also canadian

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:33 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean, i think all jews do that, but canadians do too, and when it's a canadian jew, you better watch out.

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link

SHATNER!

High in Openness (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

trifecta for me - montreal jew

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Gay Canadian Jew David Rakoff had a funny bit about this on This American Life years ago:
http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?sched=793

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:41 (fourteen years ago) link

all canadians know that episode

s1ocki, Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I would imagine.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 14 May 2009 22:43 (fourteen years ago) link


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