Twitter C/D

But you can’t steal something that isn’t owned. You have to own something for it to be able to be stolen.

Yeah, that’s a fair point. But I feel like the skinning of a game is really important. Brenda Romero designed a game that was about the Holocaust, right, and the same set of rules could just be Candyland, and that’s the way we think about it too. It’s not supposed to be about people, but about these representations of them as cards and you’re collecting them because you like them, not because you want to own this person.

this dude is like, the entire justification for humanities education

$twtr has lost 67% of its value in the past 8 months. Their burn rate is reportedly $3M a day with no chance of seeing profit in the near or distant future.

#techbubble

nice

I'll miss it when it's gone, I suppose

maybe not

twitter not gonna die, they cld be profitable tomorrow if they just gave up trying to grow to facebook size

even if they go bankrupt someone will buy the service and keep it going too many user to fail

now on the other hand if they start losing users

why would anybody buy a service that doesn't make money

The idea is there so it'll probably survive in some form.

I'll buy them when it's really really cheap.

cause u cld make money off of it pretty easily it wld just involve laying off 3/4 of the company xp

even if they go bankrupt someone will buy the service and keep it going too many user to fail

― lag∞n, Friday, January 15, 2016 5:01 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

#TooLit2Fail

why would anybody buy a service that doesn't make money

― Οὖτις, Friday, January 15, 2016 5:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

revenue != profits

I should know better than to try and make sense of the internet economy

twitter had like ~$2b revenue last year

just out of curiosity, what are the 3/4 of the company doing if they aren't adding value to the company?

can we back up to the Stolen debacle, because holy shit

twitter is trying desperately to grow is the thing but its not working so theyre putting a lot of resources toward something thats not paying off

a large part of their valuation is based on the idea that they cld become facebook sized, but if their stock drops low enough that cld justify giving up on the world domination project and instead just trying to maintain twitter and make it good

twitter does about 1.5 billion in revenue im sure a PE company could buy it and gut it if they wanted to

lol xp

sry dan u got out thought leadershiped

twitter also spent 1.5 billion on R&D and sales and marketing last year i mean seems like there's a lot of fat to trim

when you get out thought leadershiped <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

seems inevitable that they will eventually arrive at the smaller twitter model

I seriously need to come up with an insanely stupid idea and then find a white or Asian man to present it to some venture capitalists

im aways open to stupid ideas

can we back up to the Stolen debacle, because holy shit

― its subtle brume (DJP), Friday, January 15, 2016 4:13 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

would it surprise anyone to learn that the writer of that article was harassed overnight for writing it

[seriously nsfw image here: https://twitter.com/holly/status/688034893536858112 ]

the app has been pulled, and now gamergaters/breitbart and the like are attacking the writer as a 'censor' and defending the app. this shit is like clockwork.

I seriously need to come up with an insanely stupid idea and then find a white or Asian man to present it to some venture capitalists

― its subtle brume (DJP), Friday, January 15, 2016 5:23 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

im available

how about... an app where you can track the location of everyone who tweets with location services on in real time

oh u mean rumblr http://app.getrumblr.com/

haha

is there a separate thread where someone can explain the love of this (presumably the same or highly overlapping) class of men for jerking off onto photos and screens and then taking pictures of it and uploading them to the internet because

this is the first ive heard of it and im ready to move on

Ugh

Or an app that lets you match your friends' Twitter accounts against profiles on dating apps; it could be called Yenta for maximum cluelessness

lol

InfoSec Taylor Swift ‏@SwiftOnSecurity 6h6 hours ago

@holly I'm sorry. I spent a few years on /b/. I've seen things.

welp an app called Yenta already exists

hi dere I need a time machine

coming up w stupid ideas isnt as easy as it seems

need to be stupider

I do have to give a special shout-out to Yenta for the tagline "Find Your Jewboo!" though

an app that converts yr stupid ideas into truly moronic ones

that thinkpiece bot on twitter is pretty good u could probably make one for apps too

twitter not gonna die, even if they go bankrupt someone will buy the service and keep it going too many user to fail

― lag∞n, Friday, January 15, 2016 2:00 PM (50 minutes ago)

http://myspace.com/

pfft I'm goin back to friendster

Friendster actually was active until June of last year!
http://cos.h-cdn.co/assets/15/25/1434726176-tom.jpg

oh did they finally die? I thought they were being kept afloat by Filipino users or something

twitter not gonna die, even if they go bankrupt someone will buy the service and keep it going too many user to fail
― lag∞n, Friday, January 15, 2016 2:00 PM (50 minutes ago)

http://myspace.com/

― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, January 15, 2016 5:55 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stupid post

looks like albert r. broccoli is using the stupid posts app