no way fna

"meeting me was the most amazing moment of bowie's life"

the Myleene Klass one's been trumped:

Myleene Klass: Photo Appears to Show Singer Wearing Swimsuit With Low Neckline on Holiday

See what America's saying about the debate. Just type "#GOPDebate" into the search box.

Deadpool: Planet of cunts cunts together to cunty cunty cunty cunt cunt do

Ant & Dec: Comedians Prank James Corden on 'Saturday Night Takeaway'

Comedians?

6 British Comedy Awards m8 (one later confiscated)

so to answer your question, no

FA Cup: Draw Determines Matchups for Football Association Tournament's Quarterfinal Round

are these things written by machine?

Brad Guzan: Aston Villa Goalkeeper's Error Allows Swansea to Score Match's Only Point

ffs kids

Michelle Keegan: Actress Appears in Sex Scene on ITV2 Comedy 'Plebs'

The former "Coronation Street" actress portrayed the character of Ursula in the "Plebs" scene, in which she engaged in sexual intercourse with co-star Joel Fry, who plays Stylax.

Charlie Clements: Actor Appears With Beard and Glasses on TV Interview

these are approaching art

LOL

Michael Bublé: Photo Shows Singer Eating Cob of Corn From the End

Michael Bublé: Singer Comments on Response to Photo Showing Him Eating Cob of Corn From the End

Mealy mouth

Twycross Zoo: Last Original Chimpanzee Used in PG Tips Ads Dies at Leicestershire Facility

lol

Fuck this year.

Himesh Patel: 'EastEnders' Actor Photographed Without Glasses After Leaving Show

starting to think those belong on "yes way" tbh

Yes, it's the great/abysmal real names dilemma all over again.

Simon Cowell: Judge Uses His Golden Buzzer on 'Britain's Got Talent'

Rebecca Walker: Images Appear to Show Former Reality Show Cast Member With Bleached Blond Hair

The images posted to Instagram were compared by news outlets with photos of Walker from more than four years ago when she was on the reality show "Geordie Shore," which she left in 2012.

i love those 'appears to show' stories - they're maintaining a strictly neutral stance on whether these actually are images of some no-mark who was on hollyoaks half a decade ago in a bikini

Keith Lemon: 'Celebrity Juice' Comedian Explains Reason for Wearing Bandage on Right Wrist

While appearing on Chris Moyles' Radio X show, Keith said that there was nothing wrong with his right wrist and that the bandage was a form of "artistic expression."

Tom Conti: Shirley Valentine actor 'claims using 'luvvies' is as bad as using the N-word'

Vicky Pattison: TV Personality Forgets She Has Already Met Mario Falcone's Sister on 'Loose Women'

Pattison, who recently began dating Falcone, forgot she had already met his sister, Giovanna Fletcher, when they met a second time on the panel show. "Oh this is awkward," Pattison said.

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Nelly: Elephant in German Zoo Picks Germany to Defeat Ukraine in Opening Match of Euro 2016

yeah don't bother trying to make this happen

Gary Barlow: TV Personality, Musician to Host Talent Show on BBC One

#BorisForPM: Hashtag Surfaces in Support of Boris Johnson as Next UK Prime Minister

Jodie Marsh: TV Personality Goes on Live Show With Lipstick on Teeth

Chris Stark and Scott Mills: BBC DJs Offer Alternative Commentary During Germany-France Euro 2016 Match

Down Syndrome: Girl With Genetic Disorder Reacts to Receiving Promise Ring From Boyfriend in Video

jfc

The "Suggested Pages" at the side of my news feed have been I Voted Out, March For England, Hang The Traitors, etc for the last few weeks no matter how many times I click the little x on them. None of my friends are in those groups, why won't they go away?

It has only just dawned on me that the 'F' on this thread title signifies Facebook. Probably a bit "I don't even have a television" of me, but based on some of this evidence - thank fuck I'm not on it.

Shaun of the Dead: Zombie Horror Comedy With Simon Pegg and Nick Frost Airs on ITV2

????

omg that movie is so funny!!!

*punches in I T V 2 on remote control keypad*

Rowan Atkinson: False Reports Circulate That Actor Killed Self

Riyad Mahrez: Leicester City Midfielder Uses Step-Over Move to Set Up Goal Against Celtic

Oliver Stone: Director calls Pokémon Go “Totalitarian”

Batman: The Killing Joke: Fans React to Expanded Backstory Included in Film Adaptation of Graphic Novel

Claire Kittrell: 'Gingers Do Have Souls' YouTube Personality Formerly Called Michael Announces She Is Trans

John Obi Mikel: Chelsea Footballer Changes Name to Mikel John Obi

This is the hero dog walker who gave Pokemon Go pervert Karl Hoey a pasting

Target Map: Company Releases Map of Average Worldwide Penis Sizes

Why Sunderland has never produced a Bruce Springsteen British cultural chronicles conscript luckless workers to a leftwing creed they have always rejected - Janan Ganesh

he knows whereof he speaks

Sunderland's Bruce Springsteen is Frankie Stubbs out of Leatherface fyi

Danny Dyer: English Actor Rumored to Have Fought With Mark Wright at Music Festival, Reports Say

Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden: Zoo Says It Is 'Not Amused' by Memes of Late Gorilla Harambe