Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

i want some pussy and some ass and some fingers and some mouth
i ain't fuckin for me bitch i'm fuckin for the whole SOUUUUUUUUUTH

milking the system, for what it's worth it's not new to me
been breaking banks since bow wow hit puberty

dual level with duplexes in unity
me and my crew commit atrocities like we got immunity

I'm rolllllllin' through the back streets
Them boys don't applaud, but they clap heat

two seater with the top missing
two divas with their tops missing

I like the Urlacher line in that.

me too! + a random john beason shout out

I know you used to slow CD's and Don P's
But tonight its eight tracks and six-packs while I hit that

It was a beautiful day off in the neighborhood: yellows and greens
And blues and browns and greys and hues that ooze beneath dilapidated wood

One for the butters, I came from the gutter
No, I came from my mother, but you know what I mean

She got in town I told her meet me at the starbucks
I know what your thinking, why did I say the starbucks?
Well to be honest I be hangin at the coffee shops
By the college, they full of sexy bitches with some knowledge

PA is the town, where it's goin' down, West side to the East it's off the chain
I'm bangin' my surround, swangin' on these clowns, candy paint is drippin' leavin' stains

I feel like a vulcan
Amongst trollkins

how is sorrow so heavy
when shared by so many?

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YEEEEEAAAAHHH NIGGA> HOOS GONNA F))) *EV (()()K()) SN--- D-- D-- WORD UP NIGGA

― econoven (usic), Thursday, March 19, 2009 6:33 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yall this thread is more than 2 years old omg

five years off, number three in the country
the proof is in the pudding, yeah the hood wants me

"While bitches Botox, I blow cocks" - Princess Superstar

The girls are in line for the bathroom and everybody knows
The Big Yellow Taxi (Neptunes Remix) by the Counting Crows

where's the thread with the puns that was active yesterday? I lost it and can't remember its title to search :(

I do this for the backpackers and the slackers
The nerdy no-pussy-having computer hackers

I will always <3

To all the ladies in the place with style and grace
Allow me to lace these lyrical douches, in your bushes

I PUTS THE NEEDLE TO THE GROOVE I GETS RUDE AND I'M FORCED TO FUCK IT UP
MY STYLE CARRIES LIKE A PICKUP TRUCK

Snakes get smoked on the set like Brandon Lee
Blown out the frame like Pan-Am flight 103

movin cleverly
with intentions of longevity

Heard you's a peanut-butter lover
You like butter motherfucka?
Well, I was born to buck a knucka
In the mothafuckin' gutta

V-I-C-T-O-R-Y
You can't have it, na na na na na

i think the earliest ilx mention of soulja boy is in this thread

You's a feather in my cap
Might say your name, but never ever in my rap

Check the wine list, libations on me
Hors d'ouvres, caviar, it's all free

every since i started working at home, i pretty much just sing "they want efx" to myself at least once a day

snappin' necks around the house

don't get gassed off the hype
cuz you can get smashed with the pipe
and i'mma take the cash and the ice

Now I sip soda with the boy
20 inch blades on the car

That RHYMES

Fuck that, I roll up on the side of your jeep
In the rain asking for change, hidin' my heat
Get smart, I let one fly through your seat
Through ya heart, leave a nigga lyin' beneath

22 inch rims on the 'lac
I guess that was your footprint in the sand, carrying us on your back

SHE STILL MAFIA
STILL EAT TILAPIA

^^^

rock cartier, i'ma chief like an indian
freaks are caribbean, my feets are amphibian

IM RIDIN THROUGH THE A, I DONT KNOW WHERE TO TURN TO
Y'ALL LOOK THIRSTY, MY CUTLASS LOOK LIKE ORANGE JUICE

BALL LIKE DRIZZLE, HEY BITCH YOU GOTTA LEARN TO
NIGGAS SAY THEY UNDERGROUND WELL I'MA SEND MY WORMS THROUGH

KILLA DRO, I'M OUT TOO, BENZ, SAUERKRAUT COUPE
C4 BY THE POUND, I'LL MAKE A NIGGA HOUSE MOVE

RIDE WITH ME SHAWTY WHILE I LET THAT SHOULDER LEAN PLAY
WHITE PEOPLE LIKE ME, IM ON MTV WITH GREEN DAY

GREEN ICE, GREEN K, TACKLES LIKE THE GREEN BAY
KING NIGGA, PUT MY BIRTHDAY ON MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY

i'm a lion, you moose food, ill tell you what im used to
colorado, cook a mountain of ounces, the truth fool

I DONT TOLERATE
MY IMPALA GRAPE
BRING THE CHOPPER OUT
BET I DISCOMBOBULATE

MY CAR, ACTUALLY
WILLY WONKA FACTORY

BLACK TRIPLE THICK TO THE FLOOR, YOUNG CONGO
I'M GHETTO ME AND TOM CRUISE STILL HAVIN LUNCH THOUGH