Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

there's several guys at my office who will converse with anybody at the urinal. i am not one of these guys, but they engage me (and everybody else) anyway. this world is so corrupt.

I'll talk and piss idgaf

Just turn and start talking to them, piss on their shoes

After the first three or four times they'll stop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9WNVeWgT8M

An overheard conversation reveals that the six, possibly seven people (I've lost count) living in the apartment below mine are sharing a single towel.

Oh man, enjoy the MRSA.

people who make phone calls from public restrooms while actively engaged in the evacuation of waste

we are living in a society here ppl there are rules

otm, this is savagery of the highest order

bathrooms aren't for this ppl, we're living in a society here

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Fixated imo

ppl who don't know how to ride the bus

on a similar tip, ppl who don't wait for passengers to exit BART trains before barging in

all part of the same thing

xps these things just keep happening what is happening to my life

the phone call one was new to me until today and it just derailed everything

People who turn up at the beginning of a meeting to announce they'll be late because they have to go make food, and who then return 20 minutes later with that food and munch throughout. Compounded by them bringing in with that food their own choice of seat, which is not a seat at all but an exercise ball that they gently bounce upon while doing their munching.

Throw in "eating a microwaved Lean Cuisine fish meal" and they're the worst possible human being

you have weird meetings

microwaved Lean Cuisine fish meal

*shudder*

people who do this shit on The Onion's facebook

http://i.imgur.com/OMFYu1a.jpg

drivers who move to the right lane about half a mile before reaching their exit and tailgate whatever cars they encounter in that lane because they can't bear to go less than 80 mph for the last 30 seconds before they get off the highway

That, and the ones who do the same thing when there's a split ahead and the slower drivers kinda hafta to get in the left lane.

People who crack their knuckles

I'm watching the latest Survivor where one perp has been observed doing it multiple times

It's always done with a self-consciously nonchalant expression too

I had some KID get all huffy at me the other day during rush hour. I was on a crowded ramp merging on to another crowded ramp that was about to merge on to the highway.

The "rule of thumb" here is let one in and then keep on going. Otherwise, traffic will be backed up on the secondary ramp until 7 pm, causing jams across the city. Likewise, if the main interstate was to not allow anyone to merge, then the main ramp would remain backed up as well.

But this KID didn't want to hear about any "rules of thumb." He didn't see why he should have to give up the space in front of him to someone coming off a secondary ramp, so he kept zooming up to an inch from the bumper in front of him. Eh, I still cut him off, and he angrily points to the Yield sign in my lane.

Was he in the right? Yeah, technically. But fuck 'em. Kid needs to learn some manners. He sure as hell didn't mind taking a spot from someone giving way to mergers on the interstate.

I didn't know Survivor was still on the air!

people who instead of asking for an orange juice, call it a 'fresh orange'

here's your glass of tropicana

museum visitors

People who make the alarming amount of Family Guy and Simpsons porn.

people who don't turn off the default feedback 'noises' on their devices

douchebag using your phone as a phone to conduct the least important biz conceptualization session on crowded rail, 3 feet from my face: ok, 5 mins if it's your boss or something, 10 minutes if you want to get macheteed in the neck, but you jacked off on phone for 35 minutes, i hope all your empty, shitty aspirations die in fires.

neighbor (compulsively?) hoses down his truck every day. whatever, fine. he's doing it right now but it's been raining nonstop for over 12 hours. wtf.

Getting rid of DNA evidence?

people who dip their mozzarella sticks in...raspberry sauce? i never knew this was a thing until i moved to upstate NY

fruit and cheese are a combo as old as time

seem to remember my friend telling me about that particular delicacy (he went to college in albany)

jus haf to be kiddink

i am from there and have never heard of this but intrigued

Action Bronson, in a stoned haze, made grilled octopus with raspberry sauce (on Fuck That's Delicious), and people seemed to like it? Maybe they were just kissing his ass...

Probably could have skipped "in a stoned haze" in that sentence, as it's implicit.

fruit and cheese are a combo as old as time

― harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver)

froot and cheez, however, is a much more contemporary combo

people who request a read receipt on every email they send. worse than scum

Don't think "savages" is accurate but I'm astounded there is an audience for Last Tango In Halifax that has kept it going for years. There's so much apparently mainstream entertainment that feels like a particularly tough arthouse endurance test.

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Have to say that's one of the more leftfield suggestions itt

Once read a bookseller complaining about the condition he finds books in. Like books with their hardback covers broken in pieces, books that look like they've been purposefully tortured.
When I buy discs I tend to buy new copies unless they're too expensive or unavailable, but sometimes I get a "very good" condition disc that looks like it's been used as a food dish or the greasiest children on earth have handled it carelessly hundreds of times.

Once bought a second hand Dreamcast that was covered in food stains and had an Iron Maiden CD left inside that looked unplayable because of the scratches it had.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/19/technology/st-louis-public-library-hack/

Hackers have infected every public computer in the St. Louis Public Library system, stopping all book borrowing and cutting off internet access to those who rely on it for computers.

The computer system was hit by ransomware, a particularly nasty type of computer virus that encrypts computer files.

This form of attack renders computers unusable -- unless victims are willing to pay an extortion fee and obtain a key to unlock the machines.

According to the library, hackers demanded $35,000 in the electronic currency Bitcoin -- but the library refuses to pay. Instead, it'll wipe the entire computer system and reset it, which could take days or weeks.

The cyberattack hit 700 computers at all of the city's 16 library branches, according to spokeswoman Jen Hatton.

assholes!

http://i.imgur.com/8Qvyw9E.png

Lol. Lettuce and burgers visually reminds me of what Gremlins look like...can't go near that.

People who use Twitter. Or ilm.

In the balcony for last night's Sunday in the Park with George ($59), some geezer in the next section chose the climactic Act I duet "We Do Not Belong Together" as his cue to *yell* at the woman behind him "YOU KEEP HITTING THE BACK OF MY CHAIR!" I need to be declared king of something so I can command private performances of everything.

Also some woman behind me was doing the wrestling-with-a-plastic-snack-bag thing for much of Act II. Wish I had my Luger.