pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

(he does get to the answer but what)

it was def a weird trend when white people were calling it like an "unapologetically black album" as shorthand for a lot of things

as opposed to all those black albums that kinda hedge

would make a The Grey Album joke if I thought it would help

as opposed to all those black albums that kinda hedge

― tsrobodo, Monday, December 14, 2015 7:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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xp "Overwhelming blackness" was written by a black writer fwiw - Clover Hope. That was the article Carl Wilson was quoting.

it was actually something pharrell said about 'king kunta'

iirc

i found the whole authenticity & integrity angle on the year in quotes feature really disgusting

https://twitter.com/keithlaw/status/676490444700807169

Pharrell's original quote was "unapologetically black" and the synonyms kind of proceeded from there with "overwhelming blackness" being Clover Hope's line.

Pitchfork's ongoing embrace of Drake is so sad

Two versions of Hotline Bling on one list (three if you count Cha Cha, I guess)

they should've just done a separate hotline bling list and gotten it out of their system

That's just what The Pitch is for, right?

this feels awkward http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-lists/9774-the-year-in-lyrics-2015/

idk if its dumb but, yeah, awkward

problematic even

I can see how a "memorable punch lines 2015" might kind of work if some effort was put into making it either v extensive or cohesive, this just seems.. lazy/unfinished

also not a good balance between pics><lyrics

have to admit, I giggled at "Here Lies Good Ol' Sufjan"

yea this was terrible

This only really enhances my theory that Young Thug has no actual quotable lines

we named the dog sufjan

this one's not terrible http://pitchfork.com/features/staff-lists/9775-the-year-in-memes-2015/

rollout of the remaining eoy shit has been pretty spotty, lots of dead links and things you'd expect to go live but aren't yet

The Beatles Adding Music to Streaming Services From Tomorrow

is that a sentence?

they are adding music to the streaming services of the future

From Tomorrow Never Knows

this is kinda weird
http://pitchfork.com/thepitch/936-the-rap-year-book-tupacs-california-love/

Bomb-ass hemp: "Bomb ass" is slang for "very good," and "hemp" is slang for "marijuana." I remember reading this thing about how when you want to add a new word to your vocabulary, you have to use it two times out loud, so I’d recommend that here for you so that you can get comfortable saying this. For example, if your friend’s mother passes away, you might try consoling him or her by commenting on the high quality of the event: "Susan, hi, I just want to say real quick that this is a bomb-ass funeral. Your mother, also bomb-ass, would’ve been pleased."

something wrong with the formatting too or are those endnotes?

http://i.imgur.com/o5qn21X.jpg

that paragraph DOES clearly appear in a list of things mentioned in the lyrics and it almost seems like you'd have to be willfully taking it out of context to make it look "weird." and it's an excerpt from an already published book so any critique of it doesn't really need to be laid at pitchfork's feet itt anyway.

true, maybe this is the wrong thread - saw the book recommended but was a bit disappointed after reading this excerpt, quoted part sounds like a faux naive rapgenius annotation to me, but probably I just don't share the author's humour

still, what's with the 1-13 list at the end?

i'm disproportionately annoyed that this post about covering D'Angelo doesn't mention that "She's Always in My Hair" is a Prince song, making it a cover of a cover.
http://pitchfork.com/news/62716-bj-the-chicago-kid-shares-dangelo-covers-ep/

Animal Collective
Painting With
Domino

WHAT WE KNOW: Painting With is AnCo’s first record since 2012’s Centipede Hz, and their first that wasn’t worked out in concert. It was recorded without Josh "Deakin" Gibbs, and is heavily influenced by early Beatles, early Ramones, and dinosaurs.

WHEN IT’S OUT: February 19

WHY WE’RE PSYCHED: What site are you on right now? The Economist? Nah, bro: Pitchfork. Of course we’re psyched about new AnCo.

did Deakin go back to Mali or something

If not, we should Kickstarter that and make it happen ASAP. Think about the children!

But apparently they're not psyched about Radiohead anymore.

the idea of AnCo being able to play early Ramones or Beatles songs is hilarious imo

I mean do they even know how a rhythm section works

dvsn

WHAT WE KNOW: We know the producer Nineteen85, who worked with Drake on "Too Much," "Hold On, We’re Coming Home," and "Hotline Bling," is behind boards. We know they are based in Toronto. We know that the as-yet-unnamed lead vocalist has one hell of a heartbreaking voice.

WHEN IT’S OUT: We dunno!

WHY WE’RE PSYCHED: Look, there are a lot of new R&B acts right now, and every year brings more promising ones, but songs as devastating as "The Line"? Those are hard to write, and even harder to perform. There’s a reason we don’t hear those that often.

in concert

millennnial males

“By changing their name, fka VC have removed the primary distraction preventing fans and potential audiences from enjoying their excellent post-punk jams. Now we can shut up and get on with the music.”

okay

finally i can shut up and get on with the music

Today on Pitchfork, we're shutting up and getting on with the music. No articles today.

Finally we can stop talking about these racist idiots and get on listening to their awful, derivative music

Free downloads threatened to take away yachts.

guys

don't read it

trust me