Twitter C/D

cc'ing the goddamn FBI

looping in the fbi

pretty rude imo

Intern handling FBI twitter account spit-takes his coffee, starts shouting "WHO DO I CALL??"

feel bad for the ppl whos job it is to read the fbi mentions

lol xp

someone actually did report a threat in the WorldStarHipHop comments to the FBI, it led to the University of Chicago shutting down for a day last week

worldstar!

lol

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/ct-university-of-chicago-gun-threat-met-20151130-story.html

seriously! lol

Ugh

darragh what's your @

rmde

guys i need tips on using twitter, what should i start tweeting abt

https://twitter.com/rmde

guys i need tips on using twitter, what should i start tweeting abt

being a father. a lover of gin or craft beer. and any views that are your own.

ilx

maybe running summaries of delightful clusterfucks, like getting locked in a room and waiting for the locksmith

wonder if Rita Eleutério will come off @rmde for $5

guys i need tips on using twitter, what should i start tweeting abt

― gr8080, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 3:48 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nothing. You have absolutely nothing interesting to contribute to the world, and neither do 95% of the people out there.

I'm sorry, did I say 95%? I meant 99%.

steady snrubbin

http://i.imgur.com/zjQdM5w.png

some good topics to tweet about: saving ppl clicks, dogs, how society is in the gutter, constipation, current events, apple watches, online, the weather, how other ppl are bad, coffee

i agree that i find it hard to think of things to tweet just off the dome, don't worry about it i guess

the one-sided feud between john schindler, national security man and swarthyvillain is the funniest thing on twitter dot com right now

lemme tell u somthin folks if john d RTs u just strap in cause ur abt to get a lot of notifications

if you want to try a different tack here's a few parody/fun account ideas for free:

shit hitler says
angolan beiber
secretariat
homophobic jewish grandmother
obama...on stilts
hexadecimal redneck
wedgie doctor
you might have polio if
mork meets the kardashians

gimmick twitter account ideas youve had

my advice is dont think, just tweet

if u think of a tweet and then ur like oh no ppl wont like that this tweet is problematic thats a good tweet

There's a funny twitter beef going on between comedian Patton Oswalt and conservative weird Ben Shapiro, you could interject yourself into that to get your feet wet.

Lifehacks to good-ass twitter rh

lemme tell u somthin folks if john d RTs u just strap in cause ur abt to get a lot of notifications

― lag∞n, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 12:16 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

still goin

obama...on stilts

― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, December 16, 2015 5:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'd read the hell out of this

twitter is great because you get to see the lex tweet about cooking and it looks good

ilu man but

proud of lex for getting into cooking

i found out my sister is on twitter, looking forward to the day I accidentally retweet her and the zing cru notices

Lex's cooking tweets made me happier than any gift

i actually am a big fan of the "while you were away" feature now

i do not like that feature and want to disable it

i quite like it tbh

i might give it a star but def not a heart

lol i have nothing to do with the cooking in my tweets aside from documenting and eating it

twitter is bad again

Twitter will p much always be good for me but the way i use it (as an RSS feed and for live commentary on sporting events) pretty much guarantees that. if you're really into, idk, content creation or whatever i can see it being more up and down

http://i.imgur.com/p7TQzSf.png

reply otm

muting shd be illegal either follow or unfollow twitter.com i live for this

follow or block I say

respectable

I live to mute. Maintain relationships, but never hear from them. I wish I could treat real life like that.