Ideas for ILX

Condensing it all into one short window of opportunity would really give me something to shoot for.

Cash incentives for flag posts like you get a dollar if you flag a post. The people that are left after a month of this win something, like dinner with Ned Raggett or something.

Cash incentives for not being part of the sensitivity crew >.<

subboard dedicated to RIP threads

subboard dedicated to RIP threads

― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, January 16, 2016 9:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ild?

you could just call it "Board for RIP Threads"

this belongs in :your terrible ideas:, really

Make ILX display only the first 100 posts following a bookmarked post

Option to whatyoucallit entire threads

option to display 100 random posts on a single page

a rewind feature that allows you to play back old threads so that you can relive the tension and excitement of watching classic clusterfucks develop in real time. if you're so inclined, you can play back all of ilx from the beginning, and you can adjust the speed to 2x/4x/8x/16x/etc. to catch up on ilx history more quickly.

principal poster analysis

better yet (xpost), newcomers will be required to play back the last 15 years of ilx at a maximum speed of 4x and get an 80% or higher on the forum history exam before they can begin posting. the rest of us will have our posting privileges suspended until we review the period of forum history preceding the date of our first posts.

solipsistic ilx: you think you're interacting with real posters, but they're actually just chatbots programmed to respond in the voices of real posters. there'll be a chatbot darraghmac and a chatbot morbius and a chatbot ned, and they'll all respond in character because they've been fed the complete posting histories of those individuals. this will be a tactful feature for banned/disliked posters: they can abuse the chatbots all they want without hurting anyone's irl feelings, and they won't have to face the indignity of knowing that they've been banned. over the years their ilx timelines will diverge from reality in very interesting ways.

Break break hes in the machine burn everything

Love the rewind idea tho, but not as much as I love the fact u xposted yourself with a "better yet"

I have def wondered if ILX is a collection of bots designed to make people purchase unreasonably priced NBA tickets

lol

option to display 100 random posts on a single page
--gr8080

really good idea

also it's been a couple years since we talked about it but time for avatars imo

I want to publish like three or four epic threads in book form. I've talked about this before.

It would be sort of like a novel: there are the conversation topics but the reaaaal story is what is going on between the posters.

get to print

i've also had the idea of writing a novel where the text was just fictional message board threads. it would be a lot easier to just copy ilx threads though

Just a bit of fun

* Bookmarks separated out by board?

That's potentially something greasemonkey could do give that the board id is in the url... Would need to lookup board name (or use a hard coded list)

Mind, I dunno how useful anyone but me would find it - just sometimes I'm looking idly but nonspecifically for a familiar I Love Photography thread to peruse, say.

android zing wld be v intersting!

plz to restore classic-style capitalization for the "two weeks ago" thingy?

please stop referencing post times to the current time and instead reference them to midnight of the forthcoming christmas day

i agree with Casino, looks yuck now

Absolute dates only.

Dates in kelvin

the time words force you to engage your slow thinking and ask yourself "will this zing be good if it is responding to a fifty-eight minutes old post?"

I like the relative timing - I feel like it's been this way since I came back? Y'all whinin' 'bout 'nothin

The relative time only bothers me on zing touch because you have to click on the individual post to see the date-time

a bot that bumps a random thread every day (and temporarily pins it to the top of SNA) with the text "did we ever get this sorted?"

I like that one. Extra entertaining on days when it throws up an old clusterfuck.

we've got one of these already surely?

did we ever get this sorted?

ilx is aching for a "ask darraghmac: did we ever get this sorted?" thread

I just feel that yknow we have a perfectly good random thread function, are we using it enough kind of thing

I Love Polls board.

For all the polls and their lovers.

every day when you sign in you are randomly assigned the username of another poster. you need to post as that person -- each poster's identity becomes an ongoing, collaborative performance.

I'm 80% sure you already had that idea

No way dude

maybe xp

Ideas for u: go outside, look at a bird, be a cloud

Treeship you should dress up as Jorge Luis Borges and try to be him