Lyrics You Purposefully Liek to Sing Incorrectly

something that i came up with is replacing many of the lyrics to Jingle Bells so it's all about Batman

wow an honor to meet you sir

i made a lot of money off of it

my gf sings a certain song whenever my dog Bird wants to play fetch but it's late at night and we don't want to wake up the downstairs neighbors:

but it's too late birdie now
it's too late
though we really did try to play it
a ball inside is too loud
and i can't hide it
i just can't fake it, oh no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-UmhCIEraA