Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

Also the architecture of that trucker hat seems to defy the laws of physics

Conway Twitty - "what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room"

Lol

I love how so many of these album covers seemed to have been the result of this conversation:

The Artist:"Man taking that album cover picture today! You think I should get dressed up?"

The Manager: "Nah, you look fine"

A: "Take a shower?"

M: "C'mon time is money! Oh, that should be the name of the record!"

lolllll that conway twitty, so good

Conway Twitty - "I've put you in the wank bank"

dying @ this

https://36.media.tumblr.com/8c7ecb4fbabdb05ed14400b906c2aef3/tumblr_nyfkbwQha51qzwe1to1_1280.jpg

He's still at it up here in MN, local rockabilly legend!

that is a wonderful album title

the fact that .38 Special used Tour de Force as the title of a studio album was a waste of a pun

Ron's new cobbled-together memoir/diary thing is surely crying out to be called "I've Got My Own Book to Do":

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ck%2B4s7I1L._SX307_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/wit.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5102GP-k0hL._SS500_.jpg

James Gang - Bang

http://www.pierrecourbois.nl/wp-content/gallery/covers/rock-around-the-cock.jpg

Wow. For a second I read that as being by The Association and was trying to imagine what kind of unlikely career developments might have brought them to that point.

Yes, Karl-Heinz Wiberny ending up in The Association is just too far-fetched.

If we're allowing music bios then there's this: Ronnie Browne's "That Guy Fae The Corries"
https://www.corries.com/images/that%20guy%20fae%20the%20corries%20cover%20600.jpg

that guy fae the zardoz head

May already have been posted, but just saw this in the wild, and WOW

http://www.retrobloke.com/enlarge.cgi?image=014616_a.jpg&ref=014616&name=014616

King of Hearts-Close, But No Guitar

Wow I think that's new & that is a new contender

It's a ways upthread, but always welcome.

http://www.dddbmt.com/photos/records/LP-Food.jpg
http://www.dddbmt.com/photos/records/LP-Food-back.jpg

is that david st. hubbins on the far right

I'd love to hear that album!

till yesterday was only familiar with 'bend it', but watched some of their beat club performances which are surprisingly heavy ('loos of england' aside)... great fuzz bass. tempted to investigate further now.

i unabashedly love that title, and that cover

i unabashedly love a lot of these titles and covers tbh

Yeah they were kind of like a twee version of the early Move stuff, some great basslines and a few really killer tunes.

Also check "Zabadak!" "Hold Tight" and their goofy chart-topper "The Legend of Xanadu." This 1967 EP release also seems thread-relatable:

http://cdn.discogs.com/LP2OMewNuAgzpPUHqwDSPoLOfW8=/fit-in/300x300/filters:strip_icc():format(jpeg):mode_rgb()/discogs-images/R-1641815-1421317377-4519.jpeg.jpg

i'm totally into this band in theory

is that lads of england or loos of england?

its loos, isn't it?

terrible "comedy" albums shouldn't really count but...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/jimj.jpg

his band looks pretty hottt though...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/jj2.jpg

definitely "loos"

yep, for your and everyone's edification

I went and looked up the album that kicked off the whole thing - I've Got My Own Album To Do - and found the closing track was called Crotch Music. I had a listen and it's not what I expected at all, more like someone put the 70's in a blender, of if Battles collaborated with Edgar Winter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC4DcktXnfI

Incidentally I heard Ronnie Wood was in an old man pub in Kildare with some hangers-on a couple of years ago and someone handed him a guitar and asked for a tune. He started singing and the barman came over and told him there was no singing allowed. "That's Ronnie Wood from the Rolling Stones, you can't tell him to shut up". "I don't care if he's Daniel O'Donnell, he can't sing in here".

xxxp holy shit that dude pioneered Gary Wilson's schtick with dumping flour over himself

xpost Ronnie Wood furiously at work on new album He Can't Sing in Here --(cover is a toilet)

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/Chuck_Berry_-_Rock_It.jpg

Chuck Berry - Rock It

(album is depressingly bad btw, at least based on the cuts i've checked out so far, "If I Were" and the single "Oh What A Thrill")

Jimmy Jones must feel that being ensconced in velvet is socially acceptable and in the 70s it probably was.

http://whatfrankislisteningto.negstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Dwight-Twilley-Twilley-Dont-Mind.jpg
has this been in here?

http://portaldisc.com/imagenes/pictures/1380_6660027.jpg

"i like wine"

^I inherited this lp from my dad's collection. the title always made me laugh. so...straightforward.

Fernandez did a stint in Pinochet's prisons after the coup (along with many other Chilean folkies), but he made it out.

a new one

https://d2tqed3y8k290k.cloudfront.net/incentives/000/112/932/icons/large.jpg?1423480306

niiiice

Even better that it's a bass.