Twitter C/D

if somebody started a bunch of ilx threads led by her sort of quirky, deadpan pensée they would be clowned remorselessly tbrr

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 22 November 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Twitter has a likeness to ilx but its not ilx. She is much better than quirky and she writes longer pieces, like this one

/a bunch of vaguely literary margot tenenbaum-lookin' sarah lawerence grads/

You rang?

was immediately suggested to follow a bunch of vaguely literary margot tenenbaum-lookin' sarah lawerence grads

you say that like it's a bad thing

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, November 22, 2015 11:05 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my immediate thought was "who is going to be the first person to jump on this as an aspiration" and lo and behold

lamp what is your twitter i want to follow u

@on3ness

:]

\o/

i follow lamp he's @ristolable

i love to read lamps tweets at account @robdelaney

for a while my tinder bio was "follow me on twitter @kingsthings" and it did great

better than this anyway

did you get any dates or just twitter followers

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUiXeQ6WIAABTU6.jpg

i howled irl at that

bravo

_/a bunch of vaguely literary margot tenenbaum-lookin' sarah lawerence grads/

You rang?_
btt b

haha this was not meant to be an obscure acronym I was just reading this thread and then put my phone in my pocket

take heed my man this is how classic abbrevs began

Bite the Twinkie, babycakes.

According to our friends at Urban Dictionary, iatee appeared to be accusing me of indulging in jazz cigarettes.

Depending on the time of day I wrote the above, GUILTY M'LUD.

be that tenenbaum, bae

h8 twitter

lol

https://twitter.com/tonyharrisfilms

Liberty Writer
@tonyharrisfilms
Economics, Libertarian, Writer, Porn lover, Football. Keisha Grey #1 fan, Kimmy Olsen, Harley Dean, and Chanell Heart. #freakycrew #IRmovement Chicago 4eva!

i'll never understand people who proudly publicly call themselves "porn lovers" on social media

porn cru #teamporn porn 24/7 always jerking it too porn porns good father of 4 christian yoga neophyte

"porn lover. thoughts my own."

ppl with professional twitter accounts who list "father of two sons" or something first

"retweets do not equal I jerked off to it"

lag∞n beat me to it, as usual

porn lover @darkenedroom

lag∞n beat me to it, as usual

I bet he did.

ayyyy

ppl with professional twitter accounts who list "father of two sons" or something first

― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, December 1, 2015 10:47 AM (1 hour ago

yes these people are terrible, also pretty much any twitter bio that uses. short phrases. like this.

dad. fearer of god. alabama football. hate muslims.

pretty much anyone who isn't a professional sportswriter whose twitter bio leads off with something about their sports teams should be shot too

i'm feeling pretty autocratic this morning

father of two sons. christ-lover. full stack web dev. go cowboys!

god. family. pushups. rangers. in that order.

you guys are picky

bacon impresario, fantasy sports maven, liberals dont @ me, picky

the 'one more pushup' guy redeemed twitter for a good 6 weeks for me

opinions are my own. retweets are not endorsements.

okay i think i prefer reading twitter on web now - opening it up, scrolling down a little, closing it. seems like a more chill option than watching the unread tweet count in tweetbot as i slowly consume the entire feed.

ppl with professional twitter accounts who list "father of two sons" or something first

isn't the standard "father to two wonderful sons"?

fearer of god

this construction seems to be weirdly popular in people's social media or tinder biogs - like "lover of gin", "drinker of tea" etc. i guess this kinda thing is low level viral, like warts.

voice of god. opinions his own

i like when people who have like 200 followers and but still mention the company they work for are like "all views my own" as if it's going to be on the front page of the paper that a product manager at massive media said they were in two minds about bombing syria, while taking a shit.

of one mind about bombing the bowl

decent pathos to those ones that have "sometimes blogs on someofmythoughts.blogspot.com"

the "follower of christ" or "christ-follower" or whatever thing instead of just saying "christian" is the worst evangelical-to-twitter-bio thingy

botherer of god