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I would have more of a problem with Reagan on a coin than any other president ever.

kenan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:17 (sixteen years ago) link

because C-130s fly too high to get pegged by modified RPGs!

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link

hilarious!

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:18 (sixteen years ago) link

nobody in iraq misses their families, or gets killed! they just hate the democrats! that's why they're so glad to be out in the shit, because at least they're far away from democrats!

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I would have more of a problem with Reagan on a coin than any other president ever.

Even Nixon?

Neil S, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:19 (sixteen years ago) link

saddest thing about those strips: didn't even have the decency to include some T&A

kenan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:20 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost Only Nixon can go to China

kenan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link

LBJ should be on the dime

kenan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Nixon on a coin would be great because then you could use them as "fuck you currency" whenever you want to implicitly state that a particular vendor of goods or services can go and fuck themselves, like paying the phone bill with a box of pennies, only moreso

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:22 (sixteen years ago) link

You could "give them the Richard", as it were!

Neil S, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

even accidentally using nixon money in any other situation would constitute a gross breach of etiquette

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

It could also be used for bribes, backhanders, slush funds etc.

Neil S, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd like to pay for that $9 pack of cigarettes with a few Nixons

kenan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

except perhaps vending machines. people would keep their nixon coins separate from the rest of their change to avoid giving them to other human beings, reserving them for machine coffee, cherry pepsi and little busted-up bags of fritos

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

they could all be two faced and called "tricky dicks" (sorry)

bnw, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link

I wouldn't have a problem with Reagan on a coin because it means Alex in NYC will finally get to go break Peggy Noonan's knees with his shiny hammer made of melted-down Reagan coins

-- TOMBOT, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:14 (18 minutes ago) Link

YES

and what, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link

The extra fun thing about DbD is that the fuckhead reportedly went over there a coupla months ago to "check shit out for himself", Malkin-style. He just got done doing an entire 2-week-long series mocking the liberal strawman brunette journalist for being a pussy, and then for all the journos stuck in the green zone not talking all the schools being build and painted but only 'bout the bombs cuz it makes Bush look bad and the lib'rul media SHO DOES hates that bush.

Seriously, he did an entire sunday strip a few weeks back that was nothing but one of the models giving various uncomfortable poses to the camera while rattling off every circa-2004 rightwing talking point and filling the rest of the panel with text.

kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link

sounds hottt

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Buttcrack?

C. Grisso/McCain, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:34 (sixteen years ago) link

oh yeah, missed this golden one

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/040107.jpg

kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

hahaha get it they don't like pork OR sluts

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:42 (sixteen years ago) link

FOUND IT

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/052707.jpg

from may 27th

kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

He's misquoting that woman. She was actually singing "Makin' Whoopee".

kenan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:48 (sixteen years ago) link

and yet if we leave they'll forget how to have police and paint schools and the whole thing will just fall apart.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

because they're just a bunch of muslims, see.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:49 (sixteen years ago) link

how can you tell? There are no fucking mosques left.

kenan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:52 (sixteen years ago) link

tom is right, just check the "Gaza" one a bit further up. If we leave, them muslims just gon' shoot each other and get camera time.

kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:53 (sixteen years ago) link

and yet if we leave they'll forget how to have police and paint schools and the whole thing will just fall apart.

And we're taking our Polio vaccines with us.
Screw you Muslims, we're going home.

humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

DOESN'T FIT THEIR MEME

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I'll fit something up their meme.

humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 17:57 (sixteen years ago) link

wacky outtakes from abu ghraib and reporters wear kevlar because of their liberal bias. very nice.

bnw, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:02 (sixteen years ago) link

real reporters wear form-fitting skirts

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

with low necklines for added muslim-offending

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Well on that count I have to say I at least respect Bob Woodruff for setting an IED off under himself just to support his meme.

humansuit, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

okay, i would love to trash muir on his novel abuses of language, but google reveals he didn't start the "meme fitting" meme

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:04 (sixteen years ago) link

its a sad misuse of the term; meme /= ideological framing

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:08 (sixteen years ago) link

sexy liberal reporter can fit into my meme anytime

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 18:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Appropriate response to that last DbD cartoon: http://www.iraqbodycount.org/

Neil S, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:30 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/062107.jpg

haHA, YOU EMASCULATING LIBERAL REPORTER GIRL, take THAT!

In other news, i like Muir's use of 3 Doors Down as a sign of _not_ having mental issues or PTSD.

http://jewishworldreview.com/strips/pc/pc061807.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0620cd.jpg

wait, i'm confused, obesity lawsuits brought by private individuals and the subsidized businesses who change their advertising policies(yet not their product lines or distribution) to de-emphasize the less healthy products are now part of the nanny state? Was McDonalds discontinuing the supersize menu part of the radical evil librul/labour nannystate agenda too? Will chuck asay now decide to eat the most unhealthy things he possibly can fit down his gullet, like several hungryman dinners at once, just to show them lib'ruls what a real red-blooded red-state american man is? Tune in tomorrow to find out!

kingfish, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link

good ol Chuck Asay, always good for a WTF:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0620ad.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0620dd.jpg

Now, I don't know about you, when I'm conjuring up metaphors for complex issues, I always go for the image of mowing down hordes of poor ass people.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0620bd.jpg

kingfish, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link

The REM dig made me chuckle.

kenan, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link

is the thing about dinosaurs supposed to be a crack at PTSD?

Most of these are so lacking in logic that I can't even follow what liberal agenda they are meant to be mocking.

bnw, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

(and again all would be vastly improved with the osama thumbs up pic.)

bnw, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't understand how a podcast a blog and a 3 Doors Down link constitute "a take on the war"

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:16 (sixteen years ago) link

haha, it's so fun when fat people think they can have opinions:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/kn0619bd.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/PN062207.jpg

just imagine the nerve of these people, what with all their assaults of logic, misrepresentation of facts and anecdotal evidence presented out of context and without statistics.

'Cuz if there's one thing that'll change the minds of the 26%/dead-ender crowd, it's logic, facts, and proper context and evidence.

kingfish, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

way to zing all those lib-dem Hamas supporters, Chuck Asay

also somehow bringing that strip around to the abortion issue is a large degree of difficulty, A+

dmr, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I doubt that last cartoonist has seen/will ever see "Sicko."

Nathan, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Nothing says reasoned debate like a charicature of Michael Moore as Jabba the Hutt.

chap, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:25 (sixteen years ago) link

i know! he's so fat! so, so fat! so very fat that how could he possibly expect to be taken seriously with having an opinion contrary to the status quo! doesn't he know how fat he is?!

kingfish, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:26 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't understand that Rosie one at all

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link


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