Society is in the gutter

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nowadays if angelina jolie is in the gutter, society gets in too. if she climbs out of the gutter, it stands up and dusts itself off. it used to be there were consistent ideas, about culture, art, thought. now we just dig our graves alongside the spectres of society's future, and leave the past to the likes of Rita Hayworth.

Surmounter, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

it used to be that a man like Mickey Rooney was a handsome darling to man and woman alike, now it's all eleven foot spaniards who spend all day riding an excercize machine, bulging testicles on every billboard, it's an affront to every woman who leaves her home.

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

time was that satanists were round up and had it beaten out of them. now they sit in brussels laughing at society as they parcel it up and throw it in the sea

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link

(PP! & LG are kind of killing us here guys)

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:39 (fifteen years ago) link

it used to be that the little woman stayed at home and never had to look at billboards. now i never see the little woman! always with the bingo and the supermarket and the 'swingers club' whatever that is

society? in the gutter!

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

miscegenation!!!!!!

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

We went to hear the word. Every Sunday we went. Maybe we didn't understand it. An we sure didn't live up to it. But we went. We showed up.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:41 (fifteen years ago) link

Nowadays I daydream about what I going to order at CPK all through the sermon. You didn't have to worry about that back then, because there was no CPK, and if there had been a CPK it's have been closed on Sunday.

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

time was you used to be able toleave the curtains open and look out across the fields. you open the curtains now and a youth is literally hurling a piece of society at any honest man he can see

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:43 (fifteen years ago) link

people used to know how to keep a secret, now there are shows on tv that literally will tell you everything you didn't want to know. people desperate to be famous by pressing their genitalia up against your face, instead of GETTING A JOB. who suffers? all of us. society.

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

once upon a time it was you used to look forward to getting a letter through the post from a family member but now junk mail is posted directly from the socialists and satanists of brussels and if thats no bad enough youths might be literally burning society outside your house and posting cinders through your letter box

letters? i wont have them in the house!

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Pop music used to be those nice Rolling Stones, now it's all filthy dirty youths shouting AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! in your face. I mean, compare this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/Stones1960s.jpg
...nice clean boys who are nice to their mums. Now compare it with this:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c7/Moby.jpg/418px-Moby.jpg
Who the hell is that filthy tramp - he must have nits 'cause they've had to shave off his infested stinking hair.

snoball, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Girls. Girls were really beautiful. I'm talking about special. They were special things. It's hard to express. They humbled you.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

if a man walks out in the daytime with a hat on, i give him only ten minutes before a mob gathers to just beat him and beat him for it. that only used to happen to whores!

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

in all our towns and villages youths are literally ejaculating on the face of society. the society that we built! out of granite and heart and sweat and putty. and now it has sperm on its sad little face

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

we used to have hoboes, who would sing songs to one another and kept to themselves in the railyard. now the "MSM" says you have to call them "homeless" and they're clambering over your back fence to steal your dog to shave its hair to sell for drugs

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

nobody even knew what "semen" was literally four or five years ago, now the stuff is everywhere and on everything and everyone is talking about it. constantly!

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't remember my country being the most obese in the world when we ate meat and potatoes, and drank at lunch, and smoked cigarettes through the workday.

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link

There was a movie house downtown. The kind they don't make anymore. The kind with a real curtain. I went with my brother. Our father gave us a nickel. We were so excited.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

i am literally shocked by the brazenness of jews

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link

When I was young, and we saw a swan out and about, we'd tip our hats to the swan and say hello. Now all the kids are illegal immigrants, all they do is eat them. People don't even wear hats any more, only time you see them is in one of them gigantic mosques.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

in the war the air service was bombing mosques left and right, now we're building them in our country at an alarming rate!

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

you knew where you were. it wasn't pretty. but you knew. you knew.

Local Garda, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

You could cut down a tree. If you saw a tree you wanted you cut it down. Now they tell us we're running out of trees.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

parking used to be FREE in this country. now it's still free but the lots are so big they should pay you for the time it takes to WALK into the store!! there should literally be a little bus.

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Nonsense! Just more handwringing from out politically correct 'friends' from the surveillence society. Time was we used to be able to eat toasted swan and people from the local community would enjoy the wings and leftovers.

Today you eat a swan and there is an uproar. meanwhile a baby dies in the street, hit by a falling fragment of society, hurled by a youth! and no one bats an eyelid

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

dead babies in the street with mothers on protest marches! this is what we have replaced society with

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

protesting! just like the little woman. that kitchen isn't going to clean itself.

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:09 (fifteen years ago) link

when was the last time you saw a baseball player with a moustache? and so many DOMINICANS. don't get me started!

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

in my day, there was no such THING as a moslem, just catholics and protestants, and now these immoral half-caste youths are running amok.

back then, when our legislators were men, we would have just enforced a law to deport anyone who didnt eat pork. in fact, when i was younger, you didnt even need a law to kick a deviant out of your country.

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

we're so busy sucking from the teat of the effete erudite EU that we've forgotten to do our own trousers up, and a youth is literally grasping our naked behind. he has folded society into a paper plane and used it to destroy the twin towers of morals and values.

Local Garda, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:10 (fifteen years ago) link

All day we wouldn't stop. We used to run and play. Air filled our lungs and replenished our spirits.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

time was you used to know where the spoons were. now you go in the kitchen and who knows where anything is. EU satanists want to give spoons the same rights as homosexuals.

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:11 (fifteen years ago) link

back then, all you needed was a hard slap on the bottom, and then you knew your place. what good are all these ritalins if our youth still run around, literally getting tattoos and growing out their hair and soliciting oral sex?

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link

people with tattoos are raping their own flesh and raping you in the face when you look at them. it used to be for a sailor who had drawn blood below the equator but that is a world that is GONE.

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

back then the equator MEANT SOMETHING. now? just another line for moslems and deviants to cross.

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

can anyone even remember what PUBIC HAIR is like??

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

One time I found a dead dog in the street. There was a boy, not much older than me, crying. I asked is this your dog. He just looked at me. Later we fought in the war together.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

when i was growing up you could have a little play with another fellow and nothing would be said about it. Now the homosexuals in Brussels want to put it on the front cover of a newspaper. The EU are literally supplying youths with knives and employing them to stab society repeatedly in the face while they drink fine wines

Parish Priest!, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

back then, no one drank wine but the french, and we all know what the french were like

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

We couldn't afford stockings so we had to draw them on with gravy.

DJ Mencap, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:19 (fifteen years ago) link

and it was good gravy, too, made in this country

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

wine was for communion and anniversaries, now people are drinking it in every place at every time, trying to get a girl's top off, those few that still even dress

goole, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

First saw the ocean from the deck of a ship. Never liked the ocean much.

ice crӕm, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I wouldn't mind but they're so cheeky!

Local Garda, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Society is in the guitar:

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/159/imageuploadimagehl9.jpg

libcrypt, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:23 (fifteen years ago) link

my father emigrated to this country in the aftermath of Powell's "Rivers of blood" speech. Have a fucking think about that. In the direct aftermath of "Fucking foreigners coming over here stealing our jobs...", my father came to this country. My olive-skinned, non-white father. I mean, bricks through windows, racial insults, deprived jobs...

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:24 (fifteen years ago) link

can't even wear a tie in space now

blueski, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:26 (fifteen years ago) link

time was you could just call a gay co-worker a fag, but now the PC police leap down your throat without blinking. for shame!

special guest stars mark bronson, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Time was you'd hook up a giant plastic guitar to your TV and play Guitar Hero. These days it's a quick fix society, everything must be instant. People are enjoying themselves but are they really ENJOYING themselves?

Local Garda, Monday, 25 August 2008 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link


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