US INCOME TAX!

^^Man I wish I had a tasty record like this one back in the days I worked at Justice.

Not to brag this close to deadline, but, I've had my taxes done for the past three years through a program at UMASS. I'm sure one exists at every major college/university that has an Accounting major.
The only requirement is that you're under $100,000.00, basically. And, whatever, if you're making that much money you should hire an accountant.
It's a really good resource for people filing complicated tax returns, and the students get credit, and the more complicated the situation the better for them. Also, it looks great on their resumes.

So, for those who missed out this year, seek out this program at your local college/university! They will do the whole thing for you, help you find loopholes, FOR FREE!
UMASS is still going to file tomorrow night (it's also a 4:30 - 7:00 Tues. - Thurs. program. You do have to wait in line when it gets close to the 15th.). But, whatever, they start offering the services in February.
They also file extensions. This means nothing to anyone on this thread who's panicking - but, I'm just saying...think ahead and find some really good free options!

I ought have massive tax goodies from the fact that I'm now a homeowner

I was counting on this magical bonus but ended up owning over two grand. Granted the owing was based on screwed up withholding following job changes for me and the wife, but the homeowner thing didn't seem to shit for me regardless.

^ to DO shit for me

Yeah, er, I'm kind of over $100,000.00.

I would file online except that I have an employed wife and a home, and I really don't want to fuck things up this year.

$100,000.00 isn't quite as fantastically rich as you might think it is, especially w/a huge mortage on a home in SF.

Yeah in the spirit of not fucking things up, just curious, why are you so reluctant to just take 20 minutes and sign and mail the extension? Even if your estimate is wrong, that can be fixed later.

The problem is that I have no idea how close to accurate the estimate has to be to pass muster.

I would still assume you would be able to hire an accountant. You probably hired a few people to help you close on that home.

Congratulations! It's a great place to live - sorry if my reccomendations weren't pertinent.
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Seriously, any retardedly wrong estimate is better than ignoring the filing deadline altogether. You would have until August to just pay H&R Block to sort it out.

Is it? The IRS is a big black box to me.

DUDE FUCKING GET A CLUE PUT DOWN THAT YOU OWE $20K AND DON'T BREAK THE FUCKING LAW

jesus

how much could you have gotten done towards making a better estimate all this hours instead of freaking about it?

i.e. listen to felicity!

As salient as the emotion might be, I don't think I'm gonna invest in Angry Tom's Advice Cabinet this time o' year, y'know?

They really care about taxpayers declaring income, yes. If you know you made over $100,000 they would like you to tell them about that, yes.

xp THANK YOU TOMBOT. I've half a mind to start scouting out the government foreclosure sales in SF. Kind of nice up there.

1. blatantly break the law

2. adhere to the law in a half-assed fashion

WHICH WILL MAKE THE FEDERAL GOVT MORE LIKELY TO HATE YOU

OH I DON'T KNOW

Look, all I want to know is what are the specific consequences of late filing. I could file electronically tomorrow. I'm just weighing my options.

Calm down Toms. I'm not filing YR return, now.

God you people are so invested in other folks' dramas.

Then you should pay someone to find out all about it for you!

Let's not open up that barrel full of drama right now, aimmy.

you are asking what the consequences are for breaking the law. like, in a big stupid way that you can still avoid. what in the fuck kind of advice did you want? the tax rate for your income is about 20%. Give or take a couple of thousand dollars, would you rather wait a few months for a refund or get audited?

LESS TROLLING MORE FILING

(p.s. Does the house come with a static IP address?)

lol @ taxes makin people so heated

I would estimate 19.5%

Not quite. I'm asking what kind of sedatives I can send you so's to keep you from having a heart attack, Tom.

troll

If I were trolling you'd be on the floor clutching yr chest and punching 9-1-1 on yr cellie.

kind of hoping the IRS goes to town on your rich ass

I'm sorry. I gave you an answer you didn't want. Here:

"it doesn't matter, you can file in july and nobody will give a fuck. I've done it ten times, I've never had a problem."

I don't care if you and your wife go to jail or lose your house (unless it gets sold at foreclosure auction and is a really good deal).

I just prefer that you not swagger around setting a bad example for the impressionable youth of Ip3, crutis borad at al., whose promise-filled lives have yet to descend into a bitter death spirals of ignorance, apathy and, yes, moral turpitude.

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Lose my house? Heh. At worst, I get a fine. The only question is how big.

Well I hope the house comes with a static IP address because if it wasn't looking like willful a couple of hours ago, any last reasonable doubt in the mind of any government investigator has definitely been removed. Good job.

Oh, come on felicidrama. We all know that the gov't is far from THAT good.

i just have this 2 say 2 u

smoke weed everyday

Oh yeah? Then how come this former government employee just cashed her giant refund check and you're still trolling?

xp Yeah why not

libcrypt is the graham of tax

luriqua probably filed last week

I love my tax preparer. He was the drummer for the Circle Jerks.

It's all probably irrelevant, since I'm pretty sure I'm due a refund. God I hope so.

Wife last year cashed in stock options and nixed all hopes of fun April bonus.

So this is really the first year I have any idea of how the house will impact real taxes.

Next.

I may just take one of the online filing services up to the point of marriage and use their estimate for an extension.

I have an accountant picked out for next year but she wasn't taking new clients for this year so that's what that drama's all about. Dun think she played drums for any punk bands tho.

Weird thing is that my wife delayed paying last year's taxes for like 8 months and I have absolutely no idea how in the hell she made that work out w/o us in jail.

Because the SOL for failure to file is 6 years and they'd rather have a slam dunk two-timer than an innocent one time mistake, genius.

You had me at "apologies." Not get that extension in or imona hafta smack you with the Tax Manual.