worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

It’s not that I’m not open to the reality that the food world was like this from a few people’s perspective

having trouble parsing this

he gets that he's a clown to plenty of people in his field of expertise

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CX5y9b-UwAAH3J0.jpg

his face looks greasier than the hot dog

Is he carrying that over a threshold?

it's his son

I don't know, looks like he's planning on making sweet love to it later in the evening.

how can we know that all these hypotheses are mutually exclusive?

Surely he must be really sick of having to keep up with the ridiculous hair and beard bleaching. That shit is high maintenance!

Just what the world needed: Ted Cruz/Guy Fieri erotic fanfic!

Mildly NSFW: http://lanamacondo.tumblr.com/post/144719920453/frosted-tips

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Cool, I've always wondered what would happen if Guy sprayed his donkey sauce all over a weird rubber mask.

Perhaps if the source of sexual arrousal is so specific these folks won't reproduce? Assuming there's a genetic preference for bleached goatees...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN5Oa_WdjjM

lock thread

speechless

holeeeey sheeeiiitt

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/travel/attractions/the-daily-disney/os-revamped-planet-hollywood-will-include-guy-fieri-burger-menu-upgraded-visuals-20160818-story.html

“People enjoy his twists on food and his attitude, as opposed to stuffy chefs,” Earl said.

my friend is going to the Epcot Food &a Wine festival and has invited me. It''s kind of expensive by it might be the weekend Wang Chung is playing or something?

possible Fieri content in Disney not a selling point

And Fieri could be hiding in any one of those character costumes, waiting to jump out try to do a 'cool' complicated handshake with you.

I was researching the charming tropical fish called the cowfish when this popped up.

https://www.thecowfish.com/images/promo_photos/elvis_burger.png

Burgushi

The Cowfish introduces a unique fusion of burgers and sushi!

https://www.thecowfish.com/locations/?l=1&c=4

This place exists here. Not as offensive though

https://www.facebook.com/SushiBurgerMelbourne/

http://www.fiericon.com/fieri-con-info/

WHAT IS VISION BEHIND FIERICON?

The idea for FieriCon is based on several simple visions:

1. A couple is out for a nice casual Saturday at their local watering hole. They're sitting down, looking into each other's eyes, sharing a plate of bruschetta and commenting on how much they love September in New York. Right as the guy is about to make a cheesy comment about how he loves her more than he loves September...BOOOM...60 people dressed up as Guy Fieri come rolling into the bar screaming, "Welcome to Flavor Town!"

2. The sayings. Guy Fieri's sayings are one of a kind. He can describe a bacon cheeseburger as being "Gangster" and make it sound appetizing. This day is dedicated to talking like Guy Fieri. I don't want to feel persecuted for describing food as being off the hook, I want to be celebrated for that.

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There was a moment in August where I seriously thought about starting to grow out my hair so as to go as Guy Fieri for Halloween but I didn't and I really regret it now. So next year.

poll?

https://67.media.tumblr.com/02e81c7b833bbe8f7a6d7cc62b7d8f3b/tumblr_nq1g9iiCAE1tvbqk7o1_1280.jpg

You have to.

except that it wouldn't fit in a 50-option poll.

culinary buoys in the shipyard of flavortown or gtfo

can we poll these

I was once in the clinch with a guy who said, "Dude, that's slammin' salmon!"

this guy has been doing this show FOR TWENTY FUCKING YEARS

to think we once lived in a fieri-free world

it was a flavorless place

I feel like this is what the Cenobite realm actually would be like

Some of these are hardly Fieri-isms. 'Killer', 'That's fantastic', 'That is ridiculous'... should be pretty easy to winnow down to a choice of 50 for a poll. The shipyard of flavo(u)rtown one is incredible.

50 Ways Guy Fieri Says "Man, That's Good"

Where is PLEASE KILL ME NOW

"HERE'S WHAT HAPPENS AFTER GUY FIERI VISITS A RESTAURANT" (Despite my caps, a positive take.)

https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/guy-fieri-diners-drive-ins-dives-behind-scenes

guy fieri came to a nearby bagel shop and invented a jalopeno bagel for them, which is still on the menu even though guy fieri has left. i had it. it's alright.

I've eaten at all the places that were profiled on his show in the Phoenix valley. Most have been really good

Fieri walk with me

https://i.redd.it/vye25wroat1y.jpg

https://i.redd.it/vye25wroat1y.jpg

RIP

jk he's still alive

is he tho?

here's guy dabbing with his sons btw

http://68.media.tumblr.com/4974265fe2572607b24324280142c479/tumblr_on6jbuVTPX1qzidspo1_1280.png

(in their palatial home in flavortown, of course)

which is protected by the Palate Police