worst movie tie-in rap songs

wow, that song is nuts. this is my best effort at cleaning up the even wronger lyrics available online. note that when he says "blow dry your asshole" on the chorus, "hole" is wiped out but "ass" is unmistakable. this has to be the weirdest kids' movie soundtrack i can think of.

What be goin' on over here?
Coming through top speed, you better stand clear
Ooh! You know better beware or step to the clear
We 'bout to blast right out from here --- Excitement!
Yes, I hope you know we come through
To cause chaos like Darth Vader, turn on your radar
On the downhill, racing, I'm holding my head
The situation may be peril (?) check on the toyset
I am Reptar - hear me roar!
I am Reptar - the King of Dinosaurs!

Oh ya but sure I done but dirty
Still racing downhill like we doing a buck thirty
Ha! Oh my name is Herbie, the race car going inside the demolition derby
Reptar you must be really losing a screw
Because I think we losing control so what we gonna do?
Tell me what we gonna do - Check it!

What are we doing and where we gonna go?
So fast, it's gonna blow dry your ass hole!
Get out the fast lane as if you're moving to slow!
On your marks, get set, ready, go!

Ah, don't panic! We really don't need static from downhill
Crazy rides running through 50 traffic
Ha! Made it dramatic, I've just about really had it with
Situations like these, I never make it a habit
I am Reptar, the perfect children's toy!
For every girl every boy, I know, they overly joyed (???)
So, movin' so fast I hear the wind whistling
Faster than a missile then
HELP IF YOU LISTENIN'! (No!)

In a minute we'll be soon to be arriving
Strivin' to put a end to all this reckless driving
I don't mean to bore you but
I am Reptar and I will destroy you!
Just like an image, before we end up diminished
I hope that we can slow the pace down before the ride finish
Reptar you must be new to this crew
Because I think we losing control, so what we gonna do?

Ahh! Hold it! Where we going? What's happening here?
Where we going? What's wrong with Reptar? Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
What's going on Reptar? I'm losing control here!
What happening? Everybody put on your seat belts! Ahh!

We need to angle this situation the tight way
So that we can handle the situation the right way
Ooh - What does it take?
Wonder, will happen, we press this button (????)
Just to stop Reptar, he started shooting fire
How many things are there around for us to destroy?
Maybe fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy
Reptar you must be losing a screw
Because I think we losing control again so what we gonna do?

what the everloving felch

I'm still mind blown that Meteor Man had a song or that there was a dude called "Big Hat Ray Ray"

Maybe fire isn't the best idea for a children's toy

^^^ someone who's seen the movie, help me out, is there a plot point where the rugrats, playing with Reptar, get horribly burned and/or set the house on fire?

I remember the Meteor Man song but only from it's "you can't stop this!" interjections which were featured in the trailer. Listening to it now - kind of just painfully generic. Interesting that Big Hat Ray Ray sings the bridge. Weird how little footage from the movie shows up in the video.

yeah I was hoping for lols and it was really just boring overall.

the Method Man Riddler song was something I didn't even know existed until 2 years ago

yeah, i'm not sure how i missed out on that til now. it's not bad! if it didn't have all the irritating intercuts to jim carrey and the batmobile, i would assume this was just a minor meth album track that's kind of vaguely borrowing from batman imagery.

The thing that baffles me most about that Busta Rhymes track is the Big Beat style production. Who produced that thing?

Tom Hanks really looking like he's destined for Steve Gutenberg/Judge Reinhold has-been territory up there, second-fiddling to Akroyd.

"Men in Black" and "Wild Wild West" are classics

None of these can compare to that "Dragnet" one tbh.

Partners in Kryme - "T.U.R.T.L.E. Power"
Hammer - "Addams Groove"
Run DMC - "Ghostbusters"
Will Smith - "Men in Black"

All great.

There's also this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_n6TPhGko

Apparently the lyrics were written by Jay-Z.

I assume "Hit 'Em High (The Mon-Star Anthem)" was excluded for being too good.

Hey, Space Jam OST was solid.

Unfortunately, I can not find the opening rap theme song to the 1994 Car 54 Where Are You? movie.

That existed? Who did it?

According to IMDB, MMM&S, whoever that is.

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Voted "Addams Family Groove" for sheer plodding dullness, though a write-in for "Come With Me" did cross my mind. Everything else here is more or less listenable, though you could listen to Big Hat Ray Ray many times without ever noticing it.

where's public enemy "he got game"? (jk or am i)

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Oh come ON.

WTF? Almost inescapably the BEST song here.

was a favorite in my cd collection
http://www.discogs.com/Various-Music-Inspired-By-The-Motion-Picture-Wild-Wild-West/master/79113

starts off great
Jim West, desperado
Rough rider, no you don't want nada
None of this, six-gunnin this, brother runnin this
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be outta that dress when she meet Jim West
Rough neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step or flex and get a hole in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react
You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at
With Artemus, from the start of this, runnin the game
James West, tamin the West, so remember the name

nas co-wrote some of the songs on big willie style, this verse has a bit of his style in it imo, would basically like to hear a nas cover but can almost hear it in my head

Ilx in protecting Stevie Wonder ' s honor shocka.

Ice was upset. Demands recount, recognition of motocross prowess.

it makes me happy to realize that somewhere a scratch track of Jay-Z rapping that Bugs Bunny song probably exists