ok lets all shit our pants to something new: post 2005 horror film thread

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Oh, yeah! Under the Skin and A Field in England -- both tremendous.

The Thnig, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link

I gotta find my horror ballot and then I can answer this question probably. Despite some definite split opinions just upthread, I think "Deadgirl" is amazing.

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link

Flanders

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link

"i am hard pressed to think of any other foreign genre movie remake that was as well served by its US version"

We Are What We Are supposed to be good no?

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link

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The Bruno Dumont movie? I think it's possible to see all of his movies as horror movies, but Hors Satan is the one, if so.

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link

Woops I meant Dogtooth not Flanders (I saw them at same time and for some reason get the titles confused).

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, if Under the Skin counts then The Lobster would also quality (also: Hard to be a God)

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

Hated Oculus. Super hated it. The only thing I've loved by those people is Insidious. And that for basically being an unabashed pastiche.

I think I'd like to throw in the paranormal activity installment with the witch cult which number was that?

Also

Fucking troll hunter yo

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link

I've seen quite a few surprisingly good found footage joints mostly thanks to the explorations of jjj but I'm having trouble remembering all of them now

Oh yeah (not found footage): The Woods

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link

Ohhhhhhhhh Home Movie was a good recent-ish found footage horror film.

Don't Call Me A Lunkhead, You Dingbat! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link

a subgenre I will never support

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link

Home Movie might be my favorite found-footage flick.

And yeah, the witch-cult Paranormal Activity was really good.

The Thnig, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link

There are a handful of good found footage horror movies, but I agree that I don't support it as a genre because most people have no idea of what to do with it. It's a facile go-to because it's cheap and quick. The conceit probably needs to go away altogether for a decade or so until someone has an idea that employs it effectively.

Don't Call Me A Lunkhead, You Dingbat! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link

given how much I hated the Blair Witch Project I'm very disinclined to investigate its progeny

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 16:59 (eight years ago) link

I liked Resolution quite a bit.

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link

Home Movie is probably objectively better than Blair Witch (the latter of which was really only effective for me when I first saw it at a preview screening and had no idea what it was).

Don't Call Me A Lunkhead, You Dingbat! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link

I've heard of Resolution and want to check it out. Absentia, too. There's a good review of that one here.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

Absentia was very good but not quite top 10 for me. Likewise yellowbrickroad. Both well worth watching and I'll probably rewatch both.

I've never seen Home Movie!

Looked super promising but sorely disappointed me: mama, thale, the woman, the reeds, that movie about the guy in the wilderness who mails haunted packages to ppl.

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, I saw yellowbrickroad. It was OK.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link

What's the movie that had the horrifying scene with a girl and a deer corpse? That was hard to watch.

JacobSanders, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link

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Don't Call Me A Lunkhead, You Dingbat! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link

i am hard pressed to think of any other foreign genre movie remake that was as well served by its US version
The Ring. I think that's it. Still need to see Let Me In, though...

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

yeah, i would agree on the ring

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link

Trying to choose a horror movie to watch on Netflix tonight. Has anyone seen The Canal, Creep or Starry Eyes?

Darin, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link

Could swear there was a poll thread for this but this is what I would recommend within the thread's time.

A Field In England
Amer
Strange Color Of Your Body's Tears
Borderlands (very good found footage)
Haze (Tsukamoto)
Drag Me To Hell
Pan's Labyrinth
Martyrs
Thirst
Stoker
Black Swan
Berberian Sound Studio
Inland Empire
Beyond The Black Rainbow (for a few great bits but it takes patience)
Under The Skin
Babadook (after the hype has faded I guess it's just good enough to list here)

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:46 (eight years ago) link

Berberian Sound Studio

yes def, this one didn't get enough love imo

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link

Slither too, that's 2006. so great

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

berberian is great but the horror elements are virtually nil

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 18:55 (eight years ago) link

Trying to choose a horror movie to watch on Netflix tonight. Has anyone seen The Canal, Creep or Starry Eyes?

― Darin, Tuesday, October 20, 2015 7:45 PM (12 minutes ago)

You mean the new Creep or the subway one? I'm assuming new, which I haven't seen. Subway one is so-so (and I think possibly too old for the remit of this thread? Early '00s iirc).

emil.y, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link

New creep is worth seeing. More than good less than great.

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link

The imaginary horror film being made inside Berberian Sound Studio is plenty spooky. It gave me a bigger dosage than most horror films so I think it has a substantial claim.

Teeth is a pretty good laugh.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 19:08 (eight years ago) link

yeah Teeth was p good

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

Any love for Henenlotter's Bad Biology 'round these parts? I've been curious.

Don't Call Me A Lunkhead, You Dingbat! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link

Since the horror polls never progressed this far, I'm curious if anyone has a top ten list of recommendations for the years that fall within the remit of this thread. I realized recently that the past decade is the most poorly-represented (aside from maybe the '40s) in my horror movie collection. There have been a lot of good recommendations in this thread but I wonder what stuff has really stuck with y'all.

In addition to others already mentioned, I'd nominate The Mist, The Descent, Inside, The House of the Devil and Black Death.

Darin, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 19:15 (eight years ago) link

Black Death hell yeah

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 19:22 (eight years ago) link

Bad Biology: my wife did the evil baby vocalizations in that movie

It is honestly too gross for me tho

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 19:23 (eight years ago) link

The Mist is pretty great, The Descent and House Of The Devil were about 3/4 great.

One of my favorites from the past ten years is the divisive, "hey, that's not horror!" Martha Marcy May Marlene. It's made it into my semi-regular rotation of Halloween-time go-tos.

Don't Call Me A Lunkhead, You Dingbat! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 19:24 (eight years ago) link

xpost That's rad! It does sound pretty gross, though, yeah.

Don't Call Me A Lunkhead, You Dingbat! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 19:25 (eight years ago) link

MMMM is a fun one, yeah. I'm always up for creepy cult stuff. And I loved The Mist when I saw it in theaters, especially the ending, which was perfect and hilarious.

the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link

Trying to choose a horror movie to watch on Netflix tonight. Has anyone seen The Canal, Creep or Starry Eyes?

― Darin, Tuesday, October 20, 2015 7:45 PM (12 minutes ago)

Starry Eyes is a solid 6/10, hooked me in enough but not massively memorable.

ewar woowar (or something), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link

I liked Starry Eyes. ersatz Lynch vibes, great lead perf.

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link

Agree -- she was great and very committed to her part(s)

La Lechera, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link

Been hovering over the watch button for starry eyes for awhile

What is up with The Djinn? Middle eastern cast, Tobe Hooper directing?

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 20:45 (eight years ago) link

Would add to the highlights recap

Calvaire
Excision
Eden Lake
The Children

ewar woowar (or something), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 23:30 (eight years ago) link

Yes -- The Children

I've forgotten so many!

banned on ixlor (Jon not Jon), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 23:31 (eight years ago) link

calvaire was excellent

canoon fooder (dog latin), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 00:04 (eight years ago) link

google image search for calvaire makes me think i am not down to see that

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 00:45 (eight years ago) link

^^ that could be interesting, especially for the last 5 years - and considering how some ilx users might go for choices off the beaten track. might think of a bunch meanwhile...

rusty_allen, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 01:50 (eight years ago) link

Oh shit wait, I did a recent horror ballot poll a while ago, give me a sec to go on computer not phone

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Wednesday, 21 October 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link


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