rolling thread of stuff worth reading on videogames

http://kotaku.com/the-natural-the-trouble-portraying-blackness-in-video-1736504384

good read

Although Western fans may mourn the loss, McCarthy doesn’t share their despondency. “Honestly, I am not so sure that any threat to yet another shouting, shooting game full of American grunts saving democracy from the wiles of dark-skinned terrorists is any great loss to the art,” he said.

What is he talking about?

Looking at his company's website it all makes sense.

http://www.cybird.co.jp/en/

The guy you fall in love will be a selfish wife candidate or an extreme sadistic tutor

that quote seems incoherent

or truncated, maybe

just engrish-y: http://www.cybird.co.jp/en/service/ikemen-o-oku/

In the gorgeous and luxurious gender switching inner palace, there are many hansome made characters full of individuality that everyone is fascinated, such as a selfish wife candidate, a mysterious inner palace’s head, and an amorous concubine candidate, etc

i meant “Honestly, I am not so sure that any threat to yet another shouting, shooting game full of American grunts saving democracy from the wiles of dark-skinned terrorists is any great loss to the art"

i'm confused. "i'm not so sure that another shouting, shooting game ... is any great loss" would make sense. "i'm not sure that any threat to another (etc.) ... is any great loss" is just confusing!

he's just throwing shade on Kojima

It's confusing bc it makes it sound like Metal Gear games are basically the same thing as Call of Duty rather than the weird sci fi soap operas they are.

to a mobile dating sim F2P worker drone, all gun games look the same

but he's throwing shade on kojima with syntax that is inappropriate for the task

cheap plug in case y'all aren't up on that thread yet, but this is videogames and will be worth reading

EVERYTHING IS PIXELATED: The top 127 games from the third generation of home video game consoles (Nintendo Entertainment System, Sega Master System, Atari 7800)

thanks for the heads-up will!

ILE SELLOUT
j/k i'll read it

http://www.hopesandfears.com/hopes/culture/design/216873-video-games-furniture-design

i've often wondered about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU7VuXg0vFg

huh, neat. real dick patent move, i gotta say.

knew about this, but didn't know the patent was set to expire.
have to wonder though, can't Namco just renew the patent?
Also, if they had the patent, why didn't Namco keep making loading screen minigames? (or maybe they did and I just never saw them)

http://www.theawl.com/2015/12/milling-time

as someone who went to a state school, i take exception to the idea that learning to sail is a better use of your time than videogames

more like max write

HEYO

https://tcrf.net/Shadow_of_the_Colossus

v interesting!

i couldnt finish maxs article but i reminded me of this tweet i made:

https://twitter.com/wutsreal/status/682262421814263808

http://bigstory.ap.org/a0adbb01bd844feab958e692c21491cc

Some manufacturers have unveiled machines giving gamblers the option of playing classic video games like "Space Invaders" and "Pac Man" as a sort of bonus round to earn more betting credits in between typical slot machine play.

Others are toying with gambling versions of arcade games like pinball and video game console products like "Guitar Hero." Still others are developing casino gambling versions of popular smartphone games like" ''Angry Birds" and "Words with Friends."

Anybody been to a casino in the last 5-10 years? Video slots are culturally acceptable ways for older folks to indulge their video game playing. Any casino now is just acres and acres of video slots, each more licensed than the last.

http://www.polygon.com/2016/2/20/11077626/tecmo-madison-last-tournament-tribute-chet-josh-holzbauer

Very hard to shake the impression, all the way through that, that I'd glance up and realise it was an Onion article.

Good point. I feel like an Onion article would have included even more obvious ringers than a half-dozen college acquaintances from beer country, somehow.

a link tombot posted on the AI thread to an interview with the DeepMind founder has lots of stuff relevant to the gaming world as well, including references to cutting edge ILG topics like peter molyneux

http://www.theverge.com/2016/3/10/11192774/demis-hassabis-interview-alphago-google-deepmind-ai

Well well well, walking simulators have made the NYTimes

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/03/17/arts/video-games/video-games-where-hearts-not-guns-drive-the-action.html

It's emulation's long association with piracy, Cifaldi said, that has given it a bad name. Nintendo in particular seems to have a particular aversion towards it, he noted, pointing to their official statement on the issue which has been available at their corporate website for the last 16 years.

How Come Nintendo Does Not Take Steps Towards Legitimizing Nintendo Emulators?

Emulators developed to play illegally copied Nintendo software promote piracy. That's like asking why doesn't Nintendo legitimize piracy. It doesn't make any business sense. It's that simple and not open to debate.

But this language, Cifaldi claims, is disingenuous because the Wii U's Virtual Console is nothing more than an emulator.

More damning, Cifaldi claims to have found a piece of hexadecimal code from a freely available Nintendo Entertainment System emulator — a kind of watermark from a Nintendo emulator known as iNES — embedded within the code of the version of Super Mario Bros. for sale on the Virtual Console right now.

"I would posit," Cifaldi said, "that Nintendo downloaded Super Mario Bros. from the internet and sold it to you."

http://www.polygon.com/2016/3/18/11265988/emulation-isnt-a-dirty-word-and-one-man-thinks-it-can-save-gamings

Creative Director: “Yes, we definitely need doors in this game.”
Project Manager: “I’ll put time on the schedule for people to make doors.”
Designer: “I wrote a doc explaining what we need doors to do.”
Concept Artist: “I made some gorgeous paintings of doors.”
Art Director: “This third painting is exactly the style of doors we need.”
Environment Artist: “I took this painting of a door and made it into an object in the game.”
Animator: “I made the door open and close.”
Sound Designer: “I made the sounds the door creates when it opens and closes.”
Audio Engineer: “The sound of the door opening and closing will change based on where the player is and what direction they are facing.”
Composer: “I created a theme song for the door.”
FX Artist: “I added some cool sparks to the door when it opens.”
Writer: “When the door opens, the player will say, ‘Hey look! The door opened!’ “
Lighter: “There is a bright red light over the door when it’s locked, and a green one when it’s opened.”
Legal: “The environment artist put a Starbucks logo on the door. You need to remove that if you don’t want to be sued.”
Character Artist: “I don’t really care about this door until it can start wearing hats.”
Gameplay Programmer: “This door asset now opens and closes based on proximity to the player. It can also be locked and unlocked through script.”
AI Programmer: “Enemies and allies now know if a door is there and whether they can go through it.”
Network Programmer: “Do all the players need to see the door open at the same time?”
Release Engineer: “You need to get your doors in by 3pm if you want them on the disk.”
Core Engine Programmer: “I have optimized the code to allow up to 1024 doors in the game.”
Tools Programmer: “I made it even easier for you to place doors.”
Level Designer: “I put the door in my level and locked it. After an event, I unlocked it.”
UI Designer: “There’s now an objective marker on the door, and it has its own icon on the map.”
Combat Designer: “Enemies will spawn behind doors, and lay cover fire as their allies enter the room. Unless the player is looking inside the door in which case they will spawn behind a different door.”
Systems Designer: “A level 4 player earns 148xp for opening this door at the cost of 3 gold.”
Monetization Designer: “We could charge the player $.99 to open the door now, or wait 24 hours for it to open automatically.”
QA Tester: “I walked to the door. I ran to the door. I jumped at the door. I stood in the doorway until it closed. I saved and reloaded and walked to the door. I died and reloaded then walked to the door. I threw grenades at the door.”
UX / Usability Researcher: “I found some people on Craigslist to go through the door so we could see what problems crop up.”
Localization: “Door. Puerta. Porta. Porte. Tür. Dør. Deur. Drzwi. Drws. 문”
Producer: “Do we need to give everyone those doors or can we save them for a pre-order bonus?”
Publisher: “Those doors are really going to help this game stand out during the fall line-up.”
CEO: “I want you all to know how much I appreciate the time and effort put into making those doors.”
PR: “To all our fans, you’re going to go crazy over our next reveal #gamedev #doors #nextgen #retweet”
Community Manager: “I let the fans know that their concerns about doors will be addressed in the upcoming patch.”
Customer Support: “A player contacted us, confused about doors. I gave them detailed instructions on how to use them.”
Player: “I totally didn’t even notice a door there.”

Founder, Doors.com: I love masturbating to these doors

That's awesome. Thank you.

this killed me

i loled at tools programmer

oh wow and this is made by someone at ubisoft no wonder it sounds so fucking familiar

https://twitter.com/tha_rami/status/737594641562767363

marco ‏@elrokxxo May 31
@tha_rami a skull near a toilet, enviromental story telling gets me

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2016-06-01-why-did-ancient-egypt-spend-3000-years-playing-a-game-nobody-else-liked

Dr Finkel should probably know. His job title is the Assistant Keeper of Ancient Mesopotamian Script, Languages and Cultures in the museum's Department of the Middle East. In a multiple choice scenario you would not struggle to match his headshot with his occupation. Unless one of the other options was "wizard".

This guy is amazing! Here is a video of him talking about the Game of Ur (as mentioned in that article): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHjznvH54Cw

(good article, thank you)

ditto!

http://shmuplations.com/iq/

http://www.vice.com/read/tibia-game-players-journey-to-open-a-locked-secret-door

just read that article on senet; any poker players on ilg? the only game i've been playing on the reg lately is android texas hold-em, and I often think about what a stupid card game texas hold-em is, hardly a game at all really, until of course you throw the betting game on top, and then it's fantastic.

the foremost senet expert mentions betting may have been involved, though there doesn't seem to be any obvious evidence for it. anyway, fascinating that there are games we don't know how to play anymore

which android hold 'em do you prefer?