pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

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maybe more millennial male sports coverage...

scott seward, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link

calling them a "publication" feels misguided, they're more like a vertically integrated product delivery service at this point

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link

fantasy kickball leagues...

scott seward, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link

well, the stakeholders will be able to sit on some fat cash maybe

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link

Hormonally challenged vertical publication.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link

xp good tines over at Pitchfork

Neil S, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link

more money might mean more Vice-like. more video and adventure man reporting...since they want to target dudes so much.

scott seward, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link

meanwhile, at vice, gloria steinem is a correspondent now

a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link

yeah was just gonna post that thanks to the Raggett siren.

scott seward, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:23 (eight years ago) link

ugh gross

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:25 (eight years ago) link

more money might mean more Vice-like. more video and adventure man reporting...since they want to target dudes so much.

All media targets dudes. My guess is the buyers were simply looking to acquire something that would bring in even more, especially ones with disposable income.

For some reason, I'm a little saddened by this -- it takes me by surprise, and I'm not even sure why. For anyone who didn't write there during a period where something like this seemed obv ridiculous, it probably makes all the sense in the world.

Dominique, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

i'm more excited by the village voice thing. that could be a good thing!

scott seward, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link

http://pitchfork.com/news/61621-pitchfork-acquired-by-conde-nast/

scott seward, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

if that link had just gone directly to the "monkey drinking his own piss" gif, all would have been forgiven

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link

official "indie music" is no longer indie decree

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link

actually, it seems hard to imagine much would change beyond the things that always change w acquisitions (new upper mgmt, some staff cutting, likely subtle changes in branding over a long period of time). As a writer, I'd be worried that they'd want pitches that would guarantee clicks, as opposed to, say, the new DJ Spinn EP, but I guess we'll see...

Dominique, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link

Does that mean they might actually review a Taylor Swift album instead of vaguely referencing it's existence in other reviews?

MarkoP, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:35 (eight years ago) link

building brands marked by editorial integrity

they say brand a lot

must be from the time they read no logo during a slow period in the late 90s

j., Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link

lol i did not know they don't review t swift albums, kind of embarrassing when 1989 made their best albums of 2014 list

marcos, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link

I assume Pitchfork is going to re-brand as sort of an indie-oriented Maxim

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link

to compete with the newly rebranded Playboy's married boomer Maxim

Dominique, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link

as long as i can still write about kenny rogers records in their magazine, i'm good...

scott seward, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link

Vice, key to the future

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link

this means Pitchfork's gonna get a comments function imo

tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link

for a preview of the pitchfork comments section i recommend their facebook page

insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link

I can't even. . .

austinato (Austin), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:06 (eight years ago) link

lol i did not know they don't review t swift albums

I'm sure they've had reviews ready to run, but no editor wanted to push the publish button and go down in history as the guy who infected the millennial male population with cooties

Why because she True and Interesting (President Keyes), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:09 (eight years ago) link

Maybe Pitchfork will become like the new rebranded nme

Cosmic Slop, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link

plz summarize the 'males' thing as i am not loading all the posts

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:23 (eight years ago) link

"passionate millenial males" cited in Conde Naste press release

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:26 (eight years ago) link

ah

conde nastaaaaay

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

Ryan Schreiber ‏@ryanpitchfork 9m9 minutes ago
Women are a huge part of Pitchfork’s staff and readership. We’re totally about reaching all music fans everywhere.

scott seward, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link

well that settles it

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link

How much are they about reaching all music fans everywhere, again?

schwantz, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:37 (eight years ago) link

it's been alluded to by some of you already, but this suggests that Conde is alarmed by Vice.

veronica moser, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link

I liked early pitchfork and Ryan's reviews because back then they didn't disguise their awfulness. Now it's so disguised that idiots actually think pitchfork is good

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link

i wonder if there'll be any company christmas parties where pitchfork contributors get to socialize with conde nast c-suite executives

some dude, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link

everything is awful imo

μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link

wish The Dissolve was part of the deal tbh

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQp8XiFKiBw

The Once-ler, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link

xpost OTM. Wish CN had bought and/or incorporated the Dissolve instead.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link

Take that back, looks like it's the same thing.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link

late addition to the 80's list that ILX reminded me of: Cherelle's "I Didn't Mean To Turn You On"

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 October 2015 05:28 (eight years ago) link

millennial males HATE this one awesome song

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 October 2015 05:28 (eight years ago) link

I mean the quote came off poorly but the magazine & website business has been selling specific demographics to advertisers since forever. The only sin committed here was honesty.

Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 12:32 (eight years ago) link

The rating system seems fundamentally broken in how high it's skewing. I mean, I love John Carpenter, but surely there's no way this is worth more than about a 5.0.

http://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/21126-lost-themes-remixed/

Position Position, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 13:26 (eight years ago) link

"the master"

Wimmels, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link

i feel like that's not really thread-worthy. it's the allmusic sliding-scale thing. "if you are interested enough in the idea of this record to read a review of this record, it's probably around a seven for you."

♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link


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