OK, which one of you is @BARTSIMSON_REAL?

https://twitter.com/walthaas26

another weird twitter celeb gets a book deal

Gerry Adams' twitter feed is one of my favourite things about the internet

https://twitter.com/wifeleftmebot

idk why this makes me more mad than the nomral tweet stealing that happens on the twitter

http://i.imgur.com/VCIAMys.png

http://i.imgur.com/WeFlbPc.png

a heinous act of butchery, failing to grasp a joke yr stealing is unforgivable

if ur gonna steal a joke just steal it dont steal it and ruin it thats disrespectful

I confess that i steal lagoons retweets

rude

i agree its better phrased but what's there to get in the og tweet beside overliteral interpretation of 'outside of a dog' that the joke butcher doesn't grasp?

Connection between book and knowledge

ty

the utilitylimb tweet is itself a riff on an old groucho marx line ("inside of a dog, it's too dark to read") but takes it to a surreal conclusion; the stolen version just poorly imitates the surface style without understanding why its effective

I didn't know that groucho line but obviously I love it. this joke is clearly awaiting further iterations and developments but MILTRON doesn't seem to be the right guy for the job

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CcuS9ofXIAA1nv4.jpg

(possibly terrible)

cld be a poor idea

the tshirt line makes me think its a joke

uh oh

cof cof cof gimme it

wt should get into marketing

i am willing to promote yr rand for free cof

I am excited to share this: https://twitter.com/brianpilton

Brian, Exeter

RIP bill hitchert

We're watching the Tim peake news on the tele and I said to my wife that I'm over the moon for him which made her laugh

Brian, Exeter

"the official coffee company of weird Twitter"

https://twitter.com/michaelmaria16

one of my favorite twitter accounts is @postcrunk, he tweets relatively infrequently, and it's always sociopolitical commentary, totally out of step with his handle and the avatar of the rainbow wolf, like was this always this person's fuck style, i can't tell

https://twitter.com/postcrunk

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk 3h3 hours ago
capitalism is not just mansions and yachts
capitalism is dying alone in the streets with your last dollar

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 6
bruh the fetishization of youth is a byproduct of capitalism

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 5
you can create something that changes the world no matter what anyone tells you

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 4
the body language learned from advertisements

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Mar 2
first black u.s. president: supports oligarchy, bombs middle east
first female u.s. president: supports oligarchy, bombs middle east

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Feb 29
fictional characters can undermine real authority

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Feb 28
we manage our emotions with pills and express them with emojis

lord crunkington III ‏@postcrunk Feb 27
90's nostalgia because we're unwilling to reconcile with what we've become

wow swarthy villian very angry bad vibes unfollowed

account suspended. what happened?

repeatedly challenging ben dreyfuss to a fight for being a rich kid is at least what i saw lol it was pretty weird and lame

the tweets seem to be ...gone... now https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic

weird and lame twitter

it seemed like it was mostly tony tendys that was harassing ben dreyfuss last night, although he thankfully didnt get b& over it

how much those dudes h8 rich nyc media bros is kinda embarrassing, although i have no problem with the harassment its usually not v funny

its because they want to be nyc media bros but all the jobs are taken by richard dryfusses children

SwarthyV is good at harassmentlols but a lot of the extended posse just aren't creative enough with it and make it embarrassing and juvenile. like when some milquetoast lib pundit says something critical of bernie and six people with handles like @hitlerboner are all tweeting "GO DIE OF AIDS BITCH"... kinda lame

even felix is mostly just the same 'Hi im Covington Barnes-Oxley of Shitmanor Fields, CT. I dont understand how turnstiles work because i take a helicopter to work everyday at my media job. Something about an obscure Yemini Al-Queda affiliate' style 'owns' which, yes, these ppl are all terrible nepotism-benefiting imbeciles, i know, i am one of them. we're still not whats preventing bernie sanders from becoming president and you having a nicer apartment on the L or w/e

that's a good felix impression lol

i still remember a good one of his- 'chalmers mush of dorkville mn' confused about why BLM is mad while bag boy brings groceries to his porche cayenne

lmao gj lamp

fave detail abt this twitter personage is that he was apparently a bouncer at some bar w/in crawling distance of me like a year and a half ago

personal taste of course but i thought his thing was better when he was making fun of kurt schlichter and john schindler than 'mainstream political media'

yeah being a hater is much better when ur just a cool guy who doesnt really care rather than complaining abt how u shd have the job someone else has

is he part of that BRO PAIR / mobute group

ya i think he is becoming one of those guys

its funny how ppl who r so good on twitter are so bad and gonzo when they write long

so much pulling the scales from the eyes

like hmmm i am very successful in this format that rewards pithiness i will learn nothing from that

everyone could use an editor

the carl diggler stuff is fun