WE'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet."

just about choked on my morning coffee, well played, pplains

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link

"Though Westy was already racking up the endorsement deals on the junior circuit, his older sister Kara couldn't get her mind off the gentle guy who sprayed off the ramps every evening..."

xp

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/4rUnuoN.gif

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 14:51 (eight years ago) link

aww, that one's cute

very foggy too

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link

I hate to say this because there may even be ILXors on here who are in this situation, but – if there's more than a foot between you and your partner's height, first thing anyone's going to think when they meet the two of you is "wonder in what position these two do most of their fucking in."

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link

yeah but that's a great icebreaker question

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 5 October 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link

I have a few female friends who are about five feet tall who have dated multiple dudes over six feet tall and I got one to admit the height disparity is totally "a thing" as far as attraction goes

never quite got to that particular q though

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 5 October 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link

I was gonna post the original photo, but this one was funnier.

http://i.imgur.com/flQgqW6.jpg

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

"We're a couple whose world is centered on love. Wouldn't it trade it for anything!"

http://i.imgur.com/mZyFF0i.jpg

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link

when your photographer is really into planes

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 5 October 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link

Or the Golden Girls intro.

pplains, Monday, 5 October 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link

/"But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet."
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just about choked on my morning coffee, well played, pplains

LOL yes A+

carl agatha, Monday, 5 October 2015 23:27 (eight years ago) link

lol pplains

drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 11:12 (eight years ago) link

11 Wedding Photosets that Launched Modeling Careers (you won't believe #5!!)

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link

lol otm

drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:36 (eight years ago) link

Impressive manspread on that last one.

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:49 (eight years ago) link

raw | photo | design

http://i.imgur.com/0O3jqlI.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 12:58 (eight years ago) link

http://www.tobiahtayo.com/blogpics/images/daron&sarah/eng/arch.jpg

soref, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:06 (eight years ago) link

whoa, it's like a reverse Chia pet!

pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:08 (eight years ago) link

xps omg (how did i miss that)
now there's a photo
don't want to know what's in that bag(?)

drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:10 (eight years ago) link

it was making me think of Bewitched, like she's just nodded and that confused looking man appeared

soref, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:11 (eight years ago) link

maybe it's her state farm agent.

pplains, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:16 (eight years ago) link

lol
they both look confused
the supernatural light is a nice touch

drash, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:24 (eight years ago) link

not-so-Slender Man

Neil S, Tuesday, 6 October 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/yukzxDj.jpg

, Thursday, 10 December 2015 12:44 (eight years ago) link

I'm Chris Christie and I approve of this message

Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:04 (eight years ago) link

i wavered between posting this here and posting it in your thread

, Thursday, 10 December 2015 13:13 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/CtIm6Tj.jpg

"Well, ok, but you do know what the word 'engaged' means, right?"

http://i.imgur.com/esVxwYC.jpg

"YES. THIS IS FUN. GATHERING UP THE LEAVES AND DROPPING THEM. I AM HAVING FUN, YES."

http://i.imgur.com/SFXZDpF.jpg

"Really? We're just going to drive past another exit like that?"
"Yup."

http://i.imgur.com/ShmYyN4.jpg

You know what zombies really hate? Foot odor.

http://i.imgur.com/wZVkLkF.jpg

Hey there, 1947 called. Said it wanted its dignity back.

http://i.imgur.com/TZkKh91.jpg

"There is nothing quite like being alone with you,"

http://i.imgur.com/q4UMQpA.jpg

"No layers left to uncover,"

http://i.imgur.com/eSAPs9Z.jpg

"Feeling my body quivering inside you–"
"–OK, I'm going to go back to the car now?"

pplains, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link

omg her face in that last triptych

you do v important, excellent work here, pplains

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 29 June 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link

""But Philadelphia police said there was nothing they could do if Weldon hadn't committed a crime yet"

This nearly killed me again just now.

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 23:42 (seven years ago) link

One of my top 5 all-time favorite threads on ILX

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 30 June 2016 12:31 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RF7Jyvi.jpg

"No, no, it's fine. It's... I can tell you spent a lot of time on it."

pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 13:59 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/cprlbAd.jpg

"Wait. Is it C or C to the 9th? 'I hear the clock and it's–' Ok, definitely a C9. I think."

pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

I adore this couple, btw.

So happy Snowden found a bride after all.

pplains, Thursday, 30 June 2016 14:03 (seven years ago) link

brad's dad still says "chyla" like he's hearing it for the first time

goole, Thursday, 30 June 2016 16:34 (seven years ago) link

chyla is https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chyle

assawoman bay (harbl), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:30 (seven years ago) link

eh I'd fuck him

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 June 2016 23:31 (seven years ago) link

She's playing Chyla's famous Jason MraZ

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/naJK7D2.jpg

pplains, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:31 (seven years ago) link

haha. that's great

micah, Monday, 18 July 2016 00:32 (seven years ago) link

Lmao

Spottie, Monday, 18 July 2016 03:42 (seven years ago) link

please tell me that's a series

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Sunday, 24 July 2016 18:44 (seven years ago) link

think that one goes in WE'RE EXPECTING !!!!!!

pplains, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link

I think.

pplains, Sunday, 24 July 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

she's got a fresh mushroom in her jar

assawoman bay (harbl), Monday, 25 July 2016 00:35 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cof7lRDUkAAj9J_.jpg:small

mookieproof, Saturday, 30 July 2016 20:20 (seven years ago) link

two great images for the price of one!

*boak*

kinder, Saturday, 30 July 2016 20:40 (seven years ago) link

ten months pass...

o.....................................k

these are some great engagement photos pic.twitter.com/BqZscYFwz0

— BEO Speedwulf (@crulge) June 5, 2017

goole, Monday, 5 June 2017 18:13 (six years ago) link


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