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just a man
with a man's courage

mookieproof, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link

You don't have to capitalize some of those words, Neil.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link

it depends if they asre nametag/lanyard categories

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:35 (eight years ago) link

He could capitalize deGrasse though, but I respect his decision.

pplains, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link

lol it'd been funny if he'd replied 'fuck off nerd'.

balls, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 22:52 (eight years ago) link

snowden seems like a totally normal boring person who did one thing one time, i mean i still followed him but

are they seriously gonna make tweets more than 140 characters? so fucked if true

flopson, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 23:53 (eight years ago) link

it's crazy how the ppl who own twitter don't seem to understand what it is or what its appeal is... like sometimes reading shit they say you'd think they expect it to become facebook

flopson, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 23:53 (eight years ago) link

unless it's like 150 characters that's a horrible idea

balls, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 00:03 (eight years ago) link

Seems to be less about what the appeal of Twitter is to current users, more about what the perceived appeal would be to new users. Not sure that would get a lot of new users though.

Jeff, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 00:09 (eight years ago) link

are they seriously gonna make tweets more than 140 characters? so fucked if true

they should just add two zeros to that and we can all publish peer-reviewed scholarly articles on twitter.

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 00:18 (eight years ago) link

"In the following tweet, I first examine the opportunity costs of the proposed legislation, followed by a discussion of some of the crucial challenges to implementation..."

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link

Lol

marcos, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 00:25 (eight years ago) link

add fp function to twitter

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 00:47 (eight years ago) link

John Herrman ‏@jwherrman 10h10 hours ago
it's not a "character limit" thing, it's embedded posts to replace links

suspect this is right

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link

like u cld blog on twitter but its not actually a longer tweet, its a thing thats embedded in the tweet that u have to click through to to see all of my guess

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:16 (eight years ago) link

twitter prob being coy abt it to goose the media

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:18 (eight years ago) link

/twitter.com users

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:18 (eight years ago) link

wait so is it something so you can share a link but you don't have to waste characters sharing the link or whatever?

balls, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:20 (eight years ago) link

maybe a place on twitter where you can write longer than 140 characters but its not a tweet? u link to it from a tweet

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:28 (eight years ago) link

hear twitter is buying twitlonger.zz for $5B

crime breeze (schlump), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:36 (eight years ago) link

m/l

lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:37 (eight years ago) link

i once worked with a lady who had been married to Chris Barron. it took a lot of willpower for me to not ask her if her father had disowned her.

some dude, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 04:12 (eight years ago) link

Who'd she marry next? One of the Blowfish?

pplains, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 04:25 (eight years ago) link

lol some dude

kinder, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 09:57 (eight years ago) link

I was bored (or shall I say alienated) by this account, now a bk:

https://lareviewofbooks.org/review/texts-for-nothing

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:16 (eight years ago) link

Ha, Chris Barron is following me now, too.

jaymc, Friday, 2 October 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link

mute .@'s would be a good feature

flopson, Saturday, 3 October 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

Tweetbot has regex keyword muting.

https://github.com/justin/SilencedBots/blob/master/RegEx-Filters.md

Out of context public replies should do it.

Jeff, Saturday, 3 October 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link

The FBI has a Twitter account. Weird

calstars, Saturday, 3 October 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/ihop/status/655865945689358337

mookieproof, Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:21 (eight years ago) link

i don't really "get" moments

k3vin k., Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:39 (eight years ago) link

its one of those things u occasionally tap on accidentally

lag∞n, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:20 (eight years ago) link

yet another jeopardy answer to which I would answer "the g-spot"

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:25 (eight years ago) link

this little bird tweets when you move your finger up and down on it

F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 19 October 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link

dud

If Twitter were to disappear tomorrow, what would take its place?

calstars, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 02:09 (eight years ago) link

carrier pigeons

zoso def (m bison), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link

Weibo

pizza rolls are a food that exists (silby), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 04:05 (eight years ago) link

vomiting, diarrhea, restless leg syndrome

jill's got heroin (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 04:57 (eight years ago) link

wens

lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 06:07 (eight years ago) link

"For anyone who has to lay off employees—perhaps for a founder in particular—it is a painful, soul-searing process."

I'm sure he's crying himself to sleep over the little people who were hired when he wasn't running the company.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 07:59 (eight years ago) link

polls lol

lag∞n, Friday, 23 October 2015 21:53 (eight years ago) link

i know! what the fuck

goole, Friday, 23 October 2015 22:00 (eight years ago) link

we so should do that poll here

xyzzzz__, Friday, 23 October 2015 22:14 (eight years ago) link

been enjoying polls

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 October 2015 06:45 (eight years ago) link

stet, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link


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