The Trader Joe's Product Discussion Thread (S/D)

They brought some discontinued products back...veggie burritos and black bean and corn enchiladas. Veggie burritos are good although they have a surprising amount of fat...also they have really elaborate instructions for microwave burritos imo (you have to run them underwater, and puncture them which is really hard to do w a frozen burrito at least for me).

Black bean and corn enchiladas are pretty basic and healthy but are tasty w some hot sauce.

The 'heat and serve' roasted rack of lamb was on sale so I'm giving it a shot tonight. I don't think I've ever had re-heated lamb but I'm not expecting brilliance.

i will pray for u

it sounds...not good

Green plumcots.

The rack of lamb was... okay. Very garlicky, which was a bonus. Maybe lamb is just so damn mild I need it to be spicy to really enjoy.

xp YOU'RE green plumcots

I wish. I would devour myself.

Is this Green Dragon sauce a new thing? Tomatillo/jalapeño in a squeeze bottle, loving it.

it's not bad! it has a tartness that's not just vinegary. tomatillo, there you have it

FUUUUCK I went to TJs yesterday and forgot to buy the Milano cookies noooooooooooooo

Where IS that Green Dragon sauce? I couldn't find it yesterday and they were busy, didn't want to bother an employee.

Is it refrigerated, I mean, because I didn't see it in the hot sauce section.

it was on an aisle end cap when I was there, as a new product

wasn't refrigerated here, just in w/ other assorted hot sauces in addition to end cap

give a big miss to their "mango ginger chutney," putting that in quotation marks because it tastes EXACTLY like sweet chili sauce, don't let the orange color fool you. which is fine, i like sweet chili sauce, but they are definitely not interchangable.

i sampled the sriracha ranch dressing recently, it's wayy too spicy to use as a dressing imo unless you are a spicy field but it would probably make a good dip.

Intriguing. I already mix sriracha and ranch dressing together to dip tater tots into (I AM A DISGUSTING SAVAGE AMA). This could save me minutes per year of mixing things!

Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw

i've also been on a trader joe's salad kick so i can heartily recommend the arugula chicken salad, the mexicali salad, the chicken and roasted beets salad and the butternut squash/quinoa/wheatberry salad. all really tasty.

right now i'm eating the kale and cauliflower curry salad...it's weird. the kale in it wasn't cut from the stems (and these are thick stems, about 1cm in diameter) which i thought was a universal requirement for pre-made kale salads?

I had an interview at Trader Joe's world HQ two weeks ago and it was kinda nuts. Every single person in that office aside from the CEO has a cubicle.. And yes, they wear hawaiian shirts.

would it kill them to make more prepared dishes with fake meat in them? Every goddamn thing is chicken chicken chicken.

and not good chicken, either, always tastes kind of gross. I just pick it out. Sorry, chickens.

Also yeah the kale and cauliflower salad is like eating a chopped up umbrella with some cauliflower and sultanas.

lol @ chopped up umbrella

"I had an interview at Trader Joe's world HQ two weeks ago..."

Is this still in So Cal? (Monrovia?)

btw I'm completely reversing my recommendation of the mexicali salad...I just bought one and it's definitely changed since I last had one a year or so ago, yuck.

Finally found the Green Dragon sauce to be told that they're going to stop having it. So I hope I like it. But not too much.

http://i.imgur.com/tsxccnS.jpg ??

HOLY SMOKES the black bean and cheese taquitos are AMAAAAZING

Did they get rid of the vegetarian chili? Motherfuckers.

yes that is a baffling move

I tried the gingerbread latte instant mix and give it two thumbs down. Very odd tasting.

I really want to find an instant latte mix without trans fats that's tasty, this isn't it unfortunately.

dinner last night, all quite good:

steamed chicken soup DUMPLINGS!
Korean-inspired pork shoulder
Asian vegetables with Beijing style soy sauce
Organic jasmine rice

The 2015 Vintage beer from Unibroue has arrived and it's excellent as usual - the biggest bargain in beer.

Unibrow? is that beer that makes you look like John Stamos?

ooh time to buy the beers

it actually turns you into a Québécois person

Last year (I think) the price jumped a dollar, but still a great deal.

Lemur tea is back.

I'd never had a good frozen mac & cheese so I never tried TJs until I was hungover and shopping for dinner today. Holy shit.

you don't like stouffer's? but yeah agreed that tj's mac n cheese is pretty great

i just ate it for lunch last week, still amazing

sooo good

also shoutout to those little pb&j chocolate bars

I think it was only $2.99? When you factor in milk and butter and time, I think that's even cheaper than Kraft M&C.

any time i hit up tj's (which isn't super often cuz it's not that near by) i end up buying some of that mac n cheese and some of that $3 chicken fried rice, in theory just to have on hand in the freezer when i don't feel like taking the time to cook but that mac n cheese is always gone in like 48 hours

I didn't dig the chicken fried rice the one time I bought it, but a friend suggested replacing their "1 tbsp of oil" with way more ghee or something.

it helps that the chinese food options in this town are fucking pitiful and overpriced

http://luckypeach.com/the-trader-joes-snacks-power-rankings-part-ii/

"One minor problem: the slick, oily residue on the outside of these things. It’s meant to resemble butter coating, but it doesn’t, and it’s not really necessary. It makes the snack a little lardaceous and overwhelming after a while."

And then he ranks it number 1.

Anyway the blister peanuts clobber all these snacks

wtf, the everything crackers and the mini cheese sandwiches are AWESOME!!!

Love those little cheese sandwich crackers. We get them ostensibly for Ivy and I end up eating more of them than she does.