i occasionally have to chase my longhair cat round the house to wipe errant streaks of shit from her luxuriously-upholstered, lily-white butt. she hates it, i hate it, it is the worst thing in the world (although tbf worse is her habit of daintily wiping her butt on the bannisters of our staircase if we leave her dirty and unattended for too long)
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 13:44 (eight years ago) link
I honestly think it's grosser that we've somehow convinced ourselves that wiping is sufficient as a clean-up method.
― WHO POOPED IN MY SHOE (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 13:08 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
oh christ a bidet bore
― Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 14:32 (eight years ago) link
A washcloth will suffice.
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:02 (eight years ago) link
baby wipes are good too
― marcos, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link
honestly i think it was some of those ass-eating threads on ILTMI and choice posts from poster a booty cleaner that inspired me to maintain a cleaner ass than regular wiping would do
― marcos, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:04 (eight years ago) link
would never have guessed that old lunch is really terrence howard
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link
You Gotta Wash Your Ass!
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link
I am, admittedly, adopting the position of agent provocateur itt. In much the same way as I try not to think too much about the sausage I'm eating, I find that it helps not to focus on the fact that a flimsy sheet of Charmin is all that separates us from innumerable fecal encounters.
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link
are you advocating mandatory colostomies
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link
I'd just like everyone to make the best and most responsible choice in that regard.
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 1 September 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link