pitchfork is dumb (#34985859340293849494 in a series.)

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (22860 of them)

srsly!

how's life, Friday, 28 August 2015 22:55 (eight years ago) link

ha I'm skimming through their 90s list and found the answer to "Where's George Michael?"

best beloved george benson (The Reverend), Friday, 28 August 2015 23:38 (eight years ago) link

still discussing the '80s list...

Another two notable "re-writing of canon" omissions that would have been included 10-20 years ago are "Take On Me" and "Don't You Forget About Me."

billstevejim, Monday, 31 August 2015 04:48 (eight years ago) link

seems like a lot of big well respected MTV staples missed out. i mean, "Come On Eileen," shit.

some dude, Monday, 31 August 2015 05:01 (eight years ago) link

Yeah, that was the other one that surprised me earlier along with "Don't Stop Believing."

billstevejim, Monday, 31 August 2015 05:03 (eight years ago) link

They probably could've dumped something in favor of one of the singles from Pyromania or Hysteria. Even one of the GNR placements.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 31 August 2015 05:13 (eight years ago) link

as someone who wasn't around for "Come On Eileen" the fact that anyone thinks it's anything but utter and complete shit is mind-boggling

for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Monday, 31 August 2015 05:16 (eight years ago) link

like, I'm half-convinced everyone is collectively trolling, that's how bad it is

for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Monday, 31 August 2015 05:18 (eight years ago) link

as someone who wasn't around for "Come On Eileen" the fact that anyone thinks it's anything but utter and complete shit is mind-boggling
--for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine)

I like "Come on Eileen," but it's a real dumb pole to hang your "but white people made music too flag on"

Now Dom Go Suggbanizer Way (Why?) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 31 August 2015 05:23 (eight years ago) link

Dexys were a fine band, and Come on Eileen was a pretty good single, but the way some people ride or die for them doesn't make any sense to me.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 31 August 2015 05:28 (eight years ago) link

Like at least start with the lack of Police and Devo before working your way down to DEXYS MIDNIGHT RUNNERS TURALORLALALAY

Now Dom Go Suggbanizer Way (Why?) (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 31 August 2015 05:29 (eight years ago) link

overreacting to the supposed overreaction nobody actually had is so fun

some dude, Monday, 31 August 2015 06:31 (eight years ago) link

is the veneration of Dexys/Kevin Rowland as a godlike genius mostly a UK thing? I get the impression that they are largely seen a one hit wonder in North America?

soref, Monday, 31 August 2015 08:38 (eight years ago) link

I'd venture a guess that most people in the US who know Come on Eileen don't even know the name of the band who recorded it.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 31 August 2015 08:41 (eight years ago) link

the veneration of Dexys hasn't got much to do with "Come On Eileen"

MC Whistler (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 August 2015 08:43 (eight years ago) link

Fuck The Police

nashwan, Monday, 31 August 2015 08:48 (eight years ago) link

Save Ferris, duh

how's life, Monday, 31 August 2015 09:03 (eight years ago) link

Tom Ewing gave "Come On Eileen" a rare perfect ten in that review-every-number-one-single-ever blog.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 31 August 2015 10:38 (eight years ago) link

there are about 20 B-52s songs i would put on a list before come on eileen. and i liked come on eileen! i even bought the 45 when it came out. it began and ended my interest in that band. i'd vote for safety dance over come on eileen too.

scott seward, Monday, 31 August 2015 12:26 (eight years ago) link

Searching For the Young Soul Rebels rules u yank wankers

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 12:29 (eight years ago) link

we know brits love that one. it's okay. we have actual soul music here though...

scott seward, Monday, 31 August 2015 12:57 (eight years ago) link

we gave lots of money to brits when they honored our aretha franklin and smokey robinson though. we really appreciated that. and of course our beloved johnny ray.

scott seward, Monday, 31 August 2015 13:04 (eight years ago) link

(psst skot i know i'm from the usa, the real usa too not the east coast)
i still think it's a good new wave soul record, not everything has to be authentic

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link

i mean i'm sure out there u guys are like "dexy's? pish posh, someone have my butler send a sternly worded telegram to the great gatsby, i'll be in my drawing room smoking a pipe" but out here we like em

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 13:41 (eight years ago) link

as someone who wasn't around for "Come On Eileen" the fact that anyone thinks it's anything but utter and complete shit is mind-boggling

― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Monday, August 31, 2015 1:16 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like, I'm half-convinced everyone is collectively trolling, that's how bad it is

― for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Monday, August 31, 2015 1:18 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yea I am with you, that song is total garbage

marcos, Monday, 31 August 2015 13:49 (eight years ago) link

people ask me for pogues records a lot.

scott seward, Monday, 31 August 2015 13:51 (eight years ago) link

its nice to know that uh the heartland or wherever loves dexys midnight runners though. i guess.

scott seward, Monday, 31 August 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link

actually nobody does except come on eileen

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 13:55 (eight years ago) link

i am a fan of "jackie wilson said" anyway. by van. the man.

scott seward, Monday, 31 August 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link

Love the Pogues, but a good example of a band that released several great records in the '80s but prolly didn't need a song on the list, save maybe "Fairytale," and even then, I'd put lots of second or third songs from represented bands on the list before that one. I assume no one under 30 listens to the Pogues.

Have the Arcade Fire covered Come on Eileen? Because even if they didn't they probably did.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 31 August 2015 14:08 (eight years ago) link

Dexys Midnight Runners are one of my favourite groups ever. I'm British but I now live in Minnesota. A few years back I put Searching For The Young Soul Rebels on at a party here it not go down well with a bunch of bluegrass fans. It got turned off so people could have a jam instead with several people saying "Let's turn this shit off and get some real music on"

If there are people that have only heard Come On Eileen by them I'd imagine songs like Let's Make This Precious or This Is What She's Like (The full 13 minute version) might comes as a bit of a surprise. They certainly were for me when I first heard them.

Kitchen Person, Monday, 31 August 2015 14:13 (eight years ago) link

i still think it's a good new wave soul record, not everything has to be authentic

I don't know what soul records "Come on Eileen" even barely resembles. I think DMR were innovative, although I guess you could put it in a genre category with "Our House" and "Just Got Lucky" and maybe some other things of that time.

timellison, Monday, 31 August 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

Eh, Madness was much more than "Our House." In many ways they were essentially the (a) blueprint for stuff like Blur.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 31 August 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link

"come on eileen" is a slammer

flopson, Monday, 31 August 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link

i love just got lucky! hey, i was a roman holiday fan in the 80's. authenticity not big on my list of essentials.

scott seward, Monday, 31 August 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link

"fake" soul and r&b some of my all-time favorite 80's moments. Modern Romance are in my canon in a big way.

scott seward, Monday, 31 August 2015 15:44 (eight years ago) link

genre tags for Modern Romance on wiki: Pop, salsa, dance, R&B, mambo, electronic, new wave, Afro-Cuban, blues, soul, disco

scott seward, Monday, 31 August 2015 15:46 (eight years ago) link

Dexies rule.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 31 August 2015 15:49 (eight years ago) link

"Come On Eileen" is an ok song, as are the other 3 I noted earlier. But a few of you are misunderstanding that I'm happy the list doesn't include these, which IMO were all kinda oddly canonized throughout the '90s and '00s.

billstevejim, Monday, 31 August 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link

Eileen may be "played" (lol is it just me or does "played" sound terribly nonchalant?) but it's a great song

niels, Monday, 31 August 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link

tell me when my light turns green rules

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 August 2015 16:54 (eight years ago) link

i love "come on eileen"

dyl, Monday, 31 August 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link

count me in on the pro-Dexys faction

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Monday, 31 August 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link

dexys are cool, they're like The Cure with trombones

brimstead, Monday, 31 August 2015 18:54 (eight years ago) link

Then one May morning the unthinkable happened: Chinx was killed as shots were fired at his car outside of a venue he’d just performed.

in the context of the rest of the review, "unthinkable" seems a bit of a stretch

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 19:25 (eight years ago) link

An asian-american reclaiming the epithet, I presume?

how's life, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link

no not asian american

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link

homie, matter fact...

posts baloney - whine iverson (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 8 September 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link

I don't know exactly why it bugs me so much but I could do without ever seeing another album described as a victory lap.

JoeStork, Tuesday, 8 September 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link

Would prefer an album declared a band's walk of shame.

sctttnnnt (pgwp), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 00:40 (eight years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.