rolling fuck this shit worst songs of 2015 thread

I like the beat and the group rap sections

canadian artists trying very hard to replicate the sound from "the hampster dance" and the rednex version of "cotton eyed joe"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAeWAwdZf9I

Either the song is called "Baby Dic" & the artist is Death Metal Dizzle or the song is "Death Metal Dizzle" and the artist is Baby Dic, either way ummmm man what a horrifying new rap metal hybrid

https://m.soundcloud.com/wbeix7ns995f/baby-dic-death-metal-dizzle-d

Wow, the Fred Durst revival has begun already? BAD

xxp It does have the banjo like Hampster Dance and Rednex, but it's lacking the overbearing desire to annoy that made us love those songs. Imo Coleman Hell is aiming to be Rednex but has fallen short (i.e. Mumford).

canadian artists trying very hard to replicate the sound from "the hampster dance" and the rednex version of "cotton eyed joe"

i read this description and eagerly clicked the video expecting to enjoy it immensely but it's not campy at all ;(

Grateful to have lived through hearing Coleman Hell back to back on the radio with this winner:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZmrhezlPp0

as usual, i don't hate Macklemore as much as the rest of ilm, tho i agree he's the worst thing about that song.

legit lol at "i'm going 38 Dan, chill the fuck out, mow yr damn lawn and sit the hell down"

legit lol at "i'm going 38 Dan, chill the fuck out, mow yr damn lawn and sit the hell down"

song is obnoxious af, but kinda fun once?

Grateful to have lived through hearing Coleman Hell back to back on the radio with this winner:

damn, that's rough.

BTW I guess the guy is named Baby Dic he has a "Baby Dic Regime" fb page

technically an older song, but in light of elle king having a proper breakthrough single it's time to revisit what could have been and could still be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZgg9SIWfI0

this is pretty bad even if you leave aside the colonialism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kscIIG2lvQo

What's "38 Dan" ?

"I'm going 38 (miles per hour), Dan!"

oh duh, I guess I thought I was missing some reference

I also only just realized that that really is Kool Moe Dee, Grandmaster Caz and Mellie Mel rapping (not just their names on the theater marquee for nostalgia).

yeah their part was cool

macklemore's def dropping his new jersey

haha, i read that ^ as he's unveiling, like, a new basketball jersey on the merch section of his website, and it says Macklemore on the back and Downtown on the front where the city name would go, and he'd probably be #2 because, y'know, dropping a deuce

I'm deeply conflicted on best/worst here:

Alaska Thunderfuck - This Is My Hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9RQlv5iXHI

SHUT UP THIS SONG IS THE BEST GET IT OFF THIS THREAD ASAP

did Slim Jesus shoot up this thread yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cw3eLk8Gu8

impressive for how quickly it establishes itself as garbage

yuck.

what, is this the crazy frog kid ten years later?

Slim Jesus a viral star? The old generation of viral stars must be facepalming in their graves.

On the question "Does This Is My Hair belong here?", I was tempted to say yes, but that song seems pretty unremarkable, even dull, to me. The video and bad jokes do make it quite annoying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9sFKrbTITA

"feat. Tyga" - the two most chilling words in the English language

This is a quick, third-quarter reminder that all available tracks mentioned on this thread are being updated to the thread-specific Spotify playlist as posted. I just did another top-to-bottom sweep prior to posting this message and have updated as of today with everything that's been added since first mentioned.

61 tracks, 3+ hours. Good luck getting through it.

Rolling Worst Songs of 2015 Thread Spotify Playlist

haha oh boy i didn't know you were doing that one wow

It's a good year to do a poll!

We'll have to veto out a few entries. I don't think e.g. Joanna Newsom or Demi Lovato can really match the thread's low bar for consensus awfulness

did tyga just boast "i've got the TheraFlu"?

god what a bad song. this kind of lyrical theme is pretty much guaranteed to launch something into this thread, but it manages to get so much of the low-level craft stuff so wrong even while being just about as bone-headed with regard to the premise as i would have guessed.

Maybe not quite on the level on some of the other material here, but not good either:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xe7uutnarWE

Another vote for Macklemore's "Downtown"

xp Even on their weaker material from recent years, Matt Tong was a bright spot. Now they don't even have him (or Gordon) anymore.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

feel obliged to point out that there's a new mercury rev album

Oh Alaska... and every RuPaul's Drag Race contestant with a single dropping for that matter...

(xpost)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzRSOBz1dzk

the new Jesu/Sun Kil Moon song starts out bad - akin to the last SKM record - and then takes a turn for the worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ws8pbDkRzQ

currently winning the thread imo

"NEW AMERICANA" CENSORSHIP WATCH DAY 107: Halsey's video was on TV in New Zealand. These truly are the Halsey-On days. Unfortunately The Edge TV is censoring the "marijuana" line, thus suppressing her meaningful message. (Kiwis barely even know what weed is.) Thanks to a cheapo audio reversal, she now sings "Smoking legal anaaa-wram". I didn't pay much attention to the vid itself, but, like you'd expect, it contains fuzzy VHS effect nonsense and Halsey being tied to a stake.

Even though all the posts on the song here are about radio censorship, we *are* considering "New Americana" one of the worst of '15, right?

Andy Grammar's "Honey, I'm Good" is the only hit single from this year that I actually hate more.

We'll have to let the voters decide :-) For me, there's at least a dozen songs in the thread that I dislike more than "New Americana" – it doesn't push my buttons as much as, say, "Fucking Bitches in the Hood". Anything really lazy and mean-spirited, that's what I like (i.e. hate).

If last year's top 2 is anything to go by, the poll winners won't necessarily be the two most 'unlistenable' songs, but two well-known and terrible songs. I reckon "Marvin Gaye" is a shoo-in, but MAYBE NOT, it's all to play for.

No, Marvin Gaye is absolutely a shoo-in.

few things in life make me as furious as "Honey, I'm Good"

like sure, it'd be great to be the maverick and vote for something other than the well-known consensus pick but "Honey, I'm Good" invokes a kind of rage nothing else matches

same, there have been points where i've put myself and others in serious danger because the first half second ("NA-") came on the radio and 100% of my attention immediately goes to making it stop

there has never been a sound more unpleasant than andy grammer going "NAW NAW"

you guys are seriously not giving due consideration to "#OMW2SYG (Swiggity Swooty)" by SPLURT
don't make me post it again