Is it bad for a baby to see you masturbating?

crop dusting kids is really the only way to communicate with them in a language they understand

Important legal news.

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/08/europe/italy-supreme-court-masturbation/index.html

Italy's highest court has ruled that masturbation in public is not a crime, as long as it is not conducted in the presence of minors

IIRC the same law was already passed in the Netherlands?

It could have made the difference to the Brexit vote!

Just as a side light to show how the world changes, in most of the world and for most of history, poor families (meaning the vast majority) have lived in houses with one or perhaps two rooms, where everyone ate, slept and lived. That included minors along with adults. In northern Europe it often it included a few farm animals, too. Much sexual intercourse happened in those houses in spite of minors being present.

next level

https://www.romper.com/p/mom-who-breastfed-during-sex-has-a-powerful-response-for-her-critics-70099?utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=romper&utm_source=facebook

Look, the Babybjorn was securely fastened, he'd just been fed, I really don't see why people are getting so uptight about my infant son's presence at the bestialitorgy.

and yet my wife won't let me eat a pizza during our coitus

DOUBLE STANDARD

I'm impressed by the implied mastery of physical logistics.

https://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2011/05/iStock_000013788911XSmall1.jpg

xpost Not to mention stamina. An entire pizza!

A new take, found in Elizabeth Von Arnim's The Caravaners

"My hearers will agree with me that such raptures are well enough in a young girl in a white gown, with blue eyes and the washed out virginal appearence one does not dislike at eighteen before Love the Artist has pounced on it and painted it pink, and they will also I think agree that the older and married women must take care to be at all times quiet. Ejaculations of a poetic or ecstatic nature should not, as a rule, pass their lips. They may ejaculate perhaps over a young baby (if it is their own) but that is the one exception; and there is a good reason for this one, the posession of a young baby implying as a general rule a corresponding youth in its mother. I do not think however that it is nice when a woman ejaculates over, say, her tenth young baby."

Jesus fuckin christ

(yes i know it's the alternate usage of 'ejaculate')

so that's where updike got it

updike started this thread??

Tuom Updike

is it bad to masturbate in a room where Nirvana's Nevermind (1991 alternative rock album whose cover shows a naked baby boy, Spencer Elden, swimming underwater with a U.S. dollar bill on a fishhook, in front of him, just out of his reach) is on prominent display?

i love ilx

Be assured, the baby pictured on the album cannot see you masturbating, for it is only a two dimensional representation and not a real baby.

It could be the Phantom Zone

the revive that needed to happen, kudos

as soon as I saw the thread pop back up, I knew