rolling fuck this shit worst songs of 2015 thread

feel like that "strip no more" is somewhere upthread

i like Fall Out Boy but agree that Centuries is absolutely grating

I posted it upthread, for the record I did not suggest it, I think I even voted no on it to avoid the inevitable

can i nominate every single song spotify ads throw up

Strip no more was posted earlier, i suggested "mama said" was a far worse lukas graham single

"Mama Said" is merely forgettable.

today i learned that the semi precious weapons dude has a credit on 'centuries'

New Mackelmore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGhoLcsr8GA

lol that actually seemed promising until he started rapping

goddamn he is garbage

I heard that Lukas Graham song on TSJ and it's without doubt one of the worst singles of the past 10 years. It's truly indefensible.

It's so bad they took it off youtube which is actually good because I wanted to hear it one more time to check if there was anything redeeming about it.

bleeeeeeuch

robbie williams has better flow than that dickbag

Hell, ROBIN Williams does too and he's been dead for a year.

is half-assed aping of Lil Wayne a new thing for him? I haven't kept up.

lol that macklemore song is an unbelievable mess but i sorta....... like everything about it that's not macklemore

i'll show myself out

I feel the same way

That finally made me actually force myself to listen to it and I kinda agree, I really want a Macklemore-free edit. You could easily get 3-4 mins outta that.

I like the beat and the group rap sections

canadian artists trying very hard to replicate the sound from "the hampster dance" and the rednex version of "cotton eyed joe"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAeWAwdZf9I

Either the song is called "Baby Dic" & the artist is Death Metal Dizzle or the song is "Death Metal Dizzle" and the artist is Baby Dic, either way ummmm man what a horrifying new rap metal hybrid

https://m.soundcloud.com/wbeix7ns995f/baby-dic-death-metal-dizzle-d

Wow, the Fred Durst revival has begun already? BAD

xxp It does have the banjo like Hampster Dance and Rednex, but it's lacking the overbearing desire to annoy that made us love those songs. Imo Coleman Hell is aiming to be Rednex but has fallen short (i.e. Mumford).

canadian artists trying very hard to replicate the sound from "the hampster dance" and the rednex version of "cotton eyed joe"

i read this description and eagerly clicked the video expecting to enjoy it immensely but it's not campy at all ;(

Grateful to have lived through hearing Coleman Hell back to back on the radio with this winner:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZmrhezlPp0

as usual, i don't hate Macklemore as much as the rest of ilm, tho i agree he's the worst thing about that song.

legit lol at "i'm going 38 Dan, chill the fuck out, mow yr damn lawn and sit the hell down"

legit lol at "i'm going 38 Dan, chill the fuck out, mow yr damn lawn and sit the hell down"

song is obnoxious af, but kinda fun once?

Grateful to have lived through hearing Coleman Hell back to back on the radio with this winner:

damn, that's rough.

BTW I guess the guy is named Baby Dic he has a "Baby Dic Regime" fb page

technically an older song, but in light of elle king having a proper breakthrough single it's time to revisit what could have been and could still be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZgg9SIWfI0

this is pretty bad even if you leave aside the colonialism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kscIIG2lvQo

What's "38 Dan" ?

"I'm going 38 (miles per hour), Dan!"

oh duh, I guess I thought I was missing some reference

I also only just realized that that really is Kool Moe Dee, Grandmaster Caz and Mellie Mel rapping (not just their names on the theater marquee for nostalgia).

yeah their part was cool

macklemore's def dropping his new jersey

haha, i read that ^ as he's unveiling, like, a new basketball jersey on the merch section of his website, and it says Macklemore on the back and Downtown on the front where the city name would go, and he'd probably be #2 because, y'know, dropping a deuce

I'm deeply conflicted on best/worst here:

Alaska Thunderfuck - This Is My Hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9RQlv5iXHI

SHUT UP THIS SONG IS THE BEST GET IT OFF THIS THREAD ASAP

did Slim Jesus shoot up this thread yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cw3eLk8Gu8

impressive for how quickly it establishes itself as garbage

yuck.

what, is this the crazy frog kid ten years later?

Slim Jesus a viral star? The old generation of viral stars must be facepalming in their graves.

On the question "Does This Is My Hair belong here?", I was tempted to say yes, but that song seems pretty unremarkable, even dull, to me. The video and bad jokes do make it quite annoying.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9sFKrbTITA

"feat. Tyga" - the two most chilling words in the English language

This is a quick, third-quarter reminder that all available tracks mentioned on this thread are being updated to the thread-specific Spotify playlist as posted. I just did another top-to-bottom sweep prior to posting this message and have updated as of today with everything that's been added since first mentioned.

61 tracks, 3+ hours. Good luck getting through it.

Rolling Worst Songs of 2015 Thread Spotify Playlist

haha oh boy i didn't know you were doing that one wow

It's a good year to do a poll!

We'll have to veto out a few entries. I don't think e.g. Joanna Newsom or Demi Lovato can really match the thread's low bar for consensus awfulness