I love having my dog lick peanut butter off my balls

Now, various folk having met him since, I've heard it said that it's essentially a front and in reality he's not necessarily painfully shy but nowhere near as aggro. He obviously does do a lot of writing work and he has friends and defenders here, including Suzy in particular, who often stands up for him, and he's gone through some personal shit which frankly I wouldn't wish on anyone. He apparently does think I really really despise him, which isn't true -- rather, I despised the persona he projected and thought then and think now it was an absolutely horrible way to act and to post, and claiming that it should be taken as a joke or whatever is ridiculously disengenuous. Said persona these days is a lot more restrained and I have no problem with it, but once or twice he's said things that have grated and I'm not pretending to be above it. I don't think a hatchet will ever be buried and I know he still thinks I hate his guts thoroughly and actively, when the truth more simply is that I'm not taking any blame for him acting like a frickin' goof then.

And as Mr. Blount noted, he doesn't feel any sympathy at all for Calum, who judges to be a sexist Tory moron through and through, and in fact has completely shut him down on a variety of fronts. I do tip my hat for that.

God do I hate that whole "I'm big and loud online, but it's just a front, don't hurt me" thing, though.

It's pretty fuckin' lame.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), November 12th, 2004 1:24 AM. (slutsky) (later) - sooooo otm

what can i say - i went through some really bad stuff from 2000 to 2003 ... started to get my life sorted out. and yeah, i was a jerk on here. not asking for forgiveness or anything, it is what it is.

i don't think you hate my guts, ned. i don't hate you. i reckon, as long as i'm not trolling - we are ... just 'whatevers' with each other. i guess, when i said to calum about 'you know what - you'll never meet ned so why be ott concerned' is sort of my reaction.

but yeah - was i a shithead? yes. obviously. am i embarrassed? yes. definitely. do i think people should never mention it again? it would be nice, but hey, people are people, they can do whatever they want. i'm not about to stop them.

have things improved personally? yes. am i as 'angry'? no. should i have done those things on ilxor.com? no. but you know what - you can't reverse shit. it is what it is.

if i could take back half the mess from 2000 to 2001, i would obviously (not just ilxor.com) but i can't.

best,

doomie

i thought it was perfect.

hey, ned, thanks as well.

wtf gb2 lurking 4chan u fucktards

i was trying to find lost lovesongs and all ilx got me was this thread

I much prefer the urban legend where a Spanish television show intends to surprise a teenage girl by broadcasting her reaction to Ricky Martin live across the country. Ricky is hidden in the girl's closet and hidden cameras are set up all over the house. The girl comes home, grabs a jar of peanut butter, and checks the house to make sure she's alone. She then goes into her room, takes off her pants, spreads the peanut butter on her cooch, and calls the family dog over, who commences a-lickin'. Spanish television never quite recovers.
Definitely my favorite urban legend of all time.

-- Dan Perry, Thursday, June 7, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

Why is everyone searching for threads by year right now? Drunkeness?

lololol

I wonder if he still loves it.

Probably.

Do you think the dog used the alphabet trick?

this 1 look interstin

i was trying to find lost lovesongs and all ilx got me was this thread

― luriqua, Wednesday, September 5, 2007 10:39 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gwen guthrie - peanut butter ?

no wait i guess it would have to be a lost lovesong that shares more than "peanut" and "butter" with the thread title

Love - Dog Balls