old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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ralf has a little of the raggett about him there xp

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Saturday, 8 August 2015 06:30 (eight years ago) link

I may have mentioned my love for Spanish pop star Marisol in the past.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MSav8_POlo

Bonus points for being a Communist.

I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, 8 August 2015 07:01 (eight years ago) link

kristin scott thomas yesterday/today/4eva

Yes.

Cue "Photos taken of famous people together" thread.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pj9fJGBMFVQ/TDn4DGoVanI/AAAAAAAAAVg/TngmgHauTBU/s400/Cherry_Moon_29.png

Planned adolescence (Sanpaku), Saturday, 8 August 2015 15:07 (eight years ago) link

^otm

kraftwerk dudes adorkable, yes

drash, Saturday, 8 August 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/G9iQbNmoj0s/hqdefault.jpg
jean eustache

drash, Saturday, 8 August 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link

https://luminous-landscape.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/Picture1.jpg
david hemmings

drash, Saturday, 8 August 2015 23:07 (eight years ago) link

David Hemmings yes!

Super-double bonus "travel back in time for" from my favourite film:

http://www.nycitywoman.com/files/imagecache/slideshow-in-article/JF-DH-Barbarella.jpg

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 06:44 (eight years ago) link

Or would one be travelling into the future for Barbarella? I don't care; I'm going there. To play the orgasmatron.

Also, I've never heard the word "adorkable" applied to a man, but there really is no other word for them. I've got in trouble before for jizzing this all over ILX (warning: bigness) but I don't know if I want to have more of the sex with them or their massive piles of synthesisers here:

https://stevenkellyblog.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/kraftwerk-studio.jpg

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 06:47 (eight years ago) link

lol <3 barbarella

great image with synths; cross reference to the synth wizards picture thread
Synth Wizards - A Picture Thread

drash, Sunday, 9 August 2015 11:56 (eight years ago) link

Think Ralf und Florian belong more on:

Electronic Artist You'd Most Like To Put In Your... Y'Know

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 12:21 (eight years ago) link

http://www.kraftwerk.moxo.cz/images/fotogalerie/florian-schneider-1970.jpg

I have just been taught the phrase "die Rohr verlegen" for my epic KraftNeuClusterCan fan fic. Yes I would very much like to lay that piper, fnar.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 12:26 (eight years ago) link

Piper at the gates of... Y'know

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Sunday, 9 August 2015 12:33 (eight years ago) link

clean-cut cyborg Kraftwerk > longhaired hippie Kraftwerk

imho

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Sunday, 9 August 2015 14:52 (eight years ago) link

Your opinion is RONG.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 15:33 (eight years ago) link

Mind you, I'm not talking about which Kraftwerk I want to listen to, just which Kraftwerk I want to put in my... Y'Know.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link

I have a hard time separating their music from their appearance. I prefer my Deutsche Elektronische Musik to be sleek and sexless and fluteless, so I expect the same of their fashion choices (this applies to everyone but Ralf, who looked pretty much the same at all phases of their career). to be fair I might feel differently if I had any interest in putting Kraftwerk in my [MOD EDIT].

I did some googling to figure out whether Tangerine Dream had ever undergone a Kraftwerk-style makeover, but they never really stopped being shaggy hippie dudes, and it suited them somehow:

http://i.imgur.com/OHX5CpO.jpg?1
http://i.imgur.com/Yx49IIr.jpg?1

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link

this applies to everyone but Ralf

oops, meant to say Florian

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link

Well, Florian went from jaw-length hair and sideburns, to short hair, to no hair. So there's been some change. He's just so distinctive looking I think it's impossible for him to look like anyone else, no matter what styling he has.

But the thing is, I'm sorry, but... sexless? Fluteless, sure, I can understand how free jazz flute isn't to everyone's taste.

I have never understood why people called Kraftwerk's music sexless. OK, maybe the earlier experimental traffic cone stuff is a bit wibbly and rather sexless; Ananas Symphony isn't exactly a banger. But the *music* of the kind of classic period? Are you kidding me? It's dance music! It's incredibly sexy, even while it's austere and restrained - or perhaps that's why it's so sexy, because it's so repressed, it's practically dripping with sex. (And that's not even touching on the lyrical content - like, every hetero(ish) female Kraftwerk fan I've ever known has highlighted the same bits in Computer Love and The Robots - come on! "We are programmed just to do/Anything you want us to" like HELLO! - and so on.)

Sexless... if all that machine music on TEE isn't drop-dead sexy and if the romanticism of e.g. Neon Lights isn't drenched in emotion... well if that stuff isn't considered sexy, then quite frankly I'm not sure what sex is supposed to be.

Granted, this is not the best thread for this, perhaps I should just go and revive one of ILM's 8 billion Kraftwerk threads, but this has always confused me deeply.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link

Because I'm aware that not everyone wants to talk about Kraftwerk as much as I do right now, derailing to here:

Favourite Member of Kraftwerk (classic line-up)

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:53 (eight years ago) link

That one guy looks uncannily like David Gilmour.

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:34 (eight years ago) link

He does but I think Stips gets the edge for sweetness and prettiness.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:37 (eight years ago) link

OK, maybe the earlier experimental traffic cone stuff is a bit wibbly and rather sexless

i think this https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLuvw4yWsAEixhy.jpg nsfw 1971 tour poster wishes to disagree but tbh i don't have an assessment of it besides 'O_o'

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:45 (eight years ago) link

(i'll warn you in advance that it's not the good kind of nsfw you may be anticipating)

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link

Oh no my phone really does not get along with photobucket so I am going to have to wait until tomorrow to see the pretty prog boy

Merdeyeux, I know exactly which poster you mean without having to click on the link, and all I can say to you is: that poster does not, to me, signify "sexy" but as the owner of a... Y'Know it signifies "OUCH OUCH OUCH THAT DOES NOT GO IN THERE!"

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 20:59 (eight years ago) link

i am sure, the O_o factor is working on several levels

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 9 August 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link

I suppose the question of whether Kraftwerk's music is sexy or sexless comes down to one's attitudes about these topics:

Are androids sexy? YES!
Are machines sexy? YES!
Are trains sexy? YES!
Is technology sexy? YES!
Is physics sexy? YES!
Are fast cars and racing cycles sexy? Well I'd say no but British television programming seems to suggest otherwise.

Your mileage may vary.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Sunday, 9 August 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link

I'd not ever seen this photo of Chaka Khan before. Hey, girl.

http://i.imgur.com/RyZSTXs.jpg

Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 August 2015 16:14 (eight years ago) link

Let me tell you what I wanna do I wanna love you wanna hug you wanna squeeze you too let me take you in my arms let me fill you with my charms
http://www.glp.at/sites/default/files/styles/artist_colorbox_popup/public/uploads/gallery/images/PIC2.JPG

Trigger warning: (Sanpaku), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:32 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/GybtyUP.jpg

Iago Galdston, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link

Haven't seen Edward Scissorhands in a long time but in retrospect, the mother played by Dianne Wiest had one of the warmest and kindest faces ever.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 01:20 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Just saw a clip tonight of Doris Day doing "Windy City" in Calamity Jane. Was spellbound.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 04:36 (eight years ago) link

BUT IT AINT GOT WHAT WEEEEE GOT

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 05:00 (eight years ago) link

She has kind of a Manson girl look in that first pic.

Give me Kay Lenz in Breezy.

http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Breezy-1973-Kay-Lenz-pic-101.jpg

nickn, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

My wife has never seen Rebecca so we were watching last night, and god, 23-year-old Joan Fontaine was just astonishing.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link

yep

deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 16:28 (eight years ago) link

She has kind of a Manson girl look in that first

Ha! I screened the o.g. The Big Bounce last night, and she kind of <is> a Manson Girl in it.

http://themoldydoily.typepad.com/my_weblog/images/9791.jpg

http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/7/74/TBB69_003.jpg/600px-TBB69_003.jpg

Love, Wilco (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 1 October 2015 17:55 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

yup, love her

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 2 November 2015 04:27 (eight years ago) link

crotch

The Once-ler, Monday, 2 November 2015 04:40 (eight years ago) link

'70s era jaclyn smith

https://gigisaffronever.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/jaclyn-smith-photo119.jpg

nomar, Friday, 6 November 2015 05:25 (eight years ago) link

Wanting to have lots of sex with the stars of Charlie's Angels is what kept that show on the air (it wasn't the acting or the scripts).

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 6 November 2015 05:36 (eight years ago) link

http://david-paris.blogspot.com/

Something for everyone here

How Butch, I mean (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:08 (eight years ago) link

Hitler lol

un-ironic, earnest racist manning remains to be rehabilitated (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:09 (eight years ago) link

Baby Hitler?

Caput Johannis in Disco (Tom D.), Wednesday, 11 November 2015 21:17 (eight years ago) link


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