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we do need a 'justify my ethug' 7" stat

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:32 (twenty years ago) link

I really like it because [reasons x, y, z].

i missed this bit

gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:32 (twenty years ago) link

That's the point, gaz, it wasn't there at all!

we do need a 'justify my ethug' 7" stat

OMNIPOTENT BABY AHOY.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:33 (twenty years ago) link

Even MORE Amazing... zero trife action, and minimal fiddo/strongo/jesso action to keep the momentum strong at that!

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:36 (twenty years ago) link

where is trife btw?

gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:38 (twenty years ago) link

undercover

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:39 (twenty years ago) link

Retired, sorta. But check the Fiddo's crystal ball thread for his amazing review as Mullah Omar for the new Jay-Z album. The difference between him and A Certain Poster On This Thread when it comes to talking about hip-hop is measured in parsecs.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:40 (twenty years ago) link

trife is mullah? ha!

gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:41 (twenty years ago) link

if parsecs equal millimeters

jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:42 (twenty years ago) link

(oh great, here we go again... maybe)

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:49 (twenty years ago) link

you guys need a new hobby

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:49 (twenty years ago) link

i suggest macramae

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:50 (twenty years ago) link

or those fuzzy posters you can color in with markers

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:50 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, I've been napping. What's up, fuckers? How are all you fat, balding freaks? I've missed ya!

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 01:54 (twenty years ago) link

Hahahaha oh my Lord!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 02:11 (twenty years ago) link

fiddo those posters sound like the best thing ever! can you get them in black?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 02:13 (twenty years ago) link

The fuzz is velvet.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 02:14 (twenty years ago) link

(¡)

ron (ron), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 02:53 (twenty years ago) link

{¡}

ron (ron), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 02:53 (twenty years ago) link

|¡|

ron (ron), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 02:54 (twenty years ago) link

this is the 578th post on this thread.

Nihilist Pop Star (mjt), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 03:04 (twenty years ago) link

This thread is terrible, like watching a car crash in slow motion...

Mikomcho, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 03:13 (twenty years ago) link

vahid (vahid), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 03:16 (twenty years ago) link

heavy philosophy hip-hop, onna kantian tip:

"he who does not feel me is not real to me and therefore he does not exist/so poof vamoose you son of a bitch"

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 03:21 (twenty years ago) link

Thes One does that much better on the first People Under the Stairs album.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 03:25 (twenty years ago) link

okay, not *much* better:

Yo! What would you do if I could prove you didn't exist and it was true
Like ??? solidified
proof of your essence

Of you in the spoof of your birth
Now I guess that would lesson your
worth to the dirt and the earth
And the leaf, now I leave you alone without belief that your
really here
And assist you beneath your fear
An endearing tear would fall if all that I said
was true,
Am I right or ???, too complex for quote
I'll have the final say,
Like the rope to
the boat to the dock, you're not free yet, man
You're sick, stuck, caught, sick in the head,
Stuck
to the bed, you're dumbfed
Diseased with that mononuclear, what I look like money?!
That
latin listening to Coolio? So I ask,
What was your mom's task when she had you?
If fully she
knew that through all of her pain
Her baby was born without brain and insane and just plain,
no
style! No smile, your memories are worth a shitpile to me
You believe that you're free?!!
Man, free from your mom,
Free from the man and most of all free from me but you see,
I've caught
you! My bad you don't really exist,
So I got to, explain this so when I tell you how not to,
You
won't do it, I'm screwin your thinkin!
I know I exist and I prove it cause I'm listening to you
But
I ask, what if God was an evil genius who only made you believe you were
true?
And your life
was nothing man! Just a really long dream
And when you die you'll start a whole new life, a whole
new dream
But that was just a dream, and it seems man you can't break out the cycle
Am I crazy?
Go to your church and ask your white God if I'm right though,
Whatever he replies will be lies,
we've already established this evil,
When I'm lying, you don't exist but merely as emotion
and perceival,
Believe you'll be round tomorrow kid, yo,
You've borrowed time with no entrance,
And
since you're a dream I can mentally put on the pinch
And you disappear in an instant,

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 03:29 (twenty years ago) link

Is this thread like one of those contests, where the last one to take his hand off the truck wins $1000 or something? (Only explanation I could come up with why it's still so densely populated.)

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:03 (twenty years ago) link

Touch The Truck as a metaphor for ILM is yet another reason why this is the best thread ever.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:08 (twenty years ago) link

This is the thread that just keeps on giving.

o. nate (onate), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:10 (twenty years ago) link

It's like a cancer.

colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:11 (twenty years ago) link

Benign or malignant?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:12 (twenty years ago) link

This is the thread that just keeps on giving cancer.

Keith Harris (kharris1128), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:15 (twenty years ago) link

Awww, I lost the ILM popularity contest.

yeah, I totally got "owned" in thread, especially by cinnablount, who didn't actually pay attention to what I was arguing.

Man, this thread was one lame fuck with ddrake thread nearly from the beginning.

What a fucking joke.

ddrake, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:17 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, that's how we all start our threads around here.

I clearly didn't mean it as an insult. You know that, so you really can shut up about it.

ddrake, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:19 (twenty years ago) link

everyone's out to get you, motherfucker

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:20 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, yr right, I'm just paranoid.

Clearly, this thread hasn't been a bunch of mutherfuckers jumping down my neck from the beginning.

ddrake, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:23 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.cupidalaska.com/juror8/dumb11.jpg

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:25 (twenty years ago) link

Hey, its Dom, the cyberstalker!

ddrake, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:26 (twenty years ago) link

Why hasn't this thread been locked yet?

Mofo, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:27 (twenty years ago) link

Don't ask me.
I asked someone to lock it paaaages ago.

ddrake, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:27 (twenty years ago) link

Clearly, this thread hasn't been a bunch of mutherfuckers jumping down my neck from the beginning.

well it hasn't! it might have gotten intense, but I think most everybody was trying to discuss things with you! yes even Blount! elliptical discussion doesn't mean it's not discussion, heated discussion doesn't mean it's not discussion, even way-overheated discussion still counts!

not "paranoid": just "defensive," maybe justifiably so, but the puzzling thing about getting defensive is that it usually fails to provide much protection/shelter/however one wants to describe what being defensive does.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:31 (twenty years ago) link

IN THE EVENT YOUR FRIENDLY MODERATOR DOESN'T LOCK A THREAD, JUST STOP POSTING ALREADY, SILLY MAN

(please don't take that as 'jumping on you' or something. i'm trying to help ya out)

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:33 (twenty years ago) link

I remain opposed to the locking of this thread!

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:36 (twenty years ago) link

I didn't really see it as people trying to "discuss" things with me. Blount's "elliptical" discussion was him accusing me of thinking that progressive hip hop involved incorporating the work of old dead white people. (the opposite of what I actually argued.)
I enjoy the heated-discussion aspect.
I don't like the constant jabs at me, personal and otherwise, from member of this board - which have been quite constant. I'm all for people disagreeing. And the way I initially phrased my remarks was intended to create a heated discussion.
But things got out of control, and when people stopped actually discussing the issue with me and it became an issue of

"I can't think of any other occasional on ilx where someone has had their ass as out and out schooled as ddrake on this thread. and I still think any further 'engagement' with him from any ilxors is tantamount to running up the score."

Yeah, what a "game" it was. I don't really see how my opinion was "owned" at all. Certainly there were minor flaws in my argument, but no more than in anyone else's. And I admitted it when their were and refined my argument par the course. But there was some SERIOUS ganging-up-on-ddrake going on. Not just the cyberstalking, but what amounted to harrassment of ME rather than a discussion of my ideas. Or even a HEATED discussion of my ideas.
See the difference, Ned? (if you're out there?)
I attacked your LIST
You attacked ME.

ddrake, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:37 (twenty years ago) link

And I am in favor of locking this thread because I think that while aspects of this discussion were interesting and informative, the majority of it was bullshit.

ddrake, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:39 (twenty years ago) link

OK, I'm bored and sad so I'm going to attempt to break down the thread as I saw it:

1) Original poster James picks misleading/provocative thread title and couches what would otherwise be a harmless inquiry about experimental rap in the dangerous area of "rap on the whole is stagnant and I want the newness".
2) The usual suspects mock this. Most of us are all "ok, fine, pfhsgh" because we're familiar with these posters. ddrake initially chimes in with "instruments in rap /= progressive" and gets little if any real hostility.
3) ddrake then mistakes "progressive/experimental" for "white", flings out a "you know that's what you really mean" equivalent ("admit it") and suddenly the tone of Typical ILM Prog-Rap Mockery gets a bit weird
4) Ned sez "because instruments are white! oh wait" and ddrake fires back "U R NOT OF TEH FUNNIE"
5) ddrake: "Seriously though, unless you actually know the hip hop history, which it sounds like you don't, I'd wait to listen to "prog" hip hop. " [emphasis mine]
6) A couple more joke posts, a couple geniune attempts to steer the thread into actual topical coherence ("Dalek?"), J0hn being all "Ned OTM"
7) dd: "Oh give me a break! Dilute, my friends, dilute!" Then he goes onto some snotty "prog is unfun" jibe.
8) Jokes jokes jokes. The nate that is not me says "The twisted part is that some people actually like challenging their brains."
9) dd: "Rush! Yes! Prog stupid! Also read it, motherfuckers!"
10) not me nate: "But Braxton/Cornel/Toni Morrison..."
11) Ned to o. nate: "ddrake will get mad at you now and claim you don't understand hip-hop. You are so burned. *cue ddrake: 'Ha ha, where is your sense of humor, dork, etc.'*"
12) "you're out of your league, donnie."
13) dd shortly later: "Blues People is a more incredible work than anything anyone on ILM has accomplished...a more important work as well. That I can't believe more of you haven't read." [here is where my arrogance alarm goes off.]
14) Ned sums up the crux of the issue: "Remind me again how you've assumed you know what everyone here has read/listened to/thought again? I missed the proof of your omniscience here."
15) Some stupid bullshit ensues
16) Wooster is namedropped
17) Accusations of privacy intrusions fly
18) The thread officially becomes ridiculous
19) Everyone tries to explain to ddrake why they're mad at him
20) ddrake gets mad defensive
21) I forgot to mention, blount has a field day
22) OWNED
23) A failed attempt to return to original discussion in the thread
24) ddrake: "So "whitening" in the case in which I am using it refers to the values inherent in the musicians' musical ideas. White CULTURE rather than white PEOPLE."
25) Oh no
26) nickalicious and scott seward simmer things down somewhat
27) Perry sums everything up neatly
28) Numerous thread-locking requests go out
29) Oh yeah, there's some stuff about Amiri Baraka in here too (c/o J0hn Darn1elle)
30) Someone named "Big Boi" stomps in, says "prog rap is shit!" only in much wordier terms, resorts to name-dropping the Strokes, then eventually disappears
31) "Ned and his ethugs" are mentioned
32) People start backtracking in an attempt to recap this thread
33) This goes on for a while
34) There is a delightful Popeye intermission
35) An ugly goulash of meta-spastic he-said-he-said "no no no I'M RIGHT I WIN" nonsense and arrogant written-in-stone declarations of what various genres TRULY AND REALLY ARE AND AREN'T, DAMN IT
36) This actually goes on for a while
37) http://hipsterdetritus.blogspot.com/cam.gif
38) more pictures, which ddrake calls "unclever"
39) see #35
40) I post this
41) I feel dirty

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:50 (twenty years ago) link

Its like a Fox News perspective of the thread!

Congratulations.
I especially like how you mock my posts...i.e. U R NOT OF TEH FUNNIE

and just quote their posts as if they came from the most sensible, polite place in the universe.


Thank you, you've really summed up this thread "accurately."
Someone lock this bullshit.

ddrake, Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:55 (twenty years ago) link

Do you want someone to lock this thread then?

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:58 (twenty years ago) link

Why are you still posting on this thread? You do realize that you are pretty much the only thing keeping it going, don't you?

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:59 (twenty years ago) link

To dd, not Dom, obviously.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 04:59 (twenty years ago) link


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