rolling fuck this shit worst songs of 2015 thread

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'strip no more' is staggeringly bad, i felt the need to listen to it all but had to pause a few times to gather myself

― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 7 July 2015 11:44 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

haha, this guy is indeed terrible when I first heard this I thought nothing could be worse but after 5 listens I'm surprised to find I like it when it comes on the radio, nonsensical lyrics and all

niels, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link

the posing authenticity idiotic aesthetics of this one is a lot more difficult to take for me (and since it's re-released as an international single now, it's both worst songs 2014 and 2015 material)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOlaazhXi_U

niels, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOxvDFeQTy4

Cosmic Slop, Thursday, 30 July 2015 12:39 (eight years ago) link

great news everybody

"strip no more" is #1

we did it

brb dying

for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Friday, 31 July 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link

This has to stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMr7NCFoHFo

JacobSanders, Monday, 3 August 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link

Maroon 5 + fun + a pile of garbage=

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWi5arsIXA4

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 August 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link

"let's be birds, I want to fling birdseed and shit all over your walls"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF6kB_4vzH0

for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Thursday, 6 August 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link

I hope he has very rich parents.

self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Thursday, 6 August 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc

Not sure why this hasn't been posted yet. The only explanation is that either you all don't listen to Sirius or I'm crazy and it isn't the worst thing infesting the airwaves rn

MrExplorer, Sunday, 9 August 2015 05:29 (eight years ago) link

this is my shite song

dyl, Sunday, 9 August 2015 06:23 (eight years ago) link

I kinda can't even be mad at this song, since it sounds EXACTLY like about 5,000 other songs. I mean, who gives a care anymore.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 9 August 2015 07:18 (eight years ago) link

a) fight song is perfectly fine b) odd how the "hooray for teenage girls!" brigade doesn't have much use for songs actually meant for teenage girls, specifically to help them

for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link

I have been spared the spotify playlist from hell for a while but the monster is back with some new playlists now, a whole load of new garbage destroying all serenity and equilibirum. Vibeyness is in tatters now, branches snapped and tossed aside, leaves crushed underfoot, capitalists concreting over meadows.

His current weapon is something called Cool for the Summer. Its probably not as bad as the ones he was playing last time but theres been a period where he didnt play music and i began to recover and even forget that sounds like this has escaped into the wild like fire ants discarded as pets

saer, Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link

I may be spending more time on this thread again as I cant afford a therapist

saer, Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqwAY9dMNxI

JacobSanders, Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link

i love "fight song"

j. winters (josh), Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link

okay saer shitting on "cool for the summer" shall be the moment where we stop pretending to sympathize with his 'hell' of having to listen to pop music

dyl, Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:21 (eight years ago) link

i don't think "fight song" is that bad. i heard it at work back to back w/ "heartbeat song" once tho ('this is my heartbeat song' etc). that song is probably worse tbh lol

dyl, Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link

fight song is just watered down "Roar", i dont think it's terrible, it's just bland

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 August 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

and i have to say: katherine otm (xposts)

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 August 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link

am I allowed to like the notion of inspirational anthems by/for teen girls and still never want to hear "fight song" again in my life

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Sunday, 9 August 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link

sure, of course, I wasn't talking about you. for what it's worth one of my friends in college got through some awful shit thanks to "Firework" and I can respect that while still knowing the song is ass

for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Sunday, 9 August 2015 19:44 (eight years ago) link

Came across this song the other day. Maybe not quite bad enough to warrant being part of this thread, and more the type of thing that I would have thought was cool and clever as a teenager, but now am to old and tired for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlhokRA-VUE

Also I think I'm already sick of 90s revivalism.

MarkoP, Sunday, 9 August 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link

the new FOB/Wiz thing is definitely bad enough for inclusion here but I don't think it's on YouTube yet

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Sunday, 9 August 2015 19:52 (eight years ago) link

So I guess someone got to the Charlie Puth "get it on" song a while back -- I had never heard it until my phone ghost-played it tonight from my pocket, and then it took me a while to figure out how to shut it off because it was playing on some app I never use. Good god.

five six and (man alive), Monday, 10 August 2015 05:01 (eight years ago) link

"it's kama sutra show and tell"

five six and (man alive), Monday, 10 August 2015 05:04 (eight years ago) link

Still not a song this year worse than that one. xp

Maybe even in the past few years.

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 August 2015 05:23 (eight years ago) link

no one tell Saer I've been listening to this for the past 35 minutes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9EMINrmkOc

alpine static, Monday, 10 August 2015 05:24 (eight years ago) link

"Fight Song" is eye-rollingly derivative.

Adam J Duncan, Monday, 10 August 2015 08:05 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ky9Ro9pP2gc

welltris (crüt), Monday, 10 August 2015 16:08 (eight years ago) link

oh god my ears

Johnny Fever, Monday, 10 August 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link

so bad

Spottie, Monday, 10 August 2015 17:14 (eight years ago) link

just flagged the three of you

abcfsk, Monday, 10 August 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link

First part sounds derivative of all the artists who are derivative of her older work, second section sounds like Marissa Marchant.

five six and (man alive), Monday, 10 August 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link

you made it to the second section?

Spottie, Monday, 10 August 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link

I wonder if the super-litigious Gaye estate will sue that Puth guy, even though I think it's an extreme longshot.

five six and (man alive), Monday, 10 August 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link

the writer of "marvin gaye" is credited on "countdown"!

for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass (katherine), Monday, 10 August 2015 19:01 (eight years ago) link

"Marvin Gaye" #1 in New Zealand only... WE'RE SORRY PLANET EARTH. It's a climate thing, I think. I'm not really from here.

This year's crop of crap does seem to have a lot more name-dropping than usual – mentioning obvious Cool People from the Past. Maybe it's just nostalgia obscuring how shameless it always used to be. I'm also pretty sure Biggie never sang with Nirvana. Speaking of which,

now that the song is sabotaging its chances for radio airplay I find it charming

Does Halsey's line, "high on legal marijuana", get censored or not? I suppose, because it's legal marijuana, maybe the radio wouldn't bother. It'd be like bleeping out "high on ritalin". Pretty smart songwriting really! (Um, no.) I can so imagine that song being played by the support act at an Imagine Dragons concert. It's, like, not unexpected at all.

I found Death to the Strange's 'Sign On' (i.e. welfare) was the most horrible song in this thread, it really comes across as poor-bashing. Maybe unintended (they seem inept in general). But the song is two years old. Ineligible/Too shitty/Not shitty enough?

flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link

(for the end-of-2015 poll, I mean)

flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 07:24 (eight years ago) link

it's from 2012.

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 15:38 (eight years ago) link

i have not heard halsey's song on the radio censored or uncensored and i hope it remains that way

dyl, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link

when the citizens of the future unearth the 2015 time capsule this is what they're gonna find
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYUaJGGneiI

j. winters (josh), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link

that is some bad autotuning

welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link

i know complaining about autotune is older than any of these singers but that is just exceptionally bad

welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 19:30 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=785Vhfh4EUc

I don't know what Birdcloud's deal it. I guess they're a "comedy" duo, but whatever this is...just, NO.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 13 August 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link

deal is

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 13 August 2015 01:37 (eight years ago) link

That has about 300 views, doesn't quite merit mention imo.

five six and (man alive), Thursday, 13 August 2015 01:55 (eight years ago) link

It's no "I wanna dance I wanna dance I wanna dance with a black woman". Pretty bad tho.

I'd presumed everything itt must have gone to Billboard #1 from all the YT views and hatewatching. Glad to be wrong! (So far.)

flyingtrain (sbahnhof), Thursday, 13 August 2015 03:39 (eight years ago) link


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